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>> Fart: SMACK.
>> Festro: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Slog: [ GRUNTS ]
>> ***: BLAH!
>> Slog: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Festro: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Fart: [ GRUNTS ]
>> ***: BLAH!
[ WHIFF! ]
[ WHIFF! ]
[ DING! ]
>> Festro: HUH?
>> Slog: PBHT!
>> ***: PBHT!
>> Fart: PBHT!
>> [ COUGHS ]
GEE ***!
MOUTHWASH, GUYS!
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
I'M FLUSHING THIS STINK DUMP!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Festro: UH, GWEELOK, WE NEED
ANOTHER BALL.
HEY, WHERE'S GWEELOK?
>> Fart: HE'S GONE!
>> Slog: BUT HE WAS HERE BEFORE!
I SAW HIM WITH MY OWN EYES!
[ POP! ]
>> ***: [ SNIFFING ]
BLAH, BLAH!
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
>> Fart: *** FOUND A TRAIL OF
PUS.
>> Festro: GOOD JOB, ***.
GWEELOK'S BEEN MISSIN' A LOT OF
BRO TIME LATELY.
HE MISSED CHAINSAW NIGHT,
HAIRCUT NIGHT, *** NIGHT.
LET'S GO GET HIM.
DISGUSTOIDS, ROLL OUT.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
>> Gweelok: THE INTERNET!
THE SUM TOTAL OF THE WORLD'S
KNOWLEDGE AT MY FINGERTIPS!
AND WITH FRIENDBROPAGE,
BROMANBROTUBE, AND BROTWIT, I
CAN KEEP IN CONTACT WITH ALL MY
ONLINE VIRTUAL FRIENDS!
>> Festro: THERE HE IS!
BRO, YOU'VE BEEN MISSING OUT ON
SOME SERIOUS BRO TIME.
>> Gweelok: UH, CAN'T YOU SEE
I'M BLOGGING?
[ SLURP! SLURP! ]
>> Fart: I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY
BLOGGED THIS MORNING.
>> Gweelok: THIS IS MY AUXILIARY
BLOG, AN EXTRA BLOG I WRITE
WHICH EXPOUNDS UPON THE THEORIES
I PURPORT IN MY MAIN, PRIMARY
BLOG.
>> Slog: SLOG!
BLOG!
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
>> Gweelok: SO, AS YOU CAN SEE,
I AM FAR TOO BUSY FOR YOUR
"BRO TIME."
THANK YOU, SIRS!
NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!
>> ***: [ SNIFFLES ]
[ CRYING ]
>> Festro: NOW YOU HURT ***'S
FEELINGS.
>> Fart: WE'VE MISSED YOUR
DELIGHTFUL PRESENCE AT OUR
ACTIVITIES.
>> Slog: SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN
SPENDING LOTS O' TIME SURFING
THE WEB!
>> Festro: YEAH, BRO.
THIS INTERNET STUFF IS REALLY
GETTING IN THE WAY OF HANGING
OUT WITH YOUR BROS.
>> Gweelok: BUT WE CAN HAVE
BRO TIME WHENEVER.
THE INTERNET IS HAPPENING NOW!
>> Festro: BOYS, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE FORCE TO
GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
>> Gweelok: NO WAY!
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!
HUH? HEY!
>> Slog: DON'T WORRY.
>> Fart: TRUST US.
>> Gweelok: NO! INTERNET!
DON'T LEAVE ME!
INTERNE-E-E-T!
>> Shhhhhh!
>> Festro: HEY, GWEELOK, YOU'LL
LIKE THIS.
***'S BEEN WORKING ON THIS
FOR WEEKS.
[ VAUDEVILLE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ***: ♪ LA LA LA LA LA
LA LA ♪
LA!
>> Festro: EVERYONE CLAP FOR
***!
>> Fart: [ WHISTLES ]
>> Festro: GWEELOK!
CLAP FOR ***!
>> Gweelok: IF YOU'D LIKE TO
TALK TO ME, YOU CAN TEXT ME AT
GWEELOK.INTERNET/CHATTIME.
[ ELECTRONIC BEEPING ]
MY INTERNET VISOR!
GIVE IT BACK!
