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Brett, my love.
Criquette; My dear friend.
It's done. I told father that I was going to work as a doctor.
I've made my decision.
I'm quiting the company's management and I'm going to practice medicine for the destitute in Africa.
Or in Alberta, depending on my aeroplan points.
Do what ever you want.
But you're not my son anymore.
With you, by my side, I'm not afraid of anything.
This evening is a real fairy tale.
No, no, I can't
Criquette, we've waited so long to be together.
Now that I've gave my resignation to father, and that you've dumped Rigde, life is ours.
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
For months. For months I've been dreaming about you.
Let's make love.
Brett!
Oh Criquette! Let me help you my dear!
This satiny bedding transformed my bed in a real slide of death!
Damned satin sheet! Let us love each other!
We must copulate!
Looks like something is worrying you, my sweet. Don't be shy - I'm a doctor.
Is it a feminine problem?
No, it's nothing.
Are you suffering of "lady cramps" ?
Or maybe of "itching of the young woman" better known as "the awakening of the calm volcano"?
It isn't my trouble; I still haven't told Rigde that I was leaving him.
Criquette, no!
I can't keep our love secret anymore, and Ridge is a foul human being!
I owe him so much. It's thanks to him if I'm a reporter today.
Tell me everything, while I calm you worries, thanks to the sensual art of massaging.
Rigde is a difficult man, but he was there when I needed his strength.
Ridge, Ridge, I need you. I need your strength.
I owe you everything.
I... I... don't what I would've become if he hadn't gave me a chance as a reporter.
Good God! A scream in the night !
Madge! What's going on?
It's your father ! He is unconscious!
I'm calling 9-1-1.
Do you know how?
Yes, because in addition to teaching journalism, Rigde taught me how to use a phone!
Answer to know who's calling.
Hello? Who is it? Who am I talking to?
WHO AM I TALKING TO, PLEASE?
Hello, 9-1-1? The shadow of death has came to haunt the sumptuous mansion of my life partner. Be quick.
Bad news Brett. The ambulance won't be here for hours. I didn't give them the address!
I must give him mouth-to-mouth.
Brett, can i help you? I don't know CPR, but i speak Italian!
Take care of Madge, she's hysteric!
Which in Italian means, right now.
Madge, calm down, calm down!
You're panic makes the situation worst!
Breath. Breath. Breath.
Criquette, get me a mask and some gloves!
I must perform surgery.
Right now.
This mask and those gloves are perfectly inappropriate.
Brett, you're father is trying to say something!
Yes, speak father.
I...
Yes, speak, I'm listening.
I....
Yes, I...
I...
I whaaaat?
I...
I am a banana bread?!?
I....
No! He's dead!
Dead. Dead in peace and dignity.
It's - It's normal.
Good evening, i'm Ridge Taylor and you're watching info-action-twenty-four-slash-seven.
Tonight at info-action-twenty-four-slash-seven, a tragic news weaken the cosmetic industry.
In fact, the billionaire Doug Montgomery founder of the cosmetic company Montgomery International
died of suspicious causes in his St-Andrews mansion.
Doug Montgomery, man of mystery, always hid from medias.
Here's the only picture of mister Montgomery.
Amazingly, this picture was taken on his wedding day.
We will remember that Doug Montgomery revolutionized the world of beauty by creating the Montgomery miracle baby make-up.
Make-up made for ugly babies - This miracle product transforms since 20 years ugly babies in irresistible fashion rug rats.
For more details about Doug Montgomery's death, listen to this report by Criquette Rockwell.
Criquette?
HE IS DEAD. YES!
Thank you Criquette for those details.
A question remains : Who will take the lead of the empire built by Doug Montgomery?
His son, Dr Brett Montgomery or Brad, his rebellious twin?
To explain the situation, we'll interview Brett Montgomery.
Brett Montgomery, good evening.
Good evening.
It's all the time that we had.
Thank you.
After the break, a story to follow : Yes, dynamite can cure tartar!
Here comes the event that I was waiting for to destroy my brother Brett and take the lead of the family's business.
I'll call him now.
I'll miss you Father.
I regret our last talk so much.
I wish I would've been a better son.
I would've like to present you Criquette, the love of my life.
I give this toast to you, Doug Montgomery. My dad.
Mister, it's your brother.
Lies! It's not my brother! It's a phone!
It's your brother, on the phone.
you should've said.
Hello?
What's going on, Mister?
Brad is taking advantage of father's death to come back to St-Andrews. I'll be on bus 245 that will arrive at St-Andrews at 2:25 PM.
