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B: Now Let me perform XiangSheng...
A: Don't leave after you finish.
B: What do you want?
A: Let's drink, my treat.
B: Your treat?
A: Yes. How much can you drink?
B: Me? I can only drink 2 Liang (100 gram).
A: No no no no, how come only 2 Liang?
B: Why?
A: Let's have one and half Jin (750 gram).
B: Eh! How can we drink that much?
A: The more the better.
B: I would be DRUNK if I drink too much.
A: Drunk is good.
B: Why is drunk good?
A: I like to watch drunk people.
B: Why are you interested in watching drunk people?
A: Some people drink more than they can handle.
B: Oh, they can't handle.
A: Two people compete to drink more.
B: Yes.
A: Then after that, they both become unconscious.
B: That is pointless.
A: Some people would fall asleep for three days.
B: That damages their bodies.
A: It is also a distraction, as they can't do anything in those days.
B: If it is like that, drinking is bad.
A: There is this kind of guy: some would cry, some would laugh, and some would make troubles.
B: There are all kinds of behaviour after drinking.
A: Some behave mad after drinking.
B: Using alcohol as an excuse.
A: They don't give a damn after drinking, (B: Oh really?) mouthful of non-sense.
B: What do they behave after drinking?
A: "I don't give a damn! Drink with me if you want!"
B: Who wants to drink with him?
A: "Who??? What are you looking at?"
B: Everyone is interested in looking at some one like this.
A: "What are you la…laughing at? Is it funny?"
B: It is indeed funny.
A: "Now I am going to take a nap at the middle of the road!"
B: There is traffic. What if car hits you?
A: He just lies down!
B: This is awful.
A: People persuade him: "Get up! Get up! There is vehicle coming."
B: Vehicle is coming!
A: "What kind of vehicle?"
B: He has to get up no matter what kind of vehicle.
A: "Bicycle is coming."
B: Bicycle is coming.
A: "Noooooooo. Let it go through here (body)!"
B: Crush his body?
A: Who would crush him? (B: Exactly.) So the one who rides the bike gets off and detours.
B: Avoid him.
A: Then there comes tricycle. (B: Oh.) "Tricycle, no." (B: either.) "Let it go through here!"
B: He is making trouble.
A: So the one who rides the tricycle also gets off and detours.
B: Also avoid him.
A: "Car comes! Get up!"
B: This time comes four-wheel.
A: "No." (B: So rude.) "Let it go through here."
B: Hmmm.
A: "Firetrucks comes!"
B: "No, either!"
A: "I … need to hide for a moment…"
B: Why getting up this time?
A: Firetruck is not liable for crushing him.
B: See, he is afraid of messing with firetruck.
A: He was just pretending.
B: He is not drunk.
A: A group of people are drinking, and you know who is drunk and who is not.
B: Oh, you can see that.
A: The people saying "no I can't drink any more, I am already drunk" are not drunk.
B: They are not drunk.
A: The drunk people will brag.
B: Yes. They don't want other say they are drunk.
A: A group of people, all say they are drunk except for two guys.
B: Oh. They are competing with each other.
A: They are definitely drunk.
B: Can you describe how they behave?
A: One says: "Yo….you drink so……so little. 2 Liang (100g) more and you would be drunk."
B: Oh really.
A: "Me… It's piece of cake for half Jin (250g) more."
B: How come it doesn't matter?
A: The other one doesn't give up, says: "… Piece of cake for half Jin more? Your to.....tongue is sho……shorter (you can't speak clearly)"
B: He can't speak clearly, either.
A: "Let's drink with the bottle!"
B: Drink with the bottle.
A: "You drink with the bottle (already non-sense)!"
B: It is bragging.
A: The other one says: "Let's u…use this."
B: What is this?
A: He takes out a flashlight.
B: Oh, he takes out a flashlight.
A: He puts it on the table. (B: Oh). Turn it on, and there is the light beam.
B: Oh, there is a light beam.
A: Yes, there is a light beam. You listen to what he says.
B: What he says?
A: "…Come on. You cli...climb this p…pole"
B: Climb this pole?
A: How come he can climb up?
B: What about the other one?
A: He says: "......" (B: See his face.) "Cut the crap! I u...understand!
I cli…climb up. After I cli…climb up, and you turn it off, I would fall down!"
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