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CAN BE PETITE?
>> NO.
>> Maury: YOU'RE POSITIVE?
>> YEAH, A MAN CAN BE PETITE.
I CAN TELL SHE'S A WOMAN.RES,
>> Maury: THAT'S A WOMAN, OKAY,
FINE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FLORIDA,
PLEASE WELCOME DANIELLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THE BEST PART OF BEING FEMALE
IS HAVING MEN DROP
TO THEIR KNEES AND BEG FOR MORE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: MAN OR A WOMAN?
>> MAN.
>> Maury: MAN.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Maury: HOW CAN YOU TELL?
>> KIND OF LIKE THE JAW
STRUCTURE.
>> Maury: THE JAW STRUCTURE?
>> YOU CAN TELL.
>> Maury: GEEZ, I'VE NEVER HEARD
OF THAT.
YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD
ABOUT ADAM'S APPLE, BUT I'VE
NEVER HEAR$)OF JAW STRUCTURE.
>> YOU CAN TELL.
>> Maury: YEAH, WHO WAS
A WOMAN'S JAW STRUCTURE UP
THERE.
>> THE ONE FROM HAWAII
AND THE ONE IN GOLD.
>> Maury: THE ONE FROM HAWAII
AND THE ONE FROM THE GOLD, OKAY,
WE'LL FIND OUT.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
FROM CANADA, HERE IS JUDY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪
>> THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING
A WOMAN IS THAT I CAN FLIRT
MY WAY INTO ANY MAN'S HEART.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: MAN OR WOMAN?
>> WOMAN.
>> Maury: THAT'S A WOMAN?
HOW CAN YOU -- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> WITH HER VOICE.
>> Maury: THE VOICE?
>> YEAH.
>> SO THE LOOK AND THE VOICE,
OKAY, FINE.
LADIES AND GENEN,
FROM ILLINOIS, PLEASE WELCOME
VICKY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪
>> THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING
A WOMAN IS BEING SOFT LIKE SILK
AND SEXY LIKE SATIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: WHAT DO YOU THINK.
>> MALE.
>> Maury: AND HOW DO WE KNOW
THIS?
>> BODY LANGUAGE.
>> Maury: OH, DOES THAT DO IT?
WHICH WOMEN UP THERE HAVE FEMALE
BODY LANGUAGE?
>> THE ONE FROM HAWAII,
THE SECOND ONE.
>> Maury: OH, REALLY, YOU'RE
REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT?
>> I'M POSITIVE.
>> Maury: BOY, I WONDER,
IF YOU'RE WRONG, WILL YOU --
WILL YOU --
>> WILL I WHAT?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Maury: I'LL TELL YA LATER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FROM CALIFORNIA, HERE'S DIANE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪
>> THE BEST PART OF BEING
A WOMAN IS HAVING MEN CATER
TO ALL MY NEEDS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: MAN OR WOMAN?
>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
BECAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE
BEAUTIFUL.
I REALLY CAN'T TELL.
>> Maury: WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE SO POLITICAL HERE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE DIPLOMATIC.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE P.C.
GIVE ME YOUR FEELINGS, MAN, COME
ON.
THE LAST ONE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK THAT'S A MAN.
>> Maury: I THINK THAT'S
A WOMAN.
>> I THINK IT'S A MAN.
>> Maury: I THINK IT'S A WOMAN.
>> I THINK IT'S A MAN.
>> Maury: I THINK IT'S A WOMAN.
>> MAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Maury: WE'LL BE BACK
TO YOU LATER.
FINALLY, FROM THE LAND
OF THE RISING SON FROM JAPAN,
EVERYBODY PLEASE WELCOME MYUKO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪
>> MY BEST PART OF BEING A WOMAN
IS BEING ABLE TO CONTROL ANY
AND EVERY MAN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I REALLY COULDN'T TELL YOU.
>> Maury: I COULDN'T TELL YOU,
EITHER.
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
>> ALL I KNOW IS THAT LADY LOOKS
LIKE SHD WAS FROM DREW CAREY.
>> Maury: IS THAT RIGHT?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: WHICH ONE?
>> THE ONE WITH THE GOLD DRESS.
>> Maury: OH, SHE'S
FROM DREW CAREY?
>> YEAH, LOOKS LIKE HER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Maury: YOU THINK SHE'S
A WOMAN, OR SHE'S A MAN?
>> I'M STILL GOING HAVE TO SAY
MAN.
>> Maury: A MAN, OKAY, FINE.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL WHO IS
WHO?
DON'T TOUCH TH DIAL
BECAUSE THE BATHING SUIT
PRESENTATION IS NEXT!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: TODAY WE ARE MEETING
SOME OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE.
AND THE TWIST HERE IS, THOUGH,
THAT SOME OF OUR GUESTS ARE
REALLY MEN.
I MEAN, YOU WOULD THINK WE WOULD
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL
THE DIFFERENCE?
HOW ABOUT WHEN THEY'RE WEARING
BATHING SUITS?
THAT'S THE TELL-TALE SIGN,
RIGHT?
LET'S FIND OUT.
