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*Crow/Raven cawing* Coraline: Hi, Bandit. It's been a long time
since I've seen you. How have you been? It's great to see you after all these years of
being separated since the day we were created.
Bandit: Oh, yeah, hi... ..Umm... Coraline... yeah, that's the name. How do you still even
manage to remember my name...? And I could have sworn you just visited me last week...
Did you get brain-stuffing damage? Whatever, anyways, I guess in a sense it has been awhile,
hasn't it? ... -sigh-
*glass break sound, activated alarm buzzer sound, and a police siren is heard*
Bandit: God damn it, what in the hell did you bring back from the dead this time? I
swear if it's one of those mother-*** zombies, I will shove an eyeball of theirs
in your mouth.
Coraline: No... No, I-i didn't... Honest... ...Uumm... *fart*
*Audience laughs* Bandit: Oh, for ***'s sakes... You ate another
one of those frogs legs, and pork ***, didn't you? You're a stupid sick freak. Get out of
my house, ***. *Audience cheers and claps* And another thing, if you randomly pop up
in my house just to fart again, I will shove a bone down your throat, laugh and watch you
choke to death. Now if you can just let your stinky *** go out the door, that would be
just fine.
Coraline: Uumm... *fart* Eh heh heh.... Bandit: RAH! Get out you stinky, stupid ***!
It's a no-brain wonder everyone hated you and never wanted to buy you. One more last
thing... What was the point in even making this stupid video? Honestly, wasn't this just
a waste of time? It just goes to show how much boredom can be such an awful pain in
the *** in making something as stupid as this. Well, I have to go beat Coraline up once this
video is over since she just really sickens me. Thank you for watching this video, even
though this is a waste of time. Hope it wasn't too much of a waste on your time, but then
again you were the one who chose to watch it, so not my problem. Goodbye everyone.