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-And the number on the bottom of the fraction
is called the denomin-- [whack!]
Hey! [Orange laughs]
I'm your substitute teacher. Have some respect.
Who spit the spit-***?
-No one spit a spit-***, Professor Pi.
But I spit a seed. [laughs]
[spits]
-That's how it's gonna be? Fine.
You twerps better brace yourselves
for the most boring fraction lecture you've ever--
[groaning, screaming]
-Whoa! Professor Pi just got denominated!
[laughs]
[school bell rings]
-Uh, class, you will notice
that the knife removed exactly one-sixth of my body-- Ow!
-Um... did Professor Pi just walk into the whiteboard?
-Oh no, I think I may have just lost my depth perception.
-Let's find out for sure.
[spits seed]
-Ow!! -[laughs]
Yeah, it's his depth perception.
-All right.
Despite my debilitating injury,
math class will continue as planned and as boring as ever.
-Aw, man.
Why couldn't the knife had taken his mouth instead?
[students laugh]
-Next student who so much as makes a peep
is going to earn a one-week ticket to the principal's--
[slice!] [screaming in agony]
-[reacts in disgust] That wasn't very "slice." [laughs]
-So, what do you think Pi lost this time?
-Hopefully it took away the part of his brain
that makes him so boring.
[students laugh]
-Actually, I believe it removed the part of my brain
that holds short-term memory-- Ow!
[students laugh]
[groans] I forgot I lost my depth perception.
Could this possibly get any worse?
-Hmm, I get it could.
-Oh? How?
-Ooh-ooh! I know! I know!
-Yeah, what's that?
-Knife! -[screams]
No! No, it's taking the left side of my brain:
the logical side! -You don't need that.
Just look at me. Nya-nya-nya-nya-nya...
-All right, the pain has subsided.
Now let's do some math...
minus the logic.
-This should be interesting.
-The number on the bottom of the fraction
is called the denuptiderp.
Now, if we add five plus seven bananas,
we get the color purple.
-Huh? -I finally understand math! Yay!
-Now, are there any questions for me?
I'm Batman. [whap!] Ow!
[students laugh]
-Yay, math class!
-Um... Professor Pi? -Who's Professor Pi?
-Oh right, your short-term memory thing.
Um, I mean, Batman? -Who's Batman?
-Uh... you are.
-Oh, I am! I forgot! Yes, what is your question?
-Uh, it's more of a comment, really.
-Well, phrase it as a question, then.
-Uh... okay.
Knife? -[screaming]
My other eye! -Whoa!
Professor Pi really got blindsided!
[students laugh]
-Everyone settle down!
Class will continue as planned. I am Batman.
-Seriously, dude? -Like half your face is gone.
-Incorrect. Exactly two-thirds of my face is gone.
Now-- ow! [students laugh]
All right, back to it!
If I add five plus seven Man-Bats,
how many banana is the purple you've nenurpdeburped?
-Um... puppies?
-Correct. -Huh?
-This is elementary stuff here, folks.
Six Bananamen divided by Amanda Bynes
gives us an answer of one bajillion fart burgers.
-What?! -Now who wants to try
an equation on the boar-- [screaming]
-[reacts in disgust]
-[babbling]
-I think the knife got some of his tongue this time.
-Finally. Professor Pi's speaking my language.
[babbling]
-[joins in babbling]
-[laughs] -Orange!
I think he's actually trying to say something.
Let him speak. -[frantic babbling]
[shrieks] [whack!]
[several yelps]
[whap! whap!] [screaming]
[splat!]
-[groans in disappointment]
-[groans uneasily] Math is confusing.
-Agreed.
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-[Orange laughs] Knife!