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Jariv: ...and God grants him three wishes.
Jariv: Man... I wish God grants me three wishes!
Jariv: Hmmmm...
Jariv: Hey. Let's try this.
Jariv: This is the place!
Jariv: Wait. Are you God?
God: Do I look human to you? Hell yea, I am God.
Jariv: Well, if you are God, then you could grant me wished right?
God: Ok. That's it. Bahot jyada ho gaya hai abhi. I am leaving now.
Jariv: Please please wait. Please please!
God: Saala koi samajhta hi nahi ki mai Bhagvan hu.
Jariv: Main samajhta hu. Main samajhta hu na. Please, please wait.
God: Theek hai. Bata kya kaam hai?
Jariv: Um. Its a bit..
..its a bit vague, but I want to be..
..on top of models.
God: Hmmm. CARNAL DESIRE.
God: Ok.
..Here are my finest Kingfisher models.
*le wild laptop appears*
Jariv: Ok. You know what? You should check your third picture.
God: What? Oh ***.. Jariv: Ok. You know what? You should check your third picture.
God: What? Oh ***..
.. I'm sorry that was from my private folder.
God: Ok. How do you like that?
Jariv: They are tempting but.... they ARE tempting, yes..
..but.
God: But what?
Jariv: These are not the models I am asking for.
God: What's wrong with these models?..
Oh. Don't you like Desi's?
Jariv: No. I love Desi's.
.. They are so beautiful. But, I'm still talking about some other models.
God: What kind of models do you want then?
Jariv: You want to hear it?
God: Hmmm
Jariv: AD Models. *proudly*
God: But your wishes have been already granted.
Jariv: Wh.. what? I didn't get to be on top of them!
God: This one is a smart one...
God: Alright. Here we go.
EPIC SONG MOMENT
Jariv: Oh! Models!
God: Yes. Models!
God: But...
.. how are you gonna be on top of these models?
Jariv: Its simple..
.. I'll step on them!?
God: Ok. But here's the thing.
.. You're gonna get to step only on one of these models..
.. because you wasted so much of my time you ***..
Jariv: What? But.. but..
God: No buts!
Dramatic thunder
God: Remember..
.. only one.
Jariv: I'll have to think about it. That's a difficult choice.
.. but I like the left one there. That's pretty.
I'd like to.. I'd like to step on it.
God: As you wish..
..and..
..you'd want to check your wardrobe, after I leave..
..you'd find something interesting..
..Adios then. Had a good time.