>> Festro: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF
YOUR CYBER SHENANIGANS!
>> Gweelok: [ GASPS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
>> Festro: BRO TIME IS NOT
OPTIONAL!
>> Slog: IS CLOTHING OPTIONAL?
>> Festro: CLOTHING OPTIONAL?
YES!
BRO TIME OPTIONAL?
NO!
>> Gweelok: WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN'
ABOUT?
I ALWAYS GIVE BRO TIME MY FULL
ATTENTION!
>> Festro: BRO, YOU MADE ***
CRY TWICE IN ONE DAY!
>> ***: [ WHIMPERS ]
[ GAGS ]
[ CRYING ]
>> Slog: YOU'RE ADDICTED.
>> Fart: HE MIGHT BE.
>> Gweelok: I'M NOT ADDICTED TO
THE INTERNET.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME FOR ONE
SEC...
[ GROANS ]
INTERNE-E-E-T!
>> ***: BLAH! BLAH!
>> Fart: HEY!
LOOKS LIKE *** HAS AN IDEA.
>> ***: BLAH!
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
BLAH.
BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
>> Gweelok: SO, WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS, WE SHOULD HAVE A BET
THAT I CAN'T STAY OFF THE
INTERNET FOR ONE WHOLE DAY, AND
IF I WIN, I GET TO USE THE
INTERNET ALL I WANT FOREVER?
BUT...
>> Slog: IF WE WIN...
>> Fart: WE GET YOU TO OURSELVES
FOREVER!
>> Festro: IS THAT WHAT YOU
SAID, ***?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
GWEELOK, DO YOU ACCEPT THIS BET?
>> Gweelok: HMM.
ONE DAY WITHOUT THE INTERNET TO
HAVE THE INTERNET FOREVER!
THAT SHOULD STOP YOU GUYS FROM
BOTHERING ME EVERY FOUR
NANOSECONDS!
PBHT!
YOU'RE ON!
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Festro: YOU USE THE INTERNET
YET?
>> Gweelok: I'M DOING NUMBER
TWO!
LEAVE ME ALONE!
>> Festro: IT'S BEEN ALMOST A
WHOLE MINUTE, AND GWEELOK STILL
HASN'T USED THE INTERNET!
>> Slog: WHAT IF HE WINS THE
BET?
>> Fart: WE'LL NEVER SEE HIM
AGAIN.
>> Festro: DON'T WORRY, BROS.
I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT SLIMY
ZIT BALLOON HAVE HIS WAY.
I MISS HIM TOO MUCH TO LET THAT
HAPPEN.
BRO TIME IS SACRED AND MUST BE
RESPECTED!
>> Fart: WHAT'S THE PLAN, STAN?
>> Festro: EASY.
WE TRICK HIM INTO USING THE
INTERNET!
THEN HE LOSES THE BET, AND WE
WIN.
[ GROWLS ]
>> Slog: THAT'S CHEATING.
ISN'T CHEATING BAD?
>> Festro: NOT IF IT'S DONE OUT
OF LOVE.
RIGHT, ***?
>> ***: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
>> Gweelok: OH!
THIS IS THE HARDEST THING I'VE
EVER DONE!
NO INTERNET FOR A WHOLE DAY!
I FEEL ILL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
HUH?
>> Festro: GWEELOK, YOU GOTTA
CHECK THIS OUT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S A VIDEO OF A BROBOON
COUNTIN' BENJAMINS!
>> Gweelok: [ CHUCKLES ]
THAT DOES SOUND NEAT!
>> Festro: IT IS!
IT'S LIKE THE NEATEST THING I'VE
EVER SEEN ON THE...
INTERNET....
INTERNET....
INTERNET.
>> Gweelok: [ GASPS ]
GOTTA STAY STRONG!
MUST WIN THIS BET!
HA! BROBOON.
I'VE SEEN THAT ONE LIKE A
JILLION TIMES.
THAT'S SO LAST WEEK, BROS.
>> Festro: THAT SNOT BUCKET JUST
WALKED RIGHT BY!
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
UP THE ANTE, BOYS!
BOYS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
HE'S ALREADY SEEN ALL THIS
INTERNET STUFF BEFORE.
