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When someone accidentally replaced the sponge soaking water next to the electric chair with holy water
and the deaf, dumb and blind man wrongly convicted of *** survived,
no one expected him to embody the son of God every full moon.
Gill Mills is the were-Jesus! frustrated with his-
Let me stop you right there.
OK, I don't even know if a were-WOLF movie would work right now, and they got a fan base.
but a were... were-Jesus. Really?
Really.
Really? Really! But really? Yeah. Really.
You want me
to invest my time in my money - Do you have something against where creatures
or something? I mean, c'mon! What's going on here, man?
Excuse me?
You see here,
in your ivory tower of BS,
passing out judgment like chicken sandwiches at a charity van! -Ok, we're done here.
(imitating) ok we're done here. -Thank you -(imitating) thank you. -Get out.
You know what, man?
You're a forkin phony
uh...
Have you seen any good TV shows lately?
You know Survivor, the office. The usual.
Do you think you'd like
a movie that had it were-Jesus in it?
I don't know...
-maybe i guess. -Wha? Helen?
What's wrong.
Helen, what day is it?
friday- No! no, what day is it?
is it a full moon or a regular day?
I don't know.
It's a full moon, isn't it?
It is... Helen...
-I'm a were-heron, OK? -What does that mean?
A were. Heron. You know?
Half man, half heron
every full moon
I don't understand?
Like a werewolf!
Only a heron!
A blue heron! Get it?
Are you...
...gonna kill me or something?
huh? A werewolf hunts flesh because a wolf hunts flesh.
I'm just gonna try to catch a fish until dawn...
Great! Ok, listen. Here's...
here's the money for the meal. If you don't wanna call me again, I understand. I just...
I just have to go
[Grunts and squeaks. Loon and horror sounds]
[loon and night sounds]
What the ***?
Get the *** outta my boat!