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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to counter jungle your enemy until they surrender.
You can start a game with a (TRIPLE ***, GREAT SUCCESS) by rushing here and start putting your Baby Shaco here when the clock hits one minute
so you don't have to use your smite to steal that free buff.
When you get your red buff, you can immediately gank top to punish a Vayne that double-timed you with Jax with that *** outfit.
You can also gank mid to kill that What-The-*** monster to let an ally Fat Coca-Cola Drinker get the upper hand in his lane.
You can even ninja bot to assassinate a Graves that recklessly dashed to harass a pedobear and he'll think twice before making a move from now on.
Sometimes, when you gank, you might not be able to kill your target,
so all you need to do is camp in this brush until he comes back to have a nice surprise sexy party with him, no problem!
Or, you can make the enemy think that you're retreating and suddenly Ninja back here to *** him off with a surprise party.
Shaco is practically a ward counter because he can gank from here, from here or even from here without being seen
to finish off not a ball shooter, but a pink man that somehow managed to play this game without being banned with that offensive username.
Don't worry about the turret if you want to towerdive because when you're done killing that raging kid,
you can use your Shadow Clone technique to make Irelia tank the tower for you.
Never forget to put a Baby Shaco to block the enemy's path because he could blindly walk near it when he tries to escape
and get destroyed like a cheap portable barbecue from Dollarama.
If a lane is pushed, you can spam your Baby Shaco here to set a trap for this giant bug and waste your time because you never used them.
To summarize what I said since the beginning, never stay in your jungle and gank bot, top, bot, mid, bot, top, bot and mid all day long until the enemies surrender or go AFK.
But, be aware that Shaco's excellent at ganking early game, but he'll be way less effective late game.
So it's better to give the kills to the AD carry by slowing Soraka while attacking Ashe and by using Exhaust on Soraka for a hot foursome.
After ganking non-stop, hide in this brush at around 6:45 if the enemy jungler started at blue and set up some Baby Shaco here.
Then, bait the blue golem to your kiddos to (IF YOU READ THIS, SAY HI) right under the enemy's nose
and have fun watching that tree and Medusa waste their time looking for that blue buff.
If the enemy Jax tries to counter jungle, dodge his stun with your Ninja skill, Kitchen Knife him in the ***
and call your Shadow Clone to make him understand that only Shaco is allowed to do that.
But, be careful because if you don't see a lizard in that camp, but you still see that tiny mini icon here,
it means that a fuckabish is doing a ninja counter jungle, so come here to smite that red lizard at the last second
and punish that wannabe Snowman for being frosty.
Your Ninja skill is the best to get across any wall to steal that What-The-*** monster's glory,
to escape from a raging kid and kill him,
to kill this blind fuckabish that kicked this innocent little monkey,
to kill a pirate in front of his crew that doesn't give a *** about their captain,
to finish off a target before you get KSed by that dashing girly fox,
to ninja a sick archer from the back and to shut up the shut downer.
It's also great to escape an ongoing fearsome threesome,
to dodge an incoming ultimate from the crying master,
to kill Dragon and escape from an incoming threesome,
to steal Dragon from the enemies like a real ninja,
to make someone else tank Dragon for you and to say hi to the enemies.
Your Baby Shaco skill is awesome to have vision on an area to not facecheck a bush hiding a blind fuckabish and to (HOW MANY *** WAS SAID) faster than ever.
But its most useful ability is to set up a trophy on the bodies of your dead enemies.
What's more? Thanks to that trophy, you can continuously step on the *** of a raging kid and literally *** him to make him rage more than Tryndamere.
It's also great to set up some escape routes if your team needs to run away from a dire situation,
to save a ball shooter from dying in a fearsome foursome,
to distract a Jayce to let that night stalker run away to safety,
to cover your back when you're robbing Dragon or Baron
and to create a Baby Shaco army to guard that tiny opening from incoming enemies.
Your Kitchen Knife skill is the best to KS your team all day long and it can be used after letting that Leeroy Jenkins flying clock suicide himself for the fun of it.
Combine it with your Ninja skill and you'll be able to send back some men to the kitchen since they have no place on the battlefield.
But, if you're not a jerk like me, you can use the Ninja-Kitchen Knife combo to slow a What-The-*** monster to let a living weed get a Double Kill.
Your Shadow Clone technique is great to make someone else tank the tower for you or to dodge an incoming Master Ball.
Then, you can send your gay younger brother on a raid with his army to destroy a turret while you go back home to become a family man,
make him serve as a human shield for your baby girlfriends or even yourself while you demolish the enemy's base,
send him on a kamikaze mission to *** off the enemy team and get a kill on someone hugging his turret
or simply use that slave to help you pickpocket the minions after a good show.
On your way to steal the enemy's blue buff, *** the brush with your ButtFucking Friend and kill Soraka with a simple Auto Attack-Kitchen Knife combo.
You might also see a ball shooter in the park, so Kitchen Knife to slow him, Ninja to dodge his incoming Triple Shot and finish him off with an Auto-Attack.
Killing a squishy baby Lux with a Ninja-Walk a long *** way-Exhaust-Auto Attack combo is easier than juggling with your own two balls.
If a Super Saiyan is getting greedy, make her understand that she should buy more pink wards before going on a unforeseen adventure with Jayce.
Ninja here, put a Baby Shaco in the brush and enjoy your quickie with that archer.
In teamfights, you can easily kill the AD carry thanks to your Ninja skill unless a Big Fat Coca-Cola Drinker shoots his barrel to save him,
so just Kitchen Knife to slow him and get the kill.
Then, let the KS master hook you to get near that blind fuckabish and finish him off with an Auto-Attack.
If you want to confuse the enemy, use your Shadow Clone technique to make your gay younger brother move around the battlefield
while you leave the real Shaco on Auto-Attack mode on their support.
That way, the enemies will target your clone because they'll think that he's the real one,
so use your Ninja skill to make them think that the ''clone'' is dead and assassinate that slim monster from the back.
After that, finish your business with Taric for the fun of it.
If there's only you and Draven alive, don't hesitate to Ninja near that frosty archer to cut her up before she shoots a big *** arrow to your knee.
Then, target that Katarina giving a freeshow while calling your Shadow Clone to help you in battle.
And, of course, do not let that mummy escape to make him cry all day long for a shared Double Kill cocktail with your teammate.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!