>> Fart: WE NEED SOMETHING HE'S
NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
>> Slog: A GIRL?
>> Festro: HMM.
>> Gweelok: THAT VIDEO WAS ONE
OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES!
I'VE GOT TO HOLD IT TOGETHER,
NO MATTER WHAT THOSE GUYS TRY
NEXT!
>> Festro: GWEELOK!
WE'VE GOT COMPANY!
>> Gweelok: COMPANY?
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Fart: OH, GWEELOK.
I'D LIKE YOU TO SAY HI TO MY
NEW GIRLFRIEND.
>> HEY, BABY.
>> Festro: I GOT ONE, TOO.
CHECK HER OUT.
>> PLEASURE.
>> Slog: YEAH, ME TOO, HUH,
GUYS?
>> HI.
>> ***: BLAH!
>> BLAH, BLAH.
>> ***: BLAH.
>> Fart: WE EVEN GOT ONE FOR
YOU!
>> COME LET MAMA GIVE YOU A BIG
OL' SLOBBERY HICKEY!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Gweelok: WOW!
>> Fart: AREN'T THESE GIRLS
PERFECT?
WE MET THEM ON THE...
INTERNET...
INTERNET...
INTERNET.
>> Gweelok: AAH!
YOU SHALL NOT TEMPT ME WITH
YOUR CYBER SEDUCTRESSES!
>> Festro: HE'S GETTIN' AWAY!
AND NOW WE'RE STUCK HANGING OUT
WITH THESE UGLY CHICKS!
>> WE CAN TOTALLY HEAR YOU.
>> Festro: THEN WHAT ARE YOU
STILL DOING HERE?
I DON'T GET IT.
THESE ARE GOOD IDEAS.
DISGUSTOIDS, THINK.
>> All: HMM.
>> Slog: I GOT SOMETHING!
THE NEXT TIME WE TRICK HIM,
MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP SAYING,
"INTERNET...
INTERNET...
INTERNET."
>> Festro: YOU THINK THAT'S
WHAT'S TIPPING HIM OFF?
>> Slog: MAYBE.
>> Festro: WELL, I'LL KEEP IT IN
MIND.
ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS?
>> Fart: AS LONG AS HE HAS A
PLACE TO ESCAPE TO, HE CAN AVOID
OUR TRICKS.
>> Festro: NOWHERE TO ESCAPE.
YEAH, I LIKE THAT.
LET'S GO WITH THAT.
>> Gweelok: AH!
THIS IS KILLING ME!
THOSE CHICKS WERE SO HOT!
TOO BAD THEY CAME FROM THE
INTERNET!
[ WHOOSH! ]
WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
[ WHOOSH! ]
HMPH! NOW WHAT?!
[ GASPS ]
>> Festro: COME CHECK THIS OUT.
WE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO PLUG THE
INTERNET DIRECTLY INTO
SECRET MOUNTAIN FORT AWESOME
ITSELF.
WATCH THIS.
[ BEEP ]
>> Slog: AND I CAN CHECK MY
STOCKS!
>> Fart: AND I CAN FIND SO MANY
DELICIOUS RECIPES.
>> ***: BLAH!
BLAH!
BLAH!
>> Festro: GO AHEAD.
JUST TOUCH ANYWHERE.
>> Gweelok: OH, SURE!
AND THEN LOSE THE BET!
GOOD THING I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE
MY FLOATER BOARD!
>> Slog: I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE
THINGS WERE REAL!
>> Fart: THEY ARE REAL.
MY COUSIN'S FRIEND'S COUSIN KNEW
A GUY THAT HAD ONE.
>> Gweelok: NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME, I'VE GOT SOME
FLOATER-BOARDING TO DO...
AND A BET TO WIN!
>> Festro: [ GROWLS ]
WE WANT BRO TIME!
>> Gweelok: [ GRUNTS ]
FESTRO! AAH!
WATCH OUT!
>> Fart: OH!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Slog: HEY!
[ GRUNTS ]
OUCH!
>> ***: HUH?
BLAH!
>> Festro: HAVIN' AN AWESOME
TIME WITH YOU, BRO!
>> Gweelok: WE'RE GONNA DIE!
FESTRO, LOOK OUT!