HERE THEY ARE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
FIRST UP, HERE'S ERICA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITY ARE MY EYES,
BECAUSE THEY CAN PIERCE
YOUR SOUL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: HOW ARE YOU SO SURE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
HE JUST LOOKS MASCULINE.
HIS SHOULDER BLADES LOOK
MASCULINE.
>> Maury: SHOULDER BLADES,
THAT'S A GOOD REASON, SHOULDER
BLADES.
HERE'S TIARA, STAY WITH ME, STAY
WITH ME RIGHT HERE.
HERE'S TIARA.
TIARA, COME ON OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪
>> MY BEST QUALITIES ARE
MY BODY.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: DOES SHE HAVE THAT
SHOULDER BLADE QUALITY?
>> NO, SHE'S TRYING TOO HARD.
SHE'S NOT A WOMAN.
THAT'S A MAN.
>> Maury: NO, THAT'S A MAN?
YOU SOUND PRETTY CONFIDENT.
>> THAT'S A MAN.
>> Maury: THAT'S A MAN, OKAY.
HERE'S YOSHIKO.
YOSHIKO, COME ON OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITY IS MY BEAUTY
SPOT, BECAUSE IT'S MY LITTLE
SECRET SPOT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: THAT'S A WOMAN?
>> THAT'S A WOMAN.
>> Maury: YOU'RE SURE THAT'S
A WOMAN.
>> THAT'S A WOMAN.
>> Maury: THAT IS ALL WOMAN,
RIGHT THERE.
>> THAT'S A WOMAN.
>> Maury: OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT
UNTIL LATER IN THE SHOW.
HERE'S FRANNIE, EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITY IS MY LONG,
LUSCIOUS ARMS -- ABLE TO HOLD
AND SQUEEZE ANY AND EVERY MAN,
OOH, OOH, OOH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
>> THAT'S GOT TO BE A WOMAN.
>> Maury: GOT TO BE A WOMAN?
>> GOT TO BE.
>> Maury: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GOT
TO BE"?
YOU'RE HOPING IT IS?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NO.
>> Maury: IT'S GOT TO BE?
>> SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN
TO ME.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Maury: LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN
TO ME, TOO.
>> YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE
GUYS.
>> Maury: YEAH, BUT THE PROBLEM
IS, THERE ARE ABOUT THREE
OR FOUR PEOPLE ON THE OTHER SIDE
THAT HAVE ALREADY FIGURED OUT
THAT THAT'S A MAN.
>> THAT'S FINE.
I BELIEVE IT'S A GIRL.
>> Maury: YOU DO?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> Maury: HERE'S AMY.
AMY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITY IS
MY SOUTHERN CHARM.
CONNIE, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL,
I JUST MIGHT CHARM THE PANTS OFF
MAURY.
>> Maury: OH, WOW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
STAND UP.
>> DEFINITELY A GUY.
>> Maury: AND HOW DO WE KNOW
THIS?
>> DELTOIDS.
>> Maury: DELTOIDS.
>> THEY'RE TOO DEFINED,
YOU KNOW?
>> Maury: DELTOIDS TOO DEFINED.
YOU EVER SEE THOSE WOMEN
WEIGHT-LIFTING CONTESTS ON ESPN.
>> YEAH, BUT I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S JUST TOO -- TOO CUT.
>> Maury: OKAY, HERE'S AMBER.
@BER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪♪♪♪
>> WELL, MY BEST QUALITIES
ARE --
WELL, YOU PROBABLY FIGURED THAT
OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: OKAY, EVERYBODY,
HERE'S NIKKI.
NIKKI!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITIES ARE
MY TEETH.
THESE PEARLY WHITES MAKE
MY SMILE IRRESISTIBLE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE
PERSON, ISN'T IT?
NOW YOU'RE A LITTLE CONFUSED,
AREN'T YOU?
YOU KNEW THAT WAS A MAN, BEFORE,
DIDN'T YOU?
NOW YOU'RE NOT SO SURE, ARE YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> I DON'T HAVE A CLUE.
>> Maury: I DIDN'T THINK SO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S DANIELLE,
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITY IS
MY HONESTY, AND THAT'S NO LIE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: COME OVER HERE.
GUY'S DOING A LITTLE THING HERE.
WHAT IS THAT?
>> THAT'S A WOMAN.
>> Maury: THAT'S A WOMAN?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: HOW CAN YOU TELL?
>> IT'S A WOMAN --
HER ***.
>> Maury: THAT'S A WOMAN?
YOU CAN TELL BY THE ***?
[ LAUGHTER ]
JUDY!
JUDY, COME ON OUT HERE!
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST BODY PART IS MY BACK,
BECAUSE IT'S STRONG AND HARD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> GUY.
>> Maury: GUY?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
DID YOU HEAR THAT VOICE?
>> HE'S TRYING TO ACT FEMININE.
>> Maury: YOU HEAR THAT VOICE?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: THAT VOICE SOUNDS LIKE
A WOMAN'S VOICE.
>> I THINK IT'S A GUY.
>> Maury: YOU THINK IT'S A GUY?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: HERE'S VICKY.
