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Hey guys, don't see, make an X, make an X.
Welcome to Candy Trips. I'm Melissa
and I'll take you to strange galaxies.
I have a space date today.
Hi, I'm Oskar X.
Oskar X. A bit like exhibit.
I'd love it if...
if she becomes my android girlfriend.
Would be great.
This is basically my headquarter.
This is my X-mobile.
I collected a lot of political data
because I'm about to record
and look through the political matrix.
So I took a lot of notes
and put up election posters.
Here are lots of them of all the parties.
CDU, Piraten, SPD, FDP,
Grüne, Die Linke, and so on.
The good thing is,
I come in here and collect information.
How do you recharge? I don't see anything.
This is my socket today.
You dig pink?
Pink is great.
What else is great?
Silver.
I like it.
I want to shake up people.
I'd like it if we go out
and mobilise some people and...
Resistance is useless.
You will be assimilated.
Resistance is useless.
No android is illegal.
Oskar X is not illegal.
No robo-person is illegal.
Get out of sleeping mode.
On the 22nd, it's neck or nothing.
Will you vote?
Of course I'll vote.
Can you recommend who we should vote for?
Yes, Piraten.
I'm hoping they'll push for a basic income.
A basic income?
So no-one has to work?
Yes. No-one has to work.
But who's doing the *** jobs then?
Those who get paid well for them.
What do you... Look, I interviewed him.
Ströbele?
And what's more important,
he wants to legalise psycho-active particles.
Weed and stuff.
Drugs? - Sure.
Do you hear this?
Here by the entrance?
Keep going.
I could use some oiling.
Mate, what's up?
Whom will you vote for?
Doesn't answer. Hey, hurry up.
Charge card?
You log into strangers?
This is not Kit Kat Club.
It should be a bit more open and stuff.
Well...
I'm not convinced she likes me.
I think I did something wrong or...
she doesn't like my skin somehow or my eye.
Somehow... I'll still give it a go.
I think she's really cute.
Those are really pretty.
For you.
Thank you.
You know what?
I'm from China, too.
That's nice.
See, and I don't think you're inferior.
Who said that?
Will you vote?
No, we won't.
But you're allowed to?
Yes.
Why won't you vote?
It's not for me.
But it concerns you, you live here.
Yes, but still.
Isn't there anything here in Kreuzberg
you don't like and want to change?
Not in Kreuzberg.
But where?
Nowhere. Bye.
It's good.
I think I've fallen in love with you a bit.
Oh, don't you think it's early for that?
People have three holes to put stuff into.
I mean big ones.
Where's the problem?
Why don't they love each other?
It doesn't matter where you put stuff.
Yes, ask the people.
Yes. Dear big party, what's up?
Will you vote?
Yes, The Party.
Why The Party?
Don't know, they convinced us.
Yes, they're respectable.
They gave us flyers and stuff.
They said we should vote.
We didn't want to vote at first.
But he really convinced us. He talked to us.
Everyone who lives here should vote.
Did you see Peer Steinbrück was published
in the papers with a gesture like this?
That was for FDP. And not without reason.
It's good. - I agree.
He did well.
Ms Merkel is always like this.
I don't get that.
Why does she do it? Is she an Illuminati?
Yes, right?
Women are not allowed to be Illuminati.
Maybe she's a man. I have a girlfriend
who is a girl but looks like a boy.
Does she have *** and ***?
No, she has *** and looks like a boy.
I already said it's the *** sign.
She's the world's strongest,
no, the most powerful woman. It's like, represent.
I'm much more powerful.
Believe me.
Make an X.
What would you like?
Something sugary.
You want something sweet?
I'll get you something.
I'll sit down.
Sit down over there, I'll be right back.
So far, I liked it.
but when he logged into an alien machine
right there on the street...
you don't do that on a first date.
Let's see what happens.
We'll have some sausages and sausage liquid.
And then let's see what else.
Will you come back to my X-mobile?
OK.
What do you mean?
Why not? I don't have plans for tonight.
We're coalescing.
Do you like that?
Don't you?
Thinking about it.
Who's ringing the whole time?
Is that you?
Maybe she's just a data spy
and wants to siphon off my data.
No idea. Well...
I'm not sure but I think I'll take her back
to my robo... X-mobile, and let's see.
Do you like my colleague Data?
Data is great. A cool guy.
Getting an emotion chip and then off he goes.
Just tell me he's your ex-boyfriend or something.
Is that bad?
What's he like?
Look, by now... Nice.
Let's be frank. Seven of mine, too.
There you have it.
No.
You're jealous, right?
You'll have anyone, right?
What's that supposed to mean?
Like what I meant, I mean...
You log into everything, too.
Make an X, make an X.
Here we are again.
I BREAK FOR NON-VOTERS TOO
Well, Seven of mine was better.
But you can watch my other clips here.
See you next Wednesday. Bye.
THE RIGHT TO VOTE
Subtitles by Stephanie Geiges