EMERGENCY EXIT!
[ BEEP ]
COOL JET PACK, HUH?
>> Festro: YEAH.
AAH!
[ CRASH! ]
>> Gweelok: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
FOR TRYING TO TRICK ME!
>> Festro: I WAS JUST TRYING TO
SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME WITH MY
BRO.
>> Gweelok: IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
LEARNED YOUR LESSON.
>> Festro: UH, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
ALL I KNOW IS THIS IS STARTING
TO HURT.
>> Gweelok: LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS
MIGHT NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION.
>> Fart: PLEASE.
>> Slog: QUICKLY!
>> ***: BLAH!
>> Festro: CALL 911, BRO.
WE NEED AN AMBULANCE!
>> Gweelok: YEAH, OKAY.
GOT IT!
WAIT! THE PHONE'S BROKE!
AND THE MESSENGER PIGEONS HAVE
BEEN SET FREE!
EVEN OUR ANTIQUE TELEGRAPH
MACHINE IS ALL BUSTED.
HOW AM I GONNA CALL FOR HELP?
>> Festro: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
LEFT TO MAKE THE CALL, BRO...
THE INTERNET...
INTERNET...
INTERNET.
>> Gweelok: [ HISSES ]
I KNEW THIS WAS ALL A TRICK!
YOU WANT ME TO LOSE THE BET!
>> Festro: BRO, I REALLY DON'T
CARE ABOUT THE BET RIGHT NOW.
I NEED HELP BADLY!
[ GROANS ]
>> Gweelok: OH, NO!
WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS, DOCTOR?
>> I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME BAD
NEWS.
>> Gweelok: MY FRIENDS ARE DEAD?
>> NO. THEY'RE FINE.
>> Gweelok: THEN WHAT'S THE BAD
NEWS?
>> THE BAD NEWS IS...
>> All: [ Sing-songy ] YOU LOST
THE BET!
>> Festro: YOU USED THE INTERNET
TO CALL 911, SO WE WIN!
>> Fart: NO MORE INTERNET FOR
YOU, BUSTER.
>> Slog: AND YOU GIVE US ALL THE
BRO TIME WE WANT!
[ ALL CHEER ]
>> Gweelok: OH, YEAH?
WELL, WATCH THIS!
I'M NOT EVEN THE REAL GWEELOK!
[ ZIP! ]
BEEP. BOOP.
>> Gweelok: MAY I INTRODUCE
THE GWEELOK 9000 CYBERNETIC
REPLICA OF MYSELF.
HE'S THE ONE YOU TRICKED, NOT
ME.
>> Festro: WAIT A MINUTE.
SO YOU MEAN IT WAS THE ROBOT
THAT USED THE INTERNET AND NOT
YOU?
>> Gweelok: YEP.
[ ALARM BLARES ]
THAT TIMER MEANS THE 24 HOURS IS
UP.
THE BET IS OVER.
I HAVE WON!
>> BEEP. HOORAY.
BORP. YAY.
>> Festro: I'M REALLY GONNA MISS
THAT LITTLE GUY.
>> ***: [ CRYING ]
>> Gweelok: HEY, WHY THE SOUR
***, ***?
>> ***: BLAH, BLAH!
BLAH!
>> Festro: WHA? GWEELOK?
IF YOU'RE OUT HERE, WHO'S IN
THERE?
>> Gweelok: THE GWEELOK 9000, OF
COURSE!
I HAVE HIM AUTOMATICALLY SET TO
DO ALL MY INTERNET BUSINESS FOR
ME.
SO I'M FREE TO HANG OUT WITH
YOU GUYS.
I REALIZE NOW HOW MUCH BRO TIME
MEANT TO ME.
TABLE TENNIS, ANYONE?
>> Festro: I KNEW YOU'D COME
AROUND!
RALLY'S ON, BRO!
WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE
GWEELOK 9000 IN THERE, AND
YOU'RE THE REAL GWEELOK?
>> Gweelok: SURE I'M SURE.
HA HA! NOW LET'S GO PLAY!
>> Festro: LITTLE PARANOID, I
GUESS.
>> BEEP. BORP.
>> [ Deep voice ] HERE YOU GO,
HON.