He wants to take the lead of the family's company, but before, he wants to take advantage of a coupon that gives him a medium soda and some french fries at bobo burgers.
Coupon not applicable on the lunch's menu.
Brad is evil in human form.
Our tribulations are only beginning.
Excuse my lateness Ridge, but the death of Doug Montgomery hurts me deeply.
I didn't knew you knew the Montgomerys
Ridge suspect my relationship with Brett. I can't tell him the truth.
I must find an excuse that will explain my presence at the Montgomery's
She's gonna lie to me. I know it. Women lies, but they have ***. I love ***.
Despite a PHD in philosophy and a master in African dancing, I'm a waiter. Mommy was right.
You've made your choice?
Not yet. Thank you.
No. I'm not a failure.
Since you want to know, I was at the Montgomery's to... to... to...
to...
to shoot a pornographic movie.
You're lying.
You lifted the veil on my skillful trickery! I was with Brett and we love each other. YES! WE LOVE EACH OTHER!
I see...
I've got a lot of respect for you Ridge, but we're so different you and me.
You're a violent alcoholic and I speak Italian...
But we both love ice cream!
Which means "I know" in Italian.
But we can't built a relationship on love of dairy product!
It's alright, I maybe have no power over your heart but know this; I'll make of your career a living hell!
You are so foul!
Mister, your brother is here.
Brad! My twin brother.
Why so much hate between us?
It is because that, as kids, father made us wear the same clothes?
Let's forget our old quarrels.
Let's shake hands.
You look in great shape.
Perfectly, but you look tired.
I've just received the results of father's autopsy.
really?
Yes really.
Well then...
The conclusions aren't precise.
Really?
really.
Really?
Yes, really.
According to the results of the autopsy father would've died poisoned.
Or stomp to death by a moose.
Criquette, Where are you going%
It's all over Ridge.
Don't be silly, let be drive you home. We could talk about it.
So be it.
Here we are. Thankfully, there was no traffic.
Criquette, tell me you still love me.
Ridge, Ridge. It's over. I love Brett and will stay faithful to him.
You'll always be mine, Tigress.
No, Ridge, no. Only the man that i love will plough my garden to plant his fertile seed.
Let my fiery kisses set fire to your oral orifice.
It's so good to breath fresh air to change our mind.
But what am I seeing?
Criquette?
RIDGE?
Fast, my binoculars
Good God.
TAAAAXI.
Follow this car!
Now Mister.
Ridge, Ridge, let me get out. You're going to kill us, or wost, mess up our hair. Tell me where we're going!
We'll meet death - But before, I must return this movie to avoid the penalty.
You are crazy. If you don't let me get out, I'LL JUMP!
YES, I'LL JUMP
Crazy fool!
How could I believe that a creature like her could love me... Oh Criquette, Why?
WHY?
Why?
No Mister, you shouldn't drink!
Leave me alone Madge, I'm perfectly sober.
I perceive alcohol's emanations in your breath.
Do you want to become brandy's slave again?
Remember the foolish actions you did under alcohol's effects.
But i haven't placed my table towel on my knees!
Alcohol made me become a monster!
you're right Madge.
I can't give into my demons.
Confront Criquette, and ask her for an explanation.
You know Madge, you're way more than a simple domestic.
You're a part of the family.
Thanks Mister.
Now, go wash those dirty underwear.
Criquette is waiting for me.
Wish me luck
Criquette?
I'm here.
Brett, I couldn't see you.
Thank you
Criquette, I'll go strait to the point.
I know that you are still in a romantic relationship with Ridge.
Brett no, I confessed everything to Ridge. He was mad with rage.
No, I saw you in his car. Your mouths made one.
But he was trying to hold me back... It's you that I love crazy fool.
All of this is... an horrible misunderstanding?
Yes!
Which in Italians means, Yes.
I am so happy.
GOOD GOD!
A SHOOTING!
Criquette, fast, only a lace tablecloth can protect you.
I CAN'T GET UP. I CAN'T!
Thank you.
I feel him weakening.
Brett I beg you, stop! Our soup has been served!
Brett, I've been touched!
Criquette, my love!
Where have you been hit?
I feel the breath of life escaping from my ***.
No, no Criquette, no!
Hold on to life. HOLD ON CRIQUETTE!
The obscur vieil of death...
covering my existence.
Never forget Brett...
Yes Honey...
Rince the bottles before...
the recycling....
No...
No... Criquette!
the bill...