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Do you want to carry your team to victory with your ButtFucking Friend every single time?
Then let uncle Couille show you how to play...
To begin the game with a good start, you have two options.
First, you can *** each other while letting one of you suck up all the experience from the jungle to reach level 2 faster
and immediately go straight to the enemy's red buff to steal it.
After that, wait in that brush like good little kids until the enemy jungler shows up to grab him and *** him in the brush.
The second option is to separate yourself from your Butt Buddy to get both buffs at the same time so you can both reach level 2 faster.
And then, you will be able to play rodeo all day all night without letting any fuckabish escape from your clutch.
But, since you are double jungling, your bot lane will always be pushed,
so turn that into your advantage to ninja gank the enemies without letting them do a single thing nor escape from your tower to deal tons of damage like Phreak.
With Threshcrank, you can have a sexy party with that cosplayer while blocking every exit possible to have a fearsome fivesome with that woman.
Sometimes, you should randomly send your big D to scout the brush and you might be able to find a Chinese Spear imitating his fellow comrade.
If an enemy notice you and run away at the speed of light,
you shouldn't worry about that tower because you can pull him away from it and play with him until you're satisfied.
The best thing about Threshcrank is that even if one of you fail to hook someone, your partner has a second chance to redeem your stupid failure.
Since you roam everywhere on the map like excited kids playing in the park,
you might get caught by a molester, but do not give a single *** since you can always save one another like real bosses, no problem!
With your combo partner, you can easily bring back a running enemy to the starting point to *** on him in mid-air like never before.
And that is why you can simply towerdive to bring anyone on your home turf to have the best night of your life with any ***.
If that trick doesn't work well for you, just do the old school combo and you will be able to bind anyone on your bed long enough to kill him without mercy.
If you want, you can use a Double Hook to hold an unlucky fuckabish firmly beside your tower to show him how hookers get the job done.
And that is how kids learnt that walking in the park at night is dangerous.
Now that you screwed the enemies over and over again, it's time to (MY D IS 2CM LONG) and steal every single buff with no respect.
If an enemy is in an epic fight with the golem, just steal it with your smite and use that clown to play tug-of-war with your ButtFucking Friend until he's ripped apart.
When double jungling, you should keep both smites to secure the Dragon every 6 minutes to swim in a gold bath with your team.
If Spiderman's *** is already engaging the Dragon, just laugh at her non-stop until your partner arrives to steal it and squash that bug to thank her for her hard work.
If the enemies are trying to take Baron, grab their jungler to the other side of the wall and kill him to remove any potential Baron killer on the other team.
Then, The Jumbo Combo Terror should take a shortcut to the pit and use a Double Smite to steal it.
The only thing left to do is to wipe out the opposite team to put them in an state of despair.
That's it for today, people!
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Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.
Ciaossu!