HOT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER.
>> Festro: THANKS, SWEETBREAD.
KEEP THE CHANGE.
[ FLIES BUZZING ]
HUH?
>> DON'T EAT THAT FISH, FESTRO.
>> Festro: WHAT?
WHY NOT, FESTRO?
>> CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S ON
VACATION?
>> ALOHA.
>> Festro: WHOA. SORRY, BRO.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY
MOTORCYCLE?
>> Festro: YEAH.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SNORING ]
AH, I'M A MOTORCYCLE.
YOU AND ME SHOULD CRUISE DOWN TO
THE BEACH AND MAYBE FRY UP SOME
FRIED WIENERS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, BRO?
UH, FISH DUDE?
[ GASPS ]
>> "ALOHA" ALSO MEANS "GOODBYE."
>> Festro: NO-O-O-O-O!
>> RU-U-U-U-N!
>> [ SHRIEKS ]
>> Festro: [ MOANING ]
AAAAAAAAAAH!
[ THUNDER CRASHING ]
AAH!
[ POP! POP! POP! POP! ]
AAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Gweelok: OH, GREAT!
>> Slog: [ GASPING ]
>> ***: BAH-UH-WAH-WUH?
>> Fart: WHAT IN THE WORLD...
>> Gweelok: ...IS GOING ON AT
THIS HOUR?
>> Festro: N-N-N-N-N-NIGHTMARES!
>> Shhhhhh!
>> Festro: AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
THERE.
IF I DON'T HAVE A BED, I CAN'T
SLEEP, AND IF I CAN'T SLEEP, THE
NIGHTMARES WILL GO AWAY.
[ SNORES ]
[ FARTS ]
AAH!
>> Fart: FESTRO, WHAT ARE YOU
DREAMING ABOUT?
>> Festro: HIDEOUS, DISGUSTING
MONSTERS THAT ARE HAIRY,
ZIT-COVERED, GASSY FREAKS!
>> Slog: BOY, I'D HATE TO RUN
INTO THEM.
>> Festro: [ SNORES ]
AAAAAAH!
AND EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES,
THE NIGHTMARES START UP ALL OVER
AGAIN!
PLEASE, YOU GOT TO HELP ME,
BROS.
I'LL DO ANYTHING.
>> Fart: HAVE YOU TRIED TAKING A
HOT STEAM BATH?
>> Slog: OR SHAVING YOUR EYES?
>> ***: BLA-BLU-BLA-BLU-BLA?
>> Festro: [ SNORES ]
>> Fart: OH, MY DEARY.
>> Festro: AAH!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Gweelok: YOU'RE IN MY SECRET
LABORATORY, GWEELOK-AWESOME.
>> Festro: AM I STILL ASLEEP?
>> Fart: I'LL PINCH YOU TO FIND
OUT.
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> Festro: I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!
>> Gweelok: WHILE YOU WERE
SLEEPING, I INVENTED A MAGICAL
SERUM CALLED "NIGHTMARE SAUCE"!
JUST ONE MILLIDROPLET OF THIS
STUFF IS ENOUGH TO WIPE OUT ALL
YOUR NIGHTMARES FOR AN ENTIRE
LIFETIME!
I MADE ENOUGH TO LAST 10,000
BILLION LIFETIMES FOR NO GOOD
REASON AT ALL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Festro: YOU'RE SAYING THAT
SAUCE WILL MAKE MY NIGHTMARES GO
AWAY?
>> Gweelok: YEP!
NOW HOLD STILL SO I CAN SQUEEZE
THIS MILLIDROPLET INTO YOUR...
EAR?
>> Festro: EXTREME, ULTIMATE
NIGHTMARE ELIMINATION!
[ CHUCKLES ]
SAUCE.
>> Gweelok: OH, FESTRO!
THE RAMIFICATIONS OF SQUIRTING
YOUR BRAIN LOBES WITH MORE THAN
ONE MILLIDROPLET OF NIGHTMARE
SAUCE ARE UNKNOWN!
>> Festro: [ YAWNS ]
[ SQUEAKING, SNORING ]
>> Fart: TO SLEEP -- PERCHANCE
TO DREAM.
AY, THERE'S THE RUB.
