The Amazing Race - S07 E02 - English Transcript

I’ll do it… Up here? Yes; this way. C’mon; c’mon; c’mon. Hola. Pick one. Shine five pairs of shoes… Five pairs of shoes… Go… Show me how. 217A. C’mon. C’mon; c’mon… Who loves shoes? I do… You do. I’ve done military shoes all my life. C’mon; c’mon; c’mon Who loves shoes?... You do. I do. C’mon; c’mon. Gracias. Five Americana. Who loves shoes? We both love shoes. I don’t love shoes. I’ll do it… Oh God; I can’t believe I just signed up for that. Ok; I’ll do it. I’ll do it. You love shoes… Ok; I love shoes. Who loves shoes?... Ok; I do… That’s you. You want to do it?... Alright; I’ll do it. Read the rules to me. You must wear an official shirt. You’ve got to put the shirt on. The standard rate is one Peruvian Sol. Ok; let’s go downstairs. We’re the last one (sic)… Who loves shoes? I love shoes… Ok. Shoe shine; shoe shine. You? Please. Get the dust off. I am Ronalo… Margo… Margo?... Ah-huh… Nice to meet you… Gracias… Gracias. Gracias. Shoe shine. Shoe shine? Quick? Rapidamente? Dust. Then Shoe shine; sir? One sol; one sol. Shoe shine; one sol? Shine your shoes? Wah-oh. Here. Ok; right there. Ok; one… Tell him how much. Thank you; thank you. Shoe shine? Un sol; un sol. Dos minutos; shoe shine; un sol. No? Un sol. Two minutos. No? Son of a gun. I just want to be standing there; going… Yeah; yeah… C’mon; Megan… I hate this. Oh; gracias… Ok… Un sol. Gracias; muchas gracias. Ah; boníssimo; mira. Ok; um sol. Gracias. Look at that. Beautiful! One sole (sic)? Give it to my manager; please. Shoe shine; sir? Por favor. Oh; gracias. Oh; gracias; gracias... Gracias... Thank you. Señor; shoe shine?... Yes... Very rápido… Yeah; sé… And; we’re dusting… Gracias. Un sol… Thank you… Thank you very much. There you go; buddy. Yes; sir. Thank you… Gracias… Gracias. Five. Alright; we’re done. Gracias. Gracias. Five. Sold; all done. Gracias; gracias. Un sol? Ah; thank you; thank you. Yeah; baby; c’mon. This way; this way… You the man!... This way; this way. Right here. Bring it here; bring it here. Five sole (sic). Gracias; gracias… Gracias… Congratulations; you are now on the first of two flights to Santiago; Chile. All teams are now being awarded tickets to Santiago; Chile; on one of two flights leaving 45 minutes apart. Once in Santiago; they must ride this funicular to this statue of the *** Mary where they’ll find their next clue. Let’s get a taxi… Go; go; go; go; go… We need to go to aeropuerto… Aeropuerto… Aeropuerto; por favor (Airport; please)… Please. Ooooooo; I’ve got to go. We’ve got to go! Can I polish your shoe? Please? Uno sol; uno sol; please. Oh; oh… pardon. Ok. Un sol? Gracias. I’m done. Ok. Just uno sol; uno sol. Please? PLEASE! Ok; ok... Oh; bless you. I’m finished! Thank; gracias! Here we go. I need to polish some shoes! Help me! I need to polish some shoes! Argghh! This is tough. Uno sol. Please; ah; gracias. It’s Ok? Gracias; thank you. Alright; we’re going to will them in; will them in here. I know Joyce is next. Money; money; money… Here; give him the money… Gracias… Gracias… Gracias. You are now on the first of two flights… To Santiago. Ok; we need a taxi… We’ll get it; down here; c’mon… Ok. Mom; Mom; Mom; c’mon; c’mon! This way; hurry! C’mon; run; run; run! C’mon; Gretchen! C’mon; baby! Great; great. C’mon; you’ve got to carry it. Congratulations; you are now on the first of two flights… To Santiago; Chile. Ok. Airport? Ready; baby? To the airport? Gracias. Let’s go. Good job… Thank you. Aeropuerto… Ohhhhh… You did a great job on the shoe shining. We’re on the first flight out of here. Good job; again. Once again… Thanks… Good job. I’m done. Finito?... Yeah… Yes. Thank you so much; gracias. Here we go. You are now scheduled to be on the second on the… Second of two flights… Santiago. Taxi… Let’s go to the airport… Hurry; hurry. Taxi!!... We need to go to the airport… Ok. Debbie; Debbie; Debbie; Debbie! Debbie; Debbie! Debbie; Debbie! Thank you… Ok; good… Fly to Santiago; Chile. Let’s go to the airport. Let’s go… Taxi. It’s me and you; bro… It’s just us. Hey; gracias; mi