VICKY, COME ON OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITIES ARE
MY LIPS, BECAUSE THEY MAKE EVERY
WORD LOOK LIKE A KISS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: HERE'S DIANE, DIANE
EVERYBODY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MY BEST QUALITY ARE MY LEGS,
BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE STRENGTH
TO ROCK THIS WORLD.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT'S A WOMAN.
>> Maury: YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
I THINK THAT'S A WOMAN, TOO.
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: I'M REALLY THINKING
THAT'S A WOMAN.
BUT I'M NOT SURE.
I'VE BEEN FOOLED BEFORE.
MYUKO, EVERYBODY.
HERE'S MYUKO.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HI, MY BEST QUALITY IS
MY LONG HAIR ONCE YOU GET
TANGLED INTO IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: WELL, WHEN WE COME
BACK -- WHEN WE COME BACK --
THERE THEY ARE BY THE WAY,
THE BATHING BEAUTIES.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY --
DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE TRUTH?
YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WHOLE
TRUTH?
DO YOU KNOW WHO'S WHO?
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME
SHOCKING SURPRISES AS WE START
REVEALING WHO THEY ARE WHEN
WE COME BACK AFTER THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: FIRST OF ALL, I THINK
MY PRODUCERS DID THE BEST JOB
EVER ON A SHOW LIKE THIS.
NOW WE'VE DONE THEM BEFORE.
BUT I CAN TELL YOU THAT I'M
STILL CONFUSED.
THERE'S A COUPLE THERE THAT I AM
REALLY NOT SURE ABOUT.
WHICH OF OUR GUESTS ARE MALE
OR FEMALE?
SO, LET'S WELCOME AGAIN
OUR LADIES.
NOW THEY'RE GONNA -- THIS MAY BE
GIVING US ANOTHER CLUE.
THEY SPORT THE LATEST FASHION
IN CASUAL WEAR.
AND HELPING US DESCRIBE
THEIR OUTFITS IS FASHION STYLIST
STEVEN PERFIDIA.
NOW I SEE YOU STEVEN.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOING TO DO
THIS FOR US.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT YOU TO WORK.
LET'S GET STARTED.
[ APPLAUSE ]
HERE IS ERICA.
WHAT'S ERICA WEARING?
>> NOW ERICA'S DOING A MORE
ON -- SORT OF LIKE
AN S AND M LOOK.
OBVIOUSLY, SHE'S SHOWING OFF
THE CLEAVAGE A LOT.
SHE'S GOT THE BEAUTIFUL RHINE
STONE SHOES.
IT'S A VERY HOT LOOK FOR LIKE
A SEXY EVENING OUT.
>> Maury: WOW.
>> VERY FUNKY AND GORGEOUS.
>> Maury: YEAH, GREAT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
MAN OR WOMAN?
>> I THINK IT'S A MAN.
>> Maury: YOU THINK IT'S A MAN?
>> DEFINITELY.
>> Maury: I DON'T EVEN WANT
TO ASK YOU WHY, BUT I WILL.
>> JUST A FEELING I GET.
>> Maury: JUST A FEELING
YOU GET, OKAY, FINE.
HERE IS TIARA, HERE, COME
ON OUT.
>> OH YEAH, TIARA'S GORGEOUS.
SHE'S WEARING A PALE KIND
OF MAN-TAILORED JACKET, BUT IT'S
VERY FEMININE WITH A G-STRING.
ALMOST REMINDS ME OF SORT
OF A LIZA MINNELLI LOOK
OR A JUDY GARLAND LOOK.
>> Maury: YOU KNOW SOMETHING,
I JUST BOUGHT MY WIFE ONE
OF THOSE.
I MEAN, NOT ONE OF THOSE.
IT WAS LIKE THAT.
>> VERY CHIC.
DID SHE HAVE THE G-STRING,
THOUGH?
>> Maury: NO, NOR THE FISHNETS.
>> SHOWING HER BEAUTY.
>> Maury: YEAH, TERRIFIC.
>> THOSE LEGS.
>> Maury: HERE'S YOSHIKO.
>> OH YEAH, SHE'S GORGEOUS.
SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S REALLY
CONFUSING EVERYBODY.
SHE REALLY CONCEALED HER BODY,
COMPLETELY.
SO IT MIGHT CONFUSE THEM.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE A "BARBARELLA"
LOOK.
>> Maury: NO I MEAN, THERE'S NOT
A PERSON IN HERE THAT DOESN'T
THINK YOSHIKO IS A WOMAN.
I MEAN, EVERYBODY THINKS SHE'S
A WOMAN.
>> SHE'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
THEY GROW THEM GORGEOUS
IN HAWAII.
>> Maury: YES THEY DO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
AND HERE IS FRANNIE.
FRANNIE, COME ON OUT, FRANNIE.
>> FRANNIE IS DOING ALMOST SORT
OF A 1960s LOOK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH, THEY LOVE FRANNIE.
FRANNIE IS DOING SORT
OF A "BOOTS ARE MADE
FOR WALKING" KIND OF LOOK,
REMINDS ME OF NANCY SINATRA.
>> Maury: IS THERE A LITTLE
RETRO STILL GOING ON HERE?
IS THAT RIGHT?
>> OH SURE.
OH, MY.