FOR IN THIS SLEEP OF FESTRO,
WHAT DREAMS MAY COME?
>> AY-YI!
HA HA HA HA HA!
>> ♪ LA VIDA ES DELICIOSA ♪
>> Festro: BRO, THIS BROLICIOUS
TEMPORARY TRIBAL TATTOO IS GONNA
BE SO BROTASTICALLY BRORIFIC.
BRO, BRO, BRO, BRO.
[ SNORES ]
>> Slog: SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY.
>> Gweelok: I TOLD YOU GUYS IT
WOULD WORK PERFECTLY.
NOW MAYBE WE CAN STILL GET A FEW
HOURS OF SLEEP.
>> Fart: I REQUIRE AT LEAST
78 HOURS OF BEAUTY SLEEP EACH
NIGHT.
>> Festro: TOO MUCH SAUCE!
TOO MUCH --
[ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ]
WHOA. LINCOLN.
I WASN'T EXPECTING TO GO THIS
TRIBAL.
LINCOLN?
>> [ SCREECHES ]
AAH!
MARIACHI DUDES, YOU GOT TO HELP
ME!
>> NO HABLAMOS INGLéS.
>> Festro: OH! OHH!
OHHHHHHHHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ SMOOCH! ]
>> [ Deep voice ] HERE YOU GO,
HON.
HOT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER!
>> Fart: ONE DAY, I'LL SHARE ALL
OF MY BEAUTY SECRETS WITH THE
OTHERS.
[ FART! ]
OH, DEAR.
>> [ SHRIEKS ]
>> Slog: OH, DEAR!
>> ***: BLAH!
>> WHAT?
>> ***: BLAH!
>> COME AGAIN?
>> Slog: WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING
ME, MAYONNAISE?
I LOVE YOU!
>> Gweelok: I KNOW SOMEONE WHO
DOESN'T LOVE MAYONNAISE, WHICH
COULD MEAN ONLY ONE THING.
>> Festro: HEY, GWEELOK, THAT
NIGHTMARE SAUCE DIDN'T WORK AT
ALL.
GROSS! IS THAT MAYONNAISE?
YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE I CAN
SQUIRT ON MY BRAIN?
>> Gweelok: I KNEW YOU USED TOO
MUCH NIGHTMARE SAUCE, YOU PURPLE
DINGUS!
IT MUST HAVE OVERLOADED YOUR
SUBLIMINAL CORTEX, ALLOWING YOUR
NIGHTMARES TO BREACH THE GREAT
REALITY BARRIER AND MATERIALIZE
IN OUR OWN WORLD!
>> Festro: OOPS!
[ RUMBLING ]
UH-OH. SOUNDS LIKE ELMER.
>> Gweelok: WHO'S ELMER?
>> [ GROANS ]
[ ZAP! ]
>> Gweelok: WHAT?!
HOW'D HE DO THAT?!
>> Festro: OLD MAN ELMER'S FULL
OF SURPRISES.
>> [ MOANS ]
[ CREATURES SHRIEKING ]
>> Gweelok: FESTRO'S NIGHTMARES
ARE GOING TO DESTROY SECRET
MOUNTAIN FORT AWESOME!
>> Slog: HOW DO WE STOP THEM?
>> Fart: QUICK -- EVERYONE INTO
A DRUM CIRCLE.
[ DRUMBEATS ]
NOW THAT OUR QUEST FOR
TRANQUILITY IS UNITED BY THIS
GROOVY VIBE, I SHALL USE THIS
DREAM CATCHER...
>> Festro: LAME.
>> Fart: ...TO GATHER UP ALL OF
FESTRO'S NIGHTMARES AND RID OUR
HOME OF THESE NOCTURNAL
PREDATORS OF THE HAUNTED MIND
FOREVER.
MY, HOW TIME FLIES.
[ CREAK! ]
[ POINK! ]
>> Festro: RUN FOR IT!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
>> Gweelok: [ PANTING ]
AAAAAH!
FESTRO, WHY ARE YOU NAKED?
>> Festro: JUST ANOTHER ONE OF
MY NIGHTMARES.
WHY ARE YOU NAKED?
>> Gweelok: BECAUSE IT'S SUMMER.
