Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
KERMIT (VO): (Hums)
TITLE: You are about to see real footage of Muppets,
driving a Toyota Highlander.
KERMIT (VO): (Yawns)
VISUAL: Kermit is behind the wheel of the Highlander, driving. Pepe leans forward from
the second row between the seats.
LEGAL: Prototype shown with options. Production model may vary.
Muppets © 2014 ©2014 Disney. Dramatization. Muppets cannot drive.
PEPE: You're a pretty good driver.
SUPER: Los Angeles, CA 10:23 AM
KERMIT: I, I, you know, I, yeah, I try to be.
VISUAL: Kermit as he reacts to something on the road.
KERMIT: Yo, whoa!
PEPE: Whoa, whoa, hey, watch it.
KERMIT: This thing's jerky.
PEPE: Watch it, heavy foot. Mister lead feet.
KERMIT: Mister lead, webbed feet.
PEPE: Yeah.
KERMIT: Well, let's just get some gas and then we'll be on our way.
VISUAL: The Highlander pulls into a 76 gas station.
KERMIT: Let's see if we can pull up here.
VISUAL: The Highlander pulls up to a pump.
KERMIT: This one looks like full service.
PEPE: Yeah.
KERMIT: That's probably good.
VISUAL: The gas station attendant approaches the window.
PEPE: Put the window down.
VISUAL: The window goes down.
KERMIT: Excuse me, sir.
ATTENDANT: How are you?
KERMIT: Hi there, I'm very well. I wonder if you could possibly clean my windshield
for me. Is that something you do?
ATTENDANT: Sure. No problem. I can do that for you.
KERMIT: Yeah? Thank you. And if you should scrape any bugs off, don't throw them away,
just put 'em in a cup?
VISUAL: The attendant laughs and nods.
KERMIT: That would be great for me.
ATTENDANT: Okay.
KERMIT: Yeah, thank you, sir!
ATTENDANT: Okay!
VISUAL: The attendant walks away.
KERMIT: Now the Highlander will be nice and clean for the premiere.
PEPE: Yeah.
KERMIT: Piggy will like that.
PEPE: Who cares what Piggy wants.
KERMIT: Oh, I...I know, but if I...
PEPE: She's just gonna...she's gonna make it dirty inside.
KERMIT: That's true.
VISUAL: A woman comes up to the Highlander.
PEPE: Hola!
WOMAN: Hello!
VISUAL: Commotion as a few more women come over, excited to see Kermit and Pepe. They
wave.
PEPE: Come around! Come around this way! Come over here!
VARIOUS: Hi! Hello!
KERMIT: Hi folks, how are you?
PEPE: How are you?
KERMIT: Nice to see you. Good to see you.
VISUAL: The women, squealing, shake Kermit's hand.
KERMIT: I'm Kermit. Gee.
PEPE: Oh, they like you.
KERMIT: I get this reaction a lot.
PEPE: You make them squeal.
KERMIT: I know! Well, Piggy -- you should hear her.
PEPE: Yeah.
KERMIT: My goodness.
VISUAL: A couple men stand at the window.
KERMIT: Well, nice to see you guys!
WOMAN: Hi, Pepe!
PEPE: Hola, baby.
KERMIT: Who's that out there?
WOMAN: You're very cute, Pepe.
PEPE: I love you. I love you. Wanna go for a ride in our new Highlander?
WOMAN: Where are you going now?
KERMIT: Well, we're on the way to the big premiere of our new movie, Muppets Most Wanted.
PEPE: Yeah.
KERMIT: Yeah, yeah, it's...
WOMAN: ...so excited.
KERMIT: So, do you all just, like, hang around at gas stations? What's the deal?
WOMAN 2: No, we work here!
KERMIT: Oh, you work here. Oh, I see.
PEPE: Right now you're not working.
VARIOUS: No, we're not.
KERMIT: No, we're just having fun. Hey, thank you guys. It was terrific to see you all.
WOMAN: Bye!
KERMIT: Bye!
WOMAN: Bye, thank you!
KERMIT: Bye-bye, take care.
PEPE: Did we, uh...did we get gas?
VISUAL: The Highlander pulls away from the pump.
KERMIT: I-I-I-I don't know what happened. Bye-bye!
PEPE: Wait, there's a blonde woman. Look!
KERMIT: Bye, blonde woman!
PEPE: Kermit, go up, there's... Oh, Kermit, look.
KERMIT: (VO) Oh, my goodness. Nice. Oh, she's...yeah.
PEPE: (VO) Oh...
TITLE: Follow the Muppets on the road to the premiere.
#NOROOMFORBORING