>> Maury: OKAY, WHAT DO
YOU THINK, GUY?
>> I THINK SHE'S A -- SHE IS
A MAN, A LITTLE FLAT ON THE BACK
THERE.
>> Maury: YEAH.
>> FLAT ON THE BACK SIDE.
>> Maury: THIS LAST ONE HERE?
>> THIS LAST ONE HERE, IT'S
A MAN.
>> Maury: OKAY, FINE, ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S AMY.
AMY, COME ON OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OH, AMY, AMY'S INCREDIBLE.
SHE'S GOT THIS BODY THAT WON'T
STOP.
AND THIS CRISSCROSS LOOK IS
A VERY HOT SORT OF A NIGHTCLUB
LOOK ALMOST LIKE THE GLAMOROUS
STRIPPERS OF NEW YORK, SHOWS OFF
EVERYTHING, VERY PRETTY.
>> Maury: I MEAN, WE HAVE A --
WE HAVE A TRADITION HERE
IN NEW YORK.
IT'S CALLEW YORK BLACK.
BUT THAT'S KIND OF A PLAY ON IT.
I MEAN, NOW IT'S HOT AND BLACK.
>> YES, IT'S COMPLETELY GOT
A SEXY S AND M KIND OF LOOK
GOING, GORGEOUS.
>> Maury: OKAY, HERE WE GO.
NEXT IS AMBER.
AMBER, COME ON OUT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> AMBER'S WEARING A VERY
REVEALING GOWN.
ONCE AGAIN, SHOWING OFF
THE BODY, THE SHEER PANEL REALLY
GIVES ALL THE CURVES THAT THERE
ARE.
SHE'S GOT IT ALL GOING ON THERE.
>> Maury: AND NEXT LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS VICKY,
OR RATHER NIKKI, NIKKI.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> OH YEAH, NIKKI IS A BEAUTY.
NIKKI'S REALLY GOT A SIMPLE
DRESS ON BUT IT GOES
WITH THE HAIR AND IS ALMOST LIKE
AN AUDREY HEPBURN KIND
OF "BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S"
LOOK.
AND NIGHTCLUB MAKEUP.
>> Maury: IF THERE'S ONE THING
ABOUT NIKKI, I LOVE
HER EXPRESSIONS.
I MEAN, SHE'S INTO IT.
>> SHE'S HAVING A REALLY GOOD
TIME.
>> Maury: YOU KNOW, SHE DOES
LOOK LIKE SHE WAS IN "GREASE,"
DOESN'T SHE A LITTLE BIT.
>> YEAH, SURE.
>> Maury: HERE'S DANIELLE.
DANIELLE, COME ON OUT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> NOW DANIELLE IS ONE
OF THE BEAUTIES FROM FLORIDA WHO
CAME UP HERE.
AND SHE'S WEARING A CLASSIC SORT
OF MIAMI EVENING WEAR, CROSSOVER
BATHING SUIT.
>> Maury: STILL INTO ORANGE
AND GOLD DOWN THERE, AREN'T
THEY?
>> OH YEAH, THE WHOLE TROPICAL
FEELING WHEN YOU GET TO MIAMI,
IT'S SOFT AND FLOWING AS WELL
AS HER HAIR AND HER BODY, JUST
GORGEOUS, VERY TROPICAL, SOFT
LOOK.
>> Maury: HERE IS JUDY,
EVERYBODY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> NOW JUDY IS GIVING YOU, ALSO
AGAIN, SORT OF A NEW YORK
DOWNTOWN LOOK.
IT'S LIKE SORT OF A PLAY
ON THE PANTS MAKES THE ANDROGYNY
EVEN MORE CONFUSING.
YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT SHE'S
PLAYING WITH THERE.
BUT IT'S A PERFECT COMBINATION
FOR A DOWNTOWN LOOK, FUNKY.
>> Maury: OH, ARE WE GONNA
SURPRISE SOME OF OUR AUDIENCE
TODAY.
HERE IS VICKY, EVERYBODY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> NOW VICKY'S GIVING YOU --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WOW, THERE WE GO.
VICKY'S GIVING YOU A REALLY
OUTRAGEOUS NIGHTCLUB LOOK.
THIS IS KIND OF A FANTASY
CREATION SHE'S COME UP
WITH WITH THE BEAUTIFUL, GREEN
HAIR.
>> Maury: I MEAN, THIS IS --
THIS WOULD WORK IN NEW YORK.
>> YEAH, SHE WOULD DEFINITELY
GET INTO ANY CLUB FOR FREE
IN NEW YORK.
>> Maury: ABSOLUTELY.
HERE'S DIANE.
DIANE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> DIANE IS OUR SKATEBOARDER.
AND HERE, SHE'S WEARING
SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE CASUAL,
A LITTLE, CUTE MINISKIRT,
A LITTLE CAPRIC TOP THERE.
AND SHE'S ALSO VERY TALENTED
WITH HER CARTWHEELS AND GOOD
STUFF LIKE THAT.
>> Maury: WOW, LOOK AT THAT.
OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND FINALLY, WE HAVE MYUKO.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> MYUKO, SHE'S WEARING ONCE
AGAIN THE BEAUTIFUL BLACK DRESS.