>> Festro: THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT
TO RUN.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT THEM.
>> Gweelok: AND JUST HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO THAT?!
>> ***: BLA-BLU-BLA-LA!
BLA-BLAH!
>> Fart: GOOD IDEA, ***.
MEDITATION IS AN ANCIENT YET
EFFECTIVE WAY TO COMBAT
PERSISTENT NIGHTMARES.
>> Gweelok: WHY DON'T WE JUST
USE THESE WEAPONS?
AS YOGA MATS!
>> All: OM. OM. OM.
>> Festro: THIS IS BORING.
>> ***: BLA-OO-RA-OO-RA.
>> Gweelok: YEAH, YOU'RE
SUPPOSED TO FOCUS YOUR ENERGY
INTO YOUR THIRD EYE.
>> Festro: THIRD EYE, HUH?
[ GRUNTS ]
[ FARTS ]
MY NIGHTMARES DESTROYED SECRET
MOUNTAIN FORT AWESOME.
>> Gweelok: ACTUALLY, IT WAS
YOUR FART.
>> Fart: AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE
MAY BE NEXT ON THEIR HIT LIST.
>> ***: BLA-BLU-BLA-BLA
BLU-BLA?
>> Fart: YES, ***.
I SUPPOSE IT WOULD BE HELPFUL IF
YOU WERE A FIVE-TIME WORLD'S
STRONGEST MAN CHAMPION.
>> Festro: FIVE-TIME CHAMP?
HUNH! IN YOUR DREAMS!
WAIT A SECOND.
YEAH, YOUR DREAMS.
MY NIGHTMARES MAY BE PRETTY
TOUGH COOKIES, BUT SO ARE MY
BROS, AND I'LL BET YOUR DREAMS
ARE EVEN TOUGHER.
>> Gweelok: IN MY DREAMS, I AM
BOGGLEDORK, THE WISE AND
POWERFUL WIZARD SKILLED IN THE
DARK ARTS!
>> Fart: IN MY DREAMS, I DREAM
OF HAVING COOKIE BREATH.
[ BELCHES ]
>> ***: BLA-OO-AA-OO
BLA-OO-AA.
>> Slog: IN MY DREAMS, I'M IN
BLACK-AND-WHITE.
[ WHISTLING ]
>> Festro: THEN I'D SAY IT'S
TIME WE PIT YOUR DREAMS AGAINST
MY NIGHTMARES.
[ ALL SNORING ]
>> Fart: OATMEAL RAISIN, ANYONE?
[ BELCHES ]
>> Gweelok: IN THE NAME OF
MORTIGORN, PRINCE OF ELVES,
DEMON, BEGONE!
[ ZAP! ]
[ Laughing ] THIS GUY.
[ JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> BLACK-AND-WHITE IS BORING!
>> I KNOW! IT HURTS!
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAH!
>> Festro: [ GRUNTING ]
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> [ HISSES ]
>> Festro: RAAAAH!
>> Gweelok: THIS IS GOING GOOD.
>> Fart: YES, I THINK WE'RE
WINNING.
>> Festro: [ MUTTERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Gweelok: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME
ALIVE!
>> WHY DID YOU DO IT, MAN?
>> Fart: I DID IT FOR THE
COOKIES.
>> Slog: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!
>> All: GOODBYE, SLOG!
>> Festro: NICE TRY, GUYS, BUT
MY NIGHTMARES ARE JUST TOO
POWERFUL.
>> ***: BLA-BLU-BLA!
BLA-BLA-BLA!
>> Festro: THAT'S RIGHT, ***.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE NOW.
>> Slog: BUT I'M AFRAID OF
DYING!
>> Gweelok: WAIT -- NIGHTMARES
ARE ALL ABOUT FEAR, RIGHT?
MAYBE THE WAY TO FIGHT THEM IS
TO ATTACK THE ROOT OF THE
PROBLEM.
FESTRO, WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID
OF?
>> Festro: I AIN'T AFRAID OF
NOTHIN'.
>> Fart: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
HOT SHOT.
THAT DOUBLE NEGATIVE IMPLIES
THAT YOU ARE, INDEED, AFRAID OF
SOMETHING.
