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If the SEC can beat the SEC that proves that nobody
can beat the SEC. -I'm not disputing that,
but are we sure they didn't the wrong Tigers?
Maybe it was supposed to be auburn.
Well maybe it was. Alright, shut up
and get your head into the clouds.
It's time for "What's that cloud look like?"
Hope you remember how to play Greengrass.
It's not a hard game Kenny. -First cloud.
Jesus, what the hell is that?
It's Alex Smith's tongue, you dummy,
which he's been flapping lately
saying his 49ers are good enough to win despite him.
Hate Alex Smith but love the confidence.
I'd be worried if I were the Saints.
Smith is living proof that there is no quarterback more dangerous
than one who can win without playing well.
I hate him and his confidence.
Quit talking about being carried by your teammates
and prove it on the field. Show us once and for all
you're useless without Frank Gore and a tough defense.
His team is 13-3 and Smith threw for less than 200 yards a game.
This freeloader has nothing left to prove.
He has to prove how superfluous he is in the playoffs.
Is Smith really a guy who can take a sack on third and one
but then get the ball back on muffed fair pass? -Yes he is,
and I guarantee Vernon Davis will have to wrestle
at least one badly underthrown lob
away from a cornerback in the end zone.
You're going to eat your words come Saturday. -I disown all my words
the second I say them.
Next cloud! -This one is a giddy Tom Coughlin.
You read that off the prompter. -So what?
Coughlin reacted to the Giants' first round domination
of the Falcons by freaking everyone out
with a bizarre, uncharacteristic smile.
In his post-game interview,
Coughlin used the words "excited" and "Fun,
but then followed them with his usual hissing sound.
He also walked around the locker room
praising players for doing well.
Everyone is on edge right now.
Something's obviously very wrong
but no one knows what.
He might actually be happy about the way the Giants are playing
or he might by dying. -I'll bet you anything
he's already dead and someone else is inhabiting his corpse.
Crazy days in New York.
Look how small Brandon Jacobs is this week.
They explained that picture. He was just far away,
much like this cloud. -Is that another Tom Coughlin
or a cat? -I emailed Doc
and told him you'd never get that.
I can't believe that's something you talk about.
It's a cloud with pinstripes for Bernie Williams,
the former Yankee who was denied entry
into baseball's hall of fame this week
because of what voters called
"that fruity jazz guitar thing of his."
Bernie's chances for the hall shouldn't ride
on whether or not he released an album
called "The Journey Within"
featuring both a song called "Stranded on the Bridge"
and a cover of Kansas' "Dust in the Wind".
Yes those are good reasons to deport the man
but this should be about his performance on the field.
He was a weak-armed outfielder who only had 287 home runs
and never led the league in any major offensive...
Great, let's keep him out of the hall for that.
Well that and the fact that he played stupid jazz guitar.
Sorry, I can't separate them.
Alright those are all the clouds we could find
but stick around. After the break
we're going to talk about Tim Tebow
until we fall asleep.
Nobody can fall asleep to your voice
even if you are talking about Tebow.