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Hey, What's up ya'll? I'm Noah Keion Jackson.
How's it going today? This is my 5th stand up comedy video. So I hope you enjoy!
Like and comment on it. :-D
Give me as much feedback as you can.
Got the new look goin, got the corn-rows in.
I look like the White D'Angelo. I'm over here singing: "How does it feel? Yeah"
"Oh how does it feel?" Haha
It's part of my comedy act. Yeah I mean, at least I don't have to get naked to sell my comedy. Right.
I like to make a reference from my last video.
About "National Baby Mama Day".
On that day, there's going to be a commercial that's going to air at 10pm,
It's going to go, "It's 10pm
Do You Know Where Your Baby Mama Is?... She's out getting ***...
HAAAAARD!!!" If you know what I mean, out getting *** haaaard.
Well I got 3 chains on. Instead of calling me 2 chainz,
Call me 3 chainz.Haha just kidding. on to another subject,
I like to talk about how dumb my step-mom is.
She's such a pain. I mean
Long story short, she's from the state West Virginia.
And there everyone marries their own cousin. and she always claims family
is so important. It should be number 1 in your life.
If that's the case, why didn't you marry our own cousin? Why did you marry my dad, the bigamist for?
Huh? hahaha Why did you marry my dad?
Guess my dad is a true home wrecker. Right. He breaks up the happy homes.
Guess my dad was a home wrecker.
I was at my job a couple of months ago, my boss wanted me to take a drug test.
I said I would once I have a chance to study. Hehe
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One time I smoked so much weed I ate a whole block of cheese. It was some
good *** too. Somebody asked me what I do for a living.
I told them that I was a retired drug dealer. :-D I got unlimited 40's and bi*ches. You name it, I get it.
Haha. But it's all good
Though. Someone asked me If I wanted to go to college what would i want to major in? I said
"Crackology"
I can impersonate Fat Albert, it goes, " HEY HEY HEY!!!"
That's my boy, Bill Cosby. I'm getting so heavy that
when I reserve a plane ticket, I have to reserve a whole aisle.
About to take up the whole aisle. And squish the flight attendant.
I'm getting so damn fat.
Well I'm Noah Keion Jackson, take care ya'll. Peace out!