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I feel bad for Hamlet's dad. I really do. But cmon,
people die everyday. I mean,
The Danish Paper company really needs something new.
An innovator. That's who I am.
I'm gonna take this company to the top.
HAMLET. HAMLET.
Patrick Roy?
NO. I AM YOUR FATHER.
No. That's impossible!
LOOK INTO YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
Ok...uh, what do you want?
I HAVE BEEN MURDERED. MURDERED I SAY.
By who?
CLAUDIUS. CLAUDIUS HAS POISONED THE COFFEE.
OH THE HORROR. THE HORROR.
Oh my god. I knew it.
Bro! We're back!
Bro. Bro.
We're back.
Bro.
Bro.
College?
The championships?
UHHHHHH
*claps*
BRO!
Rosey and Stern! What's up guys?
Yeah! Bro!
What's up dude?
You hear that bobblehead?
This bobblehead? Yeah.
You hear anything? This bobblehead?
I don't. I don't hear anything.
This guys...this guys on drugs.
Are you crazy?
Told you this branch was crazy.
You're right bout that one. You were right.
So, uh what're you guys doing here?
Oh, we just came in from New York.
That trip was long and hard. If you know what I'm saying.
It was really coming down on us.
That's what she said.
Hey, Hamster.
What's up?
How's it going?
Just finished that deal with the Warrior. Let's see those blokes at Dunder Mifflin top that.
Who're these two dudes?
Rosencrantz.
I work out.
Pleased to meet you.
Guildenstern. Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
Likewise.
Um, what are you two doing here?
Yeah you should stretch...I'm sorry what about that?
I asked, what are you doing here?
Oh we're just from the... the New York branch.
Ok.
Yeah, uh Claudius sent us in on a special gig.
Inside uh, inside gig. Inside. For your eyes only.
Yeah.
Don't worry about it. Its need to know.
Speaking of which, yeah, we're uh...we're uh running short on time.
So we're gonna have to skidaddle.
Nice meeting you. We're gonna hit the rock...road.
Oh yeah...Yeah it is...Yeah it was.
Yeah I bet it was nice meeting us.
*snickers*
Um....So....that was strange.
But, uh Hamlet. Eddy from HR said you can pick the movie this time
for the team building exercise. Alright, great.
I'm gonna go to lunch.
See you there.
Hey, Harry.
Remember when we're talking bout Claudius and the Danish Paper Company?
And you said...something was rotten to you?
Yeah, he's working me to the bone.
That's what she said.
Yeah, keep it on the down low but I might have some information that will tear this company apart.
What's that?
He murdered my father.
How would you prove that?
The bobblehead!
So, a week ago was Hamlet's birthday.
And uh, being the good friend that I am,
I bought him a bobble head from the thrift store.
Only cost me two dollars, but what I said to him was...
that it was haunted. So...didn't think he'd actually believe that...
So, your telling me that the bobble head is a reincarnation of your father
And he told you that Claudius killed him.
Exactly. I don't get what's so hard to understand.
That's ridiculous.
I'll prove it to you. You know what, be there for the movie.
You'll see. You'll see!
A bobblehead?
Bobblehead.
I swear on the Yankees. That guys crazy.
Oh boy. That'll be alright gentlemen.
Later chief.
Alright boss.
I have a very difficult decision to make.
It's like when I was at the video store yesterday.
Do I rent Devil Wears Prada again?
Or, do I finally get around to watching the Notebook?
It's what I would call a classical difficult decision.
Polonius, I got to send that kid to the London Branch.
I mean, I just won't be truffled with any longer.
Are you out of your *** mind?
I've been waiting for this promotion for 15 years.
He's probably crazy because of my daughter.
What?!
Did I stutter? My daughter?
Ophelia? She's probably with him right now.
So when are we getting married?
Oh yeah...we'll get married...maybe.
But...
Yeah, I'm sorry, your kinda crazy.
You need Jesus.
Oh.
How could he do this to me?
We were supposed to be like Brad and Angelina.
And adopt 5 children.
He's tearing me apart!
So, for the movie...Hamlet's movie was...
Hamlet. And I noticed that Claudius was
acting very strangely....and he just left...during it. So...
Get that camera out of my face.
I'm not gonna tell you again.
Why did I leave the movie? I mean, hey
I'm asking the questions around here.
I've been noticing your interesting behavior recently.
Really? Please elaborate.
I'd rather not. Lemme ask you question.
You think you can run this company better than I can?
I guess I don't see what makes you so special.
Well, I'm pretty flexible at work you know. Oh yeah?
I do pilates.
Oh, dude I'm all about that.
I'll all about elongating the spine.
Well, its not just about being flexible.
It's about skill. I mean,
I take karate lessons online.
Oh yeah? You been to the gun show?
Your..your biceps are just like two *** on your arms.
Come on.
You see a gorilla's biceps? Silverback-
Hey, hey I'm the silverback here.
You're just a monkey throwing feces at itself.
You're a disgrace.
Hamlet's definