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Hey dude, uh, where's the granny blow up doll? Why? Science. Oh, in that case, it's in the
closet. Thanks. ha you're funny Robby, that was a good joke. Hey c'mon. Dude this ain't
funny. c'mon. Open the door dude. c'mon, don't be that guy. And so then, I came out of the
closet, oh, tha- that sounds really bad. Alright, umm, let's reword this. So I left the room
with clothing and miscellaneous items. Yeah That works. And so then, I kept going through
the house. There was no one there. No people. No animals. No nothing. So I decided I would
go around and check to see if they were just playing a joke on me, or if I was just stupid.
I went to check everywhere. You never know where someone can be. Where is my family?
My friends. My family. My- oh wait I don't have any friends. Yeah, so just my family.
Where could they be? But that's when I realized, I didn't check the oven. Oh. Okay maybe I
did. I checked everywhere. There's no one. No friends. No family. Wait a minute! This
is awesome! Maybe I can do this. Challenge accepted. I remember years ago, playing catch
with my brother. Oh, the fun and enjoyment it would bring. Oh, the fun. But, now I- it's
pretty boring. I mean, I'm just walking across this grey grass. Just throwing the ball. Oh,
here comes the exciting part! And, I threw it. Wow. It's so anticlimactic. But, living
here was horrible, so I got really frustrated with m life. And that's when I decided to
try to return home. Well, that didn't work. So, I guess I have to live here the rest of
my life. And today is the one year anniversary of me living in this hell hole. Happy birthday
to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday dear loner. Happy birthday to me. Well, time
for prom. I'm sorry. We could only afford a prom in my garage. So, there I thought about
it. And I realized, without loved ones, no one to feel for, everything in my life felt,
void. Nothing mattered. No parents. No brothers. No sisters. No girlfriends, even though I
don't have one, or never probably will. I'll probably die alone with cats. Not the point
here. I realized i would take my own life. It wasn't even worth it. And imagine, all
of this crap just for one granny blow up doll. Oh wait, there it is! Hey babe.