>> Festro: I DON'T CARE.
I'M NEVER SAYING NOTHIN' TO NO
ONE, NO HOW!
>> Fart: A QUADRUPLE NEGATIVE.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> Festro: LEAVE ME ALONE!
[ GASPS ]
[ FART! ]
[ COUGHING ]
OKAY, FINE!
THE ONE THING I'M AFRAID OF MORE
THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD IS
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M...
MOM JEANS!
>> Slog: BUT WHAT IS A MOM
JEANS?
>> Gweelok: ACCORDING TO THE
INTERNET DOS WEB NET, MOM JEANS
ARE HIDEOUS, HIGH-WAISTED, DENIM
TROUSERS, COMMONLY WORN BY
40-YEAR-OLD HUMAN MOTHERS, WITH
ELASTIC WAISTBAND AND A 9-INCH
ZIPPER TO ACCOMMODATE BOTH REAR
AND FRONT REAR.
>> Festro: W-W-W-WHAT ARE WE
DOING HERE?
>> Gweelok: IT'S TIME YOU FACED
YOUR GREATEST FEAR, FESTRO.
>> Slog: AT LOW, LOW PRICES.
>> Festro: NO WAY, BROSé.
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> Festro: PUT ME DOWN!
I'LL NEVER WEAR MOM JEANS!
AAH!
[ ZAP! ]
>> Gweelok: HOLD STEADY, GUYS,
WHILE I LOWER HIM IN!
>> Fart: THIS SEEMS TOO EASY.
>> Gweelok: I KNOW!
AAH!
>> Festro: UNH!
HUH?
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> ***: BLAAA!
>> Fart: OKAY, FINE.
[ FART! ]
>> A LITTLE LOUDER, PLEASE.
>> Festro: MY NIGHTMARES ARE
GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD!
>> FESTRO!
>> Festro: WHAT SHOULD I DO?
>> RUN.
>> Slog: HELP US!
>> Fart: PLEASE!
>> Gweelok: PUT ON THOSE MOM
JEANS!
>> Festro: BUT THOSE ARE MY
BROS.
IT'S TIME I STOPPED BEING
AFRAID.
IT'S TIME TO TURN THIS MOTHER
OUT.
>> Gweelok: YOU GOT TO PULL THEM
UP A LOT HIGHER THAN THAT TO
PROPERLY WEAR MOM JEANS!
>> Slog: HIGHER!
>> Fart: ALMOST THERE.
>> ***: PERFECT.
>> Festro: I DID IT!
I'M WEARING MOM JEANS!
I FACED MY FEAR!
I CAN DO ANYTHING!
>> ♪ VUELLA COMO UN AVE ♪
♪ Y LUCHA COMO UN TIGRE ♪
♪ POR QUE LLEVA ♪
♪ LOS PANTALONES DE MADRE ♪
♪ QUE MUESTRA LAS PESADILLAS ♪
♪ QUIEN ES EL JEFE ♪
♪ POR QUE LLEVA ♪
♪ LOS PANTALONES DE MADRE ♪
♪ CON LA FUEZA DE LOS TOROS ♪
♪ Y EL KUNG FU DE BRUCE LEE ♪
♪ EL SALVA A SUS AMIGOS ♪
♪ DE UNA MUERTE PERMANENTE ♪
♪ ADIóS, PESADILLAS ♪
♪ HOLA, DíAS DE SUERTE ♪
♪ PORLOTANTO, MUCHAS GRACIAS ♪
♪ PANTALONES DE MADRE ♪
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
>> Festro: [ YAWNS ]
BOY, DID I HAVE A GREAT NIGHT'S
SLEEP.
AND THANKS TO THESE STYLIN' MOM
JEANS AND MY BROTASTICALLY BRAVE
BROS, I'LL PROBABLY, LIKE, NEVER
HAVE ANOTHER NIGHTMARE AGAIN.
AAH!
>> Fart: AND I CAN FINALLY CATCH
UP ON SOME MUCH-NEEDED BEAUTY
SLEEP.
[ FART! FART! FART! ]
>> Festro: SWEET DREAMS!
>> Fart: ALL RIGHT, WHO USED THE
LAST OF THE PURPLE STUFF?