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The Plasters - Big Fat ***
You've been waiting for him all year long The Bearded man's been watching your every move
You better silently prey you've done no wrong
If you've behaved yourself He'll still slug your ***:
"You *** up naughty boy but you've covered your tracks well"
Santa Claus is on his way with a sack full of ***
And a snow covered sleigh His a little drunk
His sneaky drinking turns his face bright red
The bearded prick thinks you're all asleep in bed
If you were a bit naughty prepare on cruelly punishment
Whacking around with his big fat stick in hand
That Fat *** is gonna make you cry
A cushion in your pants would save you from the pain
Santa Claus is on his way with a sack full of ***
And a snow covered sleigh He's as drunk as ***
His sneaky drinking turns his face bright red
The bearded prick thinks you're all asleep in bed
Now that he's got you He's gonna make your life hell
Smack! Smack! From his stick and your *** begins to swell
So much pain You can't sit for a week (your *** crack on half)
He'll have you standing in your sleep (your *** crack on half)
If you've done something naughty you better think quick
To avoid a smack from the Fat ***'s stick!
Santa Claus is on his way with a sack full of ***
And a snow covered sleigh He's dead drunk that some craick!
His sneaky drinking turns his face bright red
The bearded prick thinks you're all asleep in bed
Adaptation: Darren & Wojciech