THESE BOOTS ARE JUST STUNNING.
YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE YOU COULD
JUST TAKE OVER ND DOMINATE
SOMEBODY.
AND JAPANESE GIRLS ARE JUST VERY
ANDROGYNOUS AND BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S HARD TO TELL THE WOMEN
FROM THE MEN.
>> Maury: OKAY, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, STEVEN.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB.
[ APPLAUSE ]
YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE YOUR HAIR
STYLIST BACK THERE.
>> YEAH, HAIR STYLIST AND MAKEUP
ARTIST WORKING, ANDY FREEZE
AND ALLEN KAY RIGHT HERE.
>> Maury: VERY GOOD, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH, YOU DID A GREAT
JOB.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT'S GOING
TO BE OUR LAST FASHION SHOW,
BECAUSE NOW WE ARE GOING
TO START REVEALING WHO THESE
PEOPLE ARE.
STAND RIGHT UP YOUNG LADIES.
HERE IS A PICTURE EVERYBODY
OF ONE OF OUR GUESTS AS A YOUNG
BOY.
SEE THAT PICTURE UP THERE, SEE
THAT?
>> MM-HMM, YES.
>> Maury: WHICH ONE IS IT?
WHO IS IT?
WHO IS IT?
WHO IS IT?
YOU DON'T KNOW, RIGHT?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA?
WHO HAS AN IDEA?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
STAND RIGHT UP, WHAT DID
YOU SAY?
>> I THINK IT'S THE ONE THAT WAS
WITH THE SKATEBOARD, DIANE.
>> NO.
>> Maury: YOU THINK THAT'S DIANE
WITH THE SKATEBOARD?
>> NO.
>> Maury: YOU THINK DIANE WAS
A BOY?
REALLY, WHO DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK IT WAS THE ONE
IN THE ORANGE.
>> Maury: IN THE ORANGE, RIGHT
HERE?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: YOU THINK SO?
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Audience: YEAH.
>> Maury: WOULD THE PERSON
IN THAT PICTURE PLEASE STEP
FORWARD?
[ APPLAUSE ]
OH, HOW ABOUT THAT?
[ APPLAUSE ]
HOW ABOUT THAT?
VICKY, WOW.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN GET
YOU FROM YOUR PICTURE.
>> SURE, MY MOTHER'S GOING TO BE
LAYING ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW.
>> Maury: TELL US
ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> MY NAME IS VICKY.
I'M FROM INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA.
I WORK FOR A PHOTOGRAPHER.
I'M A RECEPTIONIST.
AND I'M AN ENTERTAINER THERE
AS WELL AT THE CUB CABARET.
>> Maury: AND YOU ARE A MAN.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> I LIVE AS A WOMAN, THOUGH.
>> Maury: YOU LIVE AS A WOMAN?
>> I'VE BEEN LIVING AS A WOMAN
FOR THREE YEARS.
>> Maury: WELL, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH, YOU'VE BEEN TERRIFIC
TO COME HERE.
YOU'RE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
[ APPLAUSE ]
NOW, HERE IS A PICTURE
OF ANOTHER OF OUR GUESTS.
SHE GREW UP A GIRL.
I MEAN, GUYS SHOULD KNOW GIRLS.
>> WE SHOULD, BUT LIKE IT'S
HARD.
>> Maury: WHICH ONE?
>> I THINK MAYBE THE THIRD
OR THE FOURTH ONE HERE.
>> Maury: THIRD OR FOURTH ONE
RIGHT THERE?
YOU THINK IT'S THE THIRD ONE
IN HERE?
>> Audience: NO.
>> Maury: NO?
DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW?
DOES ANYBODY KNOW?
HUH?
>> SECOND ONE.
>> Maury: WHAT'S THAT?
>> SECOND ONE IN THE BLOND WIG.
>> Maury: SECOND ONE
IN THE BLOND WIG RIGHT THERE?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: YOU THINK THAT IS IT?
>> THAT'S HER.
>> Maury: WOULD THE GIRL
FROM THAT PICTURE PLEASE STEP
FORWARD?
ALL RIGHT!
[ APPLAUSE ]
WOW.
WOW, YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS A MAN,
DIDN'T YOU?
>> YES.
>> Maury: YOU DID.
YOU REALLY DID.
I GOT YOU ON THAT, DIDN'T I?
HOW ABOUT THAT?
JUDY, TELL US ALL
ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> FIRST OF ALL, WHICH ONE
OF THESE PEOPLE THOUGHT I WAS
A BOY?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Maury: YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
RIGHT THERE, COME ON, HANDS UP,
BE HONEST.
>> GREAT.
>> Maury: THERE ARE A LOT THAT
DID.
DO YOU GET -- THERE'S
A CONFUSION THERE AT ALL?
>> WELL, IT'S THE VOICE,
I THINK.
I HAVE REALLY DEEP, HUSKY VOICE.
SO THAT'S PROBABLY WHERE YOU'RE
GETTING IT FROM, FROM
THE HEIGHT, TOO.
>> Maury: YEAH.
>> I HOPE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Maury: WE HAVE MANY MORE
SURPRISES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
JUDY.