amigo. Gracias; gracias... Alright; we’re going to dust you off here. Yah; yah; yah; yah. Thank you. Gracias; gracias; gracias. That’s cinco; right? Hey? Yee-hah; I am done. You’ve got to entertain these people; ‘cause they don’t want a shoe shine; they want to be treated well. Bueno; bueno; perfecto. Gracias; gracias. Gracias. Oh; mwuah. Gracias; sí. Let’s go; let’s go! Over here. You got it; you got it; you got it. C’mon; Lynn! It’s here. Gracias. Oh; gracias; gracias. Fly to San Diego (sic); Chile. Fly to Santiago; Chile. The airport?... Yeah; let’s go. We’ve got to speed up. We’ve got to hurry up. There’s ten teams; there’s two flights; so now we’re just in the back of the pack again… But that’s Ok; we’re good at pulling up the rear. Right now Ron and I know that we’re one out of five teams that are on this first flight so we know we’re in the first group. We feel good. Uchenna and I; we’re on the second flight. We’re going to be going with four other teams. This is where we really have to step up our own game. All ten teams are now on their way to Santiago; Chile via Lima; Peru and Buenos Aires; Argentina. When they land; they must make their way to this statue of the *** Mary where they’ll find their next clue. Rápido; rápido; rápido. *** Mary statue. Rápido. Ooooo... Yeah. Funicular? Mas rápido; por favor. Taxi? Gracias. Then we’ve got to run our butts off; babe. Ok; rápido… Close the door… Alright; here we go. Sí… Yes; yes… Sí… Ok. Thank you sir. We’re just going to the funicular. Hop out. C’mon. C’mon; babe. We need to find this statue of the ***. Dos. Gracias… Gracias… Good job. Up and down?... Ok; sí… Looks like we get to cram on with you guys… C’mon… They’re like; dang; man; hey. That’s an incredible view. Check that out. Ok. thank you very much. C’mon; babe. C’mon. Gracias… That’s one big hill. This is awesome. Traffic is very bad now?… Yeah… Ohhh; my gosh. ¿Quantos minutos; señor? What in the world is going on?... It’s 11:00 and we’re in traffic… Oh my God. Let’s ask somebody; babe. Right there; straight ahead; statue of the ***… There it is; right there. Detour. A Detour is a choice between two tasks; each with its own pros and cons. In this Detour; teams have to choose between “Shop” and “Schlep”. In “Shop”; teams travel two miles (~3;2 km) to this restaurant and receive a traditional Chilean recipe from the chef. Then; they must enter this crowded market; buy these five ingredients; and bring them back to the chef; where they’ll receive their next clue. In “Schlep”; teams must travel nearly two miles to this bookstore. Then; in this country known for Nobel Prize winning authors; teams will have to deliver 180 books eight blocks to the Library of Congress where they’ll receive their next clue. We’re doing the books?... Yeah… We don’t want to risk it to have to buy all the ingredients. We’re going to schlep. If we went shopping we were going to have to pay for the ingredients. We’re already running low on cash so we decided to lug the books. Vamos; vamos; vamos; vamos; vamos... Let’s go. Let’s go; lets’s go… Ok; rápido (Ok; fast). Quisiera ser primeiro (I want to be first). You alright babe?... I’m good; I’m right behind you. Taxi… Taxi… Is this going to go fast?... Gracias… Ah; scoot over. Yeah; woo! Are we going the right way?... I don’t know. Ok; let’s go. We’ve got to speed up… Ok; gracias. Hurry up. We’re headed to; um; the *** Mary statue. Ok; you know where the Funicular is?... Sí (Yes). Taxi; taxi! Liberia Chilena Bookstore. Taxi!... Taxi; taxi… Liberia Chilena. Ohhh; that was a hike… Shop or Schlep… I say Schlep… Alright; we need to catch that next… Funicular. Thank you. Gracias. Have a good day. Uh; Funicular… Sí… Sí… Up and down. Hey; guys. This way… This car. Ese no (This isn’t enough)… I don’t have no more (sic)… Pesos only… We have to go out there and trade money or something. This is hard. Trescientos (three hundred). All aboard! I; I need money. Bad… It’s Ok. Why aren’t they here?... I don’t know. I hope they had enough money. Mom; what are we going to do?... We have to beg for money. (21:21)