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Welcome, students!
As you should already know, Miss Mária Tőzsér has taken over the school
and as the new director she has made some changes
so, please, pay attention to this short presentation of the new Arany
the Arany János School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
It should be clear at first glance, that the new Arany is all about two things
happiness, and order.
Trust me, terrible things will happen to anyone who doesn’t follow the rules
or anyone who isn’t happy.
Alright, now, all of you should already know this
but our beautiful school is located here in this fine city of ours.
However, the more important thing is:
the location of our enemy, the Városmajori Gimnázium.
As seen on this map, any attacks from them will be coming from the North.
So be prepared.
Why are they our enemies, you ask?
Well, that’s quite an easy question.
Let me just show you some examples.
First, here’s what happens in Arany when a teacher enters the classroom.
See? Order. Everything’s perfect.
But once we look at a recording from Major
whoa, it's like they didn’t even see the teacher coming in!
Not enough to convince you? Then let's see what happens when a teacher asks a question.
In Arany, it's only natural, that everyone knows the answer right away.
The teacher doesn't even know who to ask! Ha ha!
However, in Major - just look at these barbarians!
No one even reacts to t-
oh, hold on, this guy did react...
by slamming a book against his desk!
Don't ask me, I don't understand either.
Well, all that should be enough to show you why Arany is the best high school around.
We keep you safe;
we keep you magical.
It's October 27 and we've got the biggest piece of news
I've ever had the chance to announce.
...yeah, still the same story:
Mária Tőzsér has taken control of the whole world!
Well, nothing can beat that, so I'm just gonna repeat it:
Mária Tőzsér controls the world now.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Let me introduce the situation,
that it's not a question anymore,
that the generosity of Earth has completely dispelled.
We have yet receive any reports on whether she has already
winky-wonkied (?) the doodily-woo (???) or not.
What we know is that she held an enormous celebration
in the River Plate Stadium, in Argentina.
She had also got the legendary band AC/DC to play at the event.
We are going to show some footage of that soon.
Mária Tőzsér conquering the world came to the surprise of many,
but not all.
Fortune tellers have been predicting this fate for our planet
ever since the early 70's.
Let's watch
the celebration
now!
Such a thought provoking video...
***!
The implications for Russia will definitely be major...
...***.
Hey, it's a live broadcast from Hungary!
Do you have anything to say about the witches taking over the world?
Ya lil' brat, I ain't be believin' in no magic,
it be nothin' more than all them superstitions!
Just get off my lawn or I'll-
Ladies and gentlemen, I have some breaking news for you.
We've just received reports of a revolution breaking out in Budapest, Hungary.
However, experts really doubt that this will have any effect on the situation.
The only ones able to save us now are...
The Heroes of the World™
...who you can call.
Maybe.
Down with the witches! Down with them all! Booo!
[Generic revolution-y stuff]
DOWN WITH THE WITCHES, DOWN WITH-
Oh, hold on...
...are we the only ones left?
Yeah.
Oh god, we need the heroes then...
Caroline! Call the Heroes of the World™!
What kind of heroes do you want? Mexican, Italian, Ameri-
Stop joking around, just call them!