OUR TALENT SEGMENT IS NEXT RIGHT
AFTER THIS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: WE'RE HAVING A GREAT
TIME TODAY.
BUT AS YOU CAN TELL
FROM THE LAST SEGMENT, IT CAN BE
QUITE CONFUSING.
I MEAN, WE WERE ALL GOING --
YEAH, WE THOUGHT JUDY WAS --
WE THOUGHT JUDY WAS A GUY,
BUT SHE'S A GIRL.
CAN YOU IMAGINE?
EVERY TIME I THINK I KNOW,
I REALIZE, "MAYBE I'M WRONG."
IT'S TIME NOW FOR OR TALENT
SEGMENT.
NOW RIGHT BEFORE OUR SHOW,
OUR AUDIENCE WAS TREATED TO THIS
TRADITIONAL JAPANESE
PERFORMANCE.
HERE'S MYUKO.
♪♪♪♪
[ JAPANESE SINGING ]
♪♪♪♪
[ JAPANESE SINGING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: OKAY, NOW, PRETTY,
HUH?
NOW, MY NEXT GUEST DOES
SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY.
WE'VE NEVER HAD THIS HERE
ON THE SHOW.
AND SHE TREATED OUR AUDIENCE
TO THIS PERFORMANCE RIGHT BEFORE
THE SHOW.
HERE'S DIANE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
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♪♪♪♪
♪♪♪♪
[ APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS DIANE.
I'M TELLING YOU, SKATEBOARDS ARE
BACK.
I SEE THEM ALL OVER THE STREETS
NOW.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY'VE COME
BACK.
IT'S ANOTHER RETRO THING,
I GUESS.
NOW WAS DIANE BORN A BOY, OR WAS
DIANE BORN A GIRL?
>> Audience: GIRL.
>> Maury: BOY OR GIRL, BOY
OR GIRL?
>> A GIRL.
>> Maury: GIRL, YOU THINK IT'S
A GIRL.
WHO THINKS IT'S A BOY?
YOU THINK IT'S A BOY?
>> I THINK IT'S -- NO, I THINK
IT'S A GIRL.
>> Maury: I THINK IT'S A BOY.
>> I THINK IT'S A GIRL.
>> Maury: I THINK IT'S A BOY.
>> I THINK IT'S A GIRL.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Maury: YOU SAID THAT SHE WAS
A BOY BEFORE, DIDN'T YOU?
>> I DON'T THINK SHE WAS
INCLUDED IN THE FIRST THREE.
>> Maury: OKAY, YEAH, BUT WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
>> I THINK SHE'S A GUY.
>> Maury: DO YOU?
REVEAL YOURSELF, DIANE.
WHO ARE YOU?
>> I AM A GIRL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: ARE YOU EVER MISTAKEN?
>> NO, NEVER.
>> Maury: I WOULD THINK NOT, NOT
UNLESS YOU COME ON THIS SHOW.
ALL KINDS OF THINGS CAN HAPPEN.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> I FEEL FINE.
>> I THINK SHE LOOKS PRETTY GOOD
AS A GIRL.
>> Maury: SO DO I.
NOW ABOUT OUR JAPANESE SINGER
MYUKO, WAS SHE BORN MALE
OR FEMALE, EVERYBODY?
>> Audience: MALE, MALE.
>> Maury: MALE, REALLY MALE,
MALE, MALE?
WHAT, NOBODY SAYS FEMALE?
>> Audience: NO.
>> Maury: NOBODY SAYS FEMALE?
>> Audience: NO.
>> Maury: MYUKO, YOU WANT
TO REVEAL YOURSELF.
>> YES, I'M A MALE.
>> Maury: HE'S A MALE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THERE YOU GO.
WE HAVE A LOT MORE SURPRISES
TO COME.
WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER
LOOK AT OUR BEAUTIFUL GUESTS.
AND I BET YOU WON'T BE ABLE
TO TELL WHO WAS BORN MALE, WHO
WAS BORN FEMALE IN THIS NEXT
GROUP AFTER THIS MESSAGE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: NOW HERE'S ONE LAST
LOOK AT OUR REMAINING GUESTS
IN THEIR FABULOUS EVENING GOWNS.
FIRST, WE'RE GOING TO SEE ERICA
WHO'S KIND OF CONFUSED A LOT
OF PEOPLE HERE TODAY.
HERE'S ERICA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
VERY GOOD, NOW TIARA, TIARA,
COME ON OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOSHIKO, WHERE IS YOSHIKO?
OH, YES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH YES, OH, WOW, ALL WOMAN,
ISN'T SHE?
>> YES.
>> Maury: ALL WOMAN, SHE'S
A MAN.
>> NO, SHE'S A WOMAN?
>> Maury: SHE'S A WOMAN?
YOSHIKO IS A WOMAN?
>> DEFINITELY.
>> Maury: OKAY, NEXT UP IS
FRANNIE.
FRANNIE, COME ON OUT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DO WE KNOW?
DO WE KNOW?
DO WE KNOW?
>> THAT'S A LADY, MAN.
>> Maury: THAT'S A LADY?
>> YEAH.
