Pizza!

Ugh another day at work! Okay, hello sir you are todays first customer so you have won a free pizza. Huh? You know a pizza that you don't have to pay for it. Huh? Okay you know what get out! I want a pizza!What kind? I said give me my pizza! what kind? Give me my pizza! Get out of my store. Ill Just have one kids meal. Okay, but you need proof that it is actually from a kid. Why? You don't wanna just be giving kids meals out! Okay... Im a kid!No you are not. Just give me my kids meal!!!! No not until you prove you are a kid. SHOW ME YOUR ID!!! It says you're 50 years old. Well its not my fault! Just give me my kids meal.No, get out. Whats up. Yeah. What would you like today.