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[Bitter laughing] Oh my god
I recorded the entire thing!
I have eight minutes left of the episode.
And my computer decided to freeze
and it lost everything.
I'm not re-watching it, I can't. I'll just catch you guys up.
It's a million degrees in this room.
If you can't hear me, I'm probably going to caption the video
because I'm whispering and there's a very loud fan
and but there's really nothing to hear right now because I lost all my video
At least that'll make editing easier.
So here is basically what you missed because my computer was stupid.
I really like the song Brave
But I don't understand why it was used in that way.
Unless, I'm misunderstanding the song,
I don't understand why Santana and Rachel did it.
Tina's a ***, and the writers know that they've made her into something
that she never was. And it pisses me off more that
they know that they're doing this,
and not doing anything to fix it.
Sue is probably my favorite part of this episode.
Kurt's being ridiculous, but it's cute so whatever.
I feel like the songs for the most part are really randomly chosen and
they probably have one good reason
for each song.
For example, Brave? Good song. Uhh not relevant to what was happening
in the episode...I don't think.
I'll Be Watching You is a love song and I guarantee
the only reason they chose that song is, not only because
it sounds pretty, but mainly because of the line "I'll be watching you."
One line. Out of the entire song that's relevant to this.
And it's not even meant in that way.
I think it's ridiculous that Santana's her understudy because
She does not fit the part of *** Brice at all.
Uhmm even, like, she has a great voice but
her voice really isn't like, fit for Broadway?
I don't think? I could be wrong, I don't know.
When Rachel was ranting about, "Oh I have to go see who my understudy is..."
"Because it's really hard being a star!"
And I went "She's BAAACK!! Kind of."
I think at one point I ranted about
how it's ridiculous that this season is still like
"Season Four-part two" and it's awful.
Oh my god I miss the days of Season One and Two.
Do you remember those days?! Do you remember when I like actually enjoyed watching glee?
And these were much happier videos? Oh my god.
So, that's what you missed on the video that has been deleted from my computer.
I am not re-watching the episode and re-enacting all that. Because 1. I'm not gonna remember
everything I said. And 2...
2. I don't want to re-watch 40 minutes of...that
[Elliot]: First gay friend that I've made in the city that's not crazy or...
[Kurt and Elliot taking first selfie]
[Kurt]: Oh! it was cute. [Elliot]: I was still chewing!
[Kurt]: Oh, sorry, let's take a look at it. Yeah no we're doing that again.
[Kurt]: One, two, be super cute.
[Selfie with kiss] [Kurt]: Oh! Cute!
Uhhh I have issues.
[Tina]: Who? [Sue]: Blaine Anderson. --Yes!
[Blaine]: No, no, but you two deserve it.
[Blaine]: I mean, come on, Artie you guys have a higher grade point average.
[Blaine]: I know this sounds like humble brag but, sometimes things just get handed to me.
[Artie]: Really? Hmm, I never noticed that.
[Blaine]: You know, like how Mr. Schue gives me more solos than anyone... [Becky]: Gay Blaine, gay Blaine!
[Becky]: When did you break up with pancake face?
[Blaine]: Uh, Becky I'd really appreciate it if you didn't call my fiance
[Blaine]: pancake face, and no, we're not broken up. [Becky]: Yeah, you are!
Oh my god! Why? We don't need anymore drama! I hate everything.
[Blaine]: That's uh that's a great photo Becky, but don't worry
[Blaine]: Kurt and Elliot are just friends.
[Becky]: Just friends my ***! Speaking of ***,
[Becky]: Pancake face is getting some! Oh snap! --Oh my god!
Blaine. Blaine.
I think it's hilarious that Blaine is valedictorian.
[Blaine]: Tina! We can film rehearsal and send it to Brown.
It's too late!!
[Tina]: Blainey Days --Ughh uh
I hate that...I hate that nickname.
I had to pause it because it's too late! This is not how college...!
Alright, for all those who are going to apply to colleges in the next year or two...
This is not how college application- in America
This is not how the college application process works.
You do it by December! You're done by December!
For most schools, sometimes
Januray. You send it in by DECEMBER, you hear back
the latest April, but usually March or April
That's when you hear back from schools. You can't do anything between then!
You can't keep sending them things, especially when you've already heard back from them
that you're wait-listed. That's- You just- that's what you do,
You WAIT. Don't, you can't do, this is not how college
application works! It is like JULY where they are, it is WAY too late
to be applying to all the
oh my god.
[Break Away playing]
Oh, the screen, the screen's completely...
If you guys could be so nice as to describe the visuals of this last scene to me because my
entire screen right now is uhmm pixels of...mess.
If I'm missing any important details in this last scene, besides a big group number on a stage,
because I can't tell because my stupid internet and computer is...
Oh! Oh it came back, ok it came back, so I'm guessing Rachel moved out because I just saw
Kurt's pants. I think...
Sorry that this video is awful.
Please, please understand if they're late, like super late, it's because I have NO time.
I literally have no time. Like, I woke up early
to do, well, I woke up early to do homework and then decided to do this
Please understand that these videos are still important to me but...
Not as important as me finishing college so...
Uhhh ok, rating, overall rating of the episode... Meh.
All it really did was create more. unnecessary. drama.
I feel like I say that every time, but it's true.
Alright this is just a message to the Glee writers:
It's really hard to care about the "newbies" when you give
nothing to do that's significant.
Did I mention what I think they're gonna do on this show? Or what I think they should do with the New York thing?
I can't remember, it was so long ago, I'm gonna say it again anyway.
I think, if they're going to move to New York
The show. They should do
a time gap.
They're moving to New York. They should do like, three years into the future New York.
That way the first graduated class
is done with college and the second graduating class is
about to graduate.
We could see Kurt and Blaine get married with a nice long engagement
Which would make me and I'm sure a lot of other Klaine fans very happy.
We don't have to go through that stupid college drama which we've seen the past two seasons
We know what happens, ok? You don't have to do it for the second batch of New Directions
It's fine.
So we skip all the college shezzazz AND if they still want to keep the 'newbies' around
you can have them in New York too because they would be graduating
and moving to New York maybe
So that way everyone can be in New York at the same time
And if we really want to show Sam and Blaine in their first year
Freshman year, they can do little flashbacks.
We don't need to see the entire...I don't want the last season of Glee
to be them going through freshman year of college, I really don't!
I want the last season of Glee to wrap up everything. And the only way that's going to happen
is if it's really far into the future
And it's taking them two years to go through one year of high school!
It's driving me insane! Alright, this has been a very long rant.
I'm sorry that this was much more of a review than a reaction
video. I'm not very good at the review side as you can see.
Alright I'm gonna stop talking now because it's getting really awkward and it's really hot in this room
and I need to leave. Alright uggghshshhh
Alright I need to go, I need to go.
I need to go, bye!