>> Maury: OKAY, HERE'S AMY,
EVERYBODY, AMY!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AMBER IS WITH US, AMBER!
[ APPLAUSE ]
AND NIKKI, NIKKI!
[ APPLAUSE ]
GREAT, AND FINALLY, HERE'S
DANIELLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
OKAY, NOW WE WANT THE FOLLOWING
FOUR WOMEN TO COME FORWARD --
DANIELLE, NIKKI, ERICA
AND AMBER.
WOULD YOU PLEASE WALK FORWARD?
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
I WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY RIGHT
NOW.
I WANT TO TELL EVERYBODY RIGHT
NOW THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE
PERSON HERE WHO WAS BORN FEMALE.
DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW?
>> Audience: NIKKI.
>> Maury: WHICH ONE, NIKKI?
YOU THINK THAT'S NIKKI?
>> Audience: YEAH.
>> Maury: THE ONE IN BLACK?
>> Audience: YEAH.
>> Maury: THE ONE WHO WAS
IN "GREASE"?
>> Audience: YEAH.
>> Maury: YOU THINK NIKKI'S
THE ONLY WOMAN THERE?
>> YEAH.
>> NO.
>> Maury: NO?
HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE
OF OUR GUESTS AS SHE GREW UP
A LITTLE BOY.
WHO IS THIS?
WHO IS THAT?
YOU THINK THAT'S THE ONE
IN THE RED?
YOU THINK THAT'S THE ONE
IN THE BLUE?
>> BLUE.
>> Maury: IN THE GOLD?
>> BLUE.
>> Maury: BLUE, YOU THINK THAT'S
THE ONE?
WOULD THE PERSON PLEASE REVEAL
THEMSELVES WHO'S IN THAT
PICTURE?
OH, MY LORD, THERE SHE IS.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ISN'T THAT GREAT?
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Maury: GREAT.
>> MY NAME'S DANIELLE HUNTER.
AND I'M FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA.
AND I WORK AT SOUTHERN NIGHTS.
>> Maury: THERE YOU GO, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH DANIELLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
W HERE A PICTURE OF ANOTHER
ONE AS SHE GREW UP A LITTLE BOY.
WHO IS THIS?
THE ONE IN THE GOLD?
THE ONE IN THE BLUE?
THE ONE IN THE BLACK?
>> Audience: BLUE.
>> Maury: THE ONE IN THE BLUE?
YOU THINK IT'S THE ONE
IN THE BLUE?
WOULD THE PERSON IN THAT PHOTO
PLEASE STEP FORWARD?
OH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S AMBER.
AND SHE GREW UP A BOY, RIGHT?
>> RIGHT, I AM FROM THE STATE
OF LOUISIANA.
HOWEVER, I RESIDE IN DAYTONA
BEACH, FLORIDA.
I WORK AT THE BARRACKS.
SO IF YOU'RE EVER AT THE WORLD'S
MOST FAMOUS BEACH, COME SEE
MY SHOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: THERE YOU GO, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH, AMBER.
NOW HERE'S A PICTURES OF ONE
OF MY GUESTS DRESSED
AS SHE REALLY LIKES TO DRESS.
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE WAY
SHE REALLY LIKES TO DRESS.
THAT'S THE ONE IN THE BLACK?
YOU THINK SO?
OR IS THAT THE ONE IN THE BLUE?
YOU THINK IT'S THE ONE
IN THE BLUE?
YOU THINK IT'S THE ONE
IN THE BLUE, RIGHT?
YOU DO, RIGHT?
WOULD THAT PERSON IN THE PHOTO
PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WOW!
YOU'RE A BOY, NIKKI YOU'RE
A BOY.
>> ACTUALLY MAURY, I'M
A WOMAN 100%.
I'M A MALE IMPERSONATOR.
OH, YOU'RE A MALE IMPERSONATOR.
BUT YOU'RE A WOMAN.
THERE YOU GO.
YOU ARE RIGHT, THANK GOD.
YOU WERE RIGHT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
AND NOW ERICA, OBVIOUSLY, TELL
US ABOUT YOURSELF,
BECAUSE WE NOW KNOW, OBVIOUSLY,
SINCE I SAID THAT THERE WAS ONLY
ONE WOMAN HERE THAT YOU WERE
BORN A BOY.
>> MY NAME ERICA ANDREWS.
I'M FROM SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS,
WHERE I WORK AT THE SAINT.
>> Maury: VERY GOOD, THANK
YOU SO MUCH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DOWN TO FOUR
GIRLS.
WHEN WE COME BACK, THE REMAINING
SECRETS ARE REVEALED.
AND YOU WON'T -- I'M TELLING@
YOU, THERE ARE SURPRISES.
THERE ARE BIG SURPRISES TO COME
RIGHT AFTER THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Maury: OKAY, WE HAVE OUR LAST
REMAINING GUESTS, FOUR OF THEM.
WHO WAS BORN A BOY?
WHO WAS BORN A GIRL?
FIRST OF ALL, WOULD TIARA COME
FORWARD.
NOW EVERYBODY --
>> Audience: MALE.
>> Maury: OH, YOU -- YOU THINK
SO?
