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>> Joe: Hi welcome back to SourceFed I’m Joe Bereta.
>> Will: And I’m William Haynes. [music]
>> Joe: Hey Will? >> Will: Yeah Joe?
>> Joe: have you ever wondered what it’d be like to have your way with a beautiful
celebrity woman? >> Will: Yes… :(
>> Joe: And have you ever wondered how the Internet can help you do that?
>> Will: Yes… :( >> Joe: Are you familiar with the smart phone
app Tinder? >> Will: Is that the swiping app that helps
desperately alone people like me find other poor souls who might want to engage in relations
of any sort with them? >> Joe: Yep.
>> Will: Never heard of it. >> Joe: Oh… Really?
>> Will: Yeah, no. >> Joe: Hmmm. Just sounded like you had from
that description there, Anyway: Tinder is developing a new system to, much like twitter,
“verify” celebrities. So now you can *** your favorite celeb without the fear of getting
catfished. >> Will: My question is why would any celebrity
even Tinder? Just tweet out: “I want some” and you got like 50 mother huggers ready to
QUENCH YOUR THIRST. Why would you waste your precious toilet time swiping left and right
when you can spend that time doing what we all know you want to be doing…
>> Joe: What’s that? >> Will: WORSHIPPING THE ILLUMINATTI… and
Beyonce. >> Joe: You have a very skewed view on celebrity
culture… >> Will: You don’t know me.
>> Joe: A few celebrities and not so celebrity celebrities have already mentioned their use
of the app like Jamie Kennedy and Lindsay Lohan.
(blank stare) >> Will: Joe, do you think Ariana Grande would
swipe me right on Tinder? >> Joe: She’d be a fool not to. Chicks totally
dig the whole black Mr. Rogers thing you got going on for you.
[Will is sad and insecure] >> Joe: It works for you.
>> Will: You’re married Joe, how do you get women to fall desperately in love with
you for the rest of their life? >> Joe: Oh you’ll be fine! I mean you weren’t
going to like take her to Denny’s and tell her she’s the one, right?
>> Will: No… J>> oe: Or go to the movies and pull that
whole yawn stretch grope maneuver? That would have been totally lame.
>> Will: I’ve never even been to the movies. >> Joe: And don’t ask her to move in together
too soon. >> ill: PSH! I don’t even have a home…
>> Joe: Thanks for watching Internet, don’t forget to like favorite and subscribe to the
channel, >> Will: And in the comments down below, tell
us which celebrity you’d want to match with on tinder and why? Pick anyone in the world
except Ariana Grande. She’s mine. >> Joe: She doesn’t know you exist.
>> Will: Neither do you (Will fades away)