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[Jay:] Ugh. This meat popsicle smells like wookie ***.
Smell it. [Hamilton:] Dude. No.
[Computer:] Transport Ship OGC1.
Pickup requested.
General space dictator has been indicted for war crimes.
He requests his sexy daughters taken to safety.
The reward is 500 duckets.
[Jay:] Ah, this sounds good.
500 duckets aand we get to bone some dictator daughters.
I'm in. Let's do this.
[Hamilton:] You crazy, man. This dude's a bloodthirsty tyrant.
If you touch his daughters he's gonna kill us, man!
[Jay:] So I should wait 'till he's in jail to bone the daughters...
Perfect.
[Hamilton:] I got a baad feel- [Jay:] Sshh.
This is OGC1, and we accept that sexy mission. Thank you.
*gasps* [Jay:] Okay everyone, just chill.
There's been a slight misunderstanding. This is not what it looks like.
[Dictator:] It look like you are about to die.
[Jay:] Noooo.
Oh, uh, wait, wait. Wait.
I invoke space rule 35.
*gasps* [Dictator:] I accept. I will see you in dojo.
[Jay:] Good, I'll see you in the doj- wait.
Which one is rule 35?
[Hamilton:] Rule 35 is a fight to the death, ***.
[Jay:] Ooh, rightrightrightrightright.
I meant thir- ah, he's gone.
[Hamilton:] Good, luck, man. [Jay:] I think I can take this guy.
Looks kinda fat.
And has a beautiful set of manboobs.
Look at those things.
They are majestic.
Let me paint you.
What? Awh, come on.
This sword is like a baby ***.
[Dictator:] Aaaaah!
[Ray:] Manboobs.
Okay. Okay, man. Let's make a deal.
I'll only have sex with one of your daughters, I don't need the whole ***!
[Dictator:] Haaaargh!
[Jay:] Hamilton!
[Hamilton:] Huh?
[Jay:] Nice.
[Dictator:] Get your hands off my baby girl!
[Hamilton:] Nah, man! She was just telling me a secret!
[Dictator:] Okay! Your turn to die!
KILL THEM!
[Jay:] Go go go!
Can you believe that guy?
What a ***.
Great *** though.
I think that went pretty well.
[Hamilton:] Shut up, man.
[Jay:] Nnnnnice.