YOU THINK SO?
THIS IS TIARA'S FIANCE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
HI, DAMIAN.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> FINE, HOW YOU DOING, MAURY?
>> Maury: YOU'RE ALL GOING
TO GET MARRIED?
>> MOST DEFINITELY.
>> Maury: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
THE QUESTION IS THOUGH, IS TIARA
A BOY OR A GIRL?
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
BOY, SHE'S A BOY?
>> SHE'S A BOY.
>> Maury: I GUESS ONLY DAMIAN
KNOWS FOR SURE, RIGHT?
TIARA, REVEAL YOURSELF.
>> I'M A FEMALE.
NO, I'M JUST KIDDING.
I AM A MALE.
>> Maury: OH, WOW.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> SHOCKED ME THERE
FOR A MINUTE.
>> Maury: GOOD LUCK, KID.
SHE CONFUSED YOU FOR A SECOND.
EVERYBODY THINKING ABOUT THIS
NOW?
YOU GOT IT DOWN?
HERE'S A PICTURE OF ONE
OF OUR GUESTS IN HIGH COOL
SCHOOL.
WHO IS THAT?
>> Audience: GREEN.
>> Maury: GREEN, BROWN, GREEN
BROWN, NOBODY'S SAYING RED,
RIGHT?
GREEN, BROWN, GREEN, BROWN.
WOULD THE PERSON IN THAT PHOTO
PLEASE REVEAL THEMSELVES?
[ APPLAUSE ]
AMY.
>> THANK YOU, I AM AMY DeMILO,
BEAUTY ON A BUDGET.
I COME FROM TAMPA, FLORIDA,
WHERE I WORK AT THE PLEASURE
DOME, THANK YOU.
>> Maury: OKAY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE DOWN TO YOSHIKO
AND FRANNIE.
NOW WHERE WAS I?
YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE, RIGHT?
>> MM-HMM.
>> Maury: RIGHT, WE REALLY KNOW
THE DIFFERENCE?
AND YOU KNOW THAT THERE IS ONE
MALE AND ONE FEMALE THERE.
OR IS THERE TWO MALES THERE?
OR IS THERE TWO FEMALES THERE?
>> TWO FEMALES.
>> Maury: THEY'RE TWO FEMALES?
>> YES.
>> Maury: THEY'RE BOTH FEMALE?
OKAY, WE'LL FIND OUT.
ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T WE DO IT
THIS WAY.
THERE ARE ONLY TWO PEOPLE LEFT.
THE PERSON WHO WAS BORN A MALE
PLEASE STEP FORWARD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BUT YOU KNEW!
BUT YOU KNEW!
YOU WERE POSITIVE.
I MEAN, IF I BET YOU $1 MILLION
YOU WOULD TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN,
YOU COULD DO IT.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
YOSHIKO, YOU WANT TO TELL US WHO
YOU ARE?
>> ALOHA EVERYONE, I'M YOSHIKO.
I'M FROM HAWAII.
I'M A HAIRDRESSER BY TRADE
AND ALSO WORK AS A SHOWGIRL
WITH THE PAPER DOLL REVIEWS
AND THE GENDER BENDERS, THANK
YOU.
>> Maury: VERY GOOD.
[ APPLAUSE ]
AND GUESS WHAT?
YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME
365 DAYS A YEAR.
THAT WAS AMAZING.
THAT'S THE -- MAYBE THE BEST
EVER --
THE BEST EVER OF BEING
COMPLETELY CONFUSED.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOSHIKO.
AND FRANNIE WAS BORN A FEMALE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> THANK YOU.
>> YES, YES!
>> Maury: YOU WANT TO TELL US
YOUR NAME.
>> I'M FRANNIE McGEE.
I LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY.
I'M AN ACTRESS.
I DO ALL KINDS OF BIRTHDAY
PARTIES AND ALL KINDS OF FEATURE
FILMS.
AND I WRITE SCREENPLAYS AND --
>> Maury: AND NOW SHE'S BEEN
ON "THE MAURY POVICH SHOW."
>> AND THIS IS THE HEIGHT
OF MY CAREER.
>> Maury: OH, MY LORD, WE'LL BE
BACK AFTER THIS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> MM-HMM.
>> Maury: YEAH, YOU COME
TO THE BIG CITY OF NEW YORK,
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GOING
TO HAPPEN AROUND HERE.
YOU COME TO A SHOW, YOU THINK
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GET
A NORMAL, LITTLE TALK SHOW,
AND WHAT DO YOU GET --
WILD, CRAZY THINGS.
I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY
FOR JOINING US.
YOU'VE BEEN GREAT.
I WANT TO THANK ALL
OF OUR 12 CONTESTANTS.
YOU WERE TERRIFIC AND ALL
WINNERS, BELIEVE ME.
THANK YOU OUT THERE EVERYBODY,
UNTIL NEXT TIME, AMERICA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
TOMORROW -- CRASH-DIET
MIRACLE DRUGS -- SOME PEOPLE
WILL DO ANYTHING TO LOSE A FEW
POUNDS.
GUESTS WHO SAY LOSING WEIGHT IS
AN ADDICTION, TOMORROW.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]