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"I Am A Thoughtful Guy" Cover Contest:
Commenters Are Thoughtful Guys!
I am a thoughtful guy
I think about alotta things
I am a thoughtful chick
I think about a lot of thoughts
About alotta things
I think about how – I could bleach my hair
I think about what came first – the table or the chair
I think about if – memes are cool or boring
I think magnets are cool – but how are they working
I think about how dudes shouldn’t wear V-necks
I think about how gamers have a good reflex
I think about who – first put crackers in soup
I think a handful of prunes make a healthy poop
I am a thoughtful guy
Right now I’m thinking of the millions of thoughts I only get when I am in the shower
It's like it gives me a sensation
A 100 percent brain activation
I think about the guy who invented the high five
He must have been hanging like, 90 percent of the time
I think about technology,
and singularity,
but there is always room for improvement,
That thought is idiocy...
I think about how you never see a billboard get hoisted
And if 4 in 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does one actually enjoy it?!?
Which orange came first – the color or the fruit?
I think I look fine in a fancy suit!
I think about the first person to drink milk
Why would anybody do anything of that ilk?
Maybe it was the result of a really bad dare
Or maybe a guy was somewhere
and just really thirsty?
Sometimes I think how a felon could be a mime!
And if after some time the cops caught him committing crime
I know they could put him solitary confinement,
But could they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
I think about how our universe could be an atom,
Like seriously, this could be a giant atom
I know the idea might sound a little dumb
But I really hope you will let yourself fathom...
...That little electrons could really be planets
The sun a nucleus? There are really no limits!
This theory is only one of zillions,
Heck, this could just be a game of marbles being played by aliens.
I think about if – there is really any sound
if no one is there around,
when a tree hits the ground!
still with no ears
present in the background...
And also - how do I who I am really
could I be...right now a cheetah
...or maybe a...time traveling zebra!
Who crash-landed his ship and then got amnesia!!!
That’s pretty deep...
Y O ! ! !
I am a thoughtful guy.
Right now I’m thinking about the mystery of shampoo
Why does it later white even if it starts blue?
And also, why do men have nipples
Right now I’m thinking about what if I was the last human alive
...and everyone else were just robots acting really well...
Well that would mean that I was a robot too...
Thats exactly what I thought!
And then, somehow, through this conversation, I saved the human race!
I like that thought.
I think a lot of thoughts like that.
Me too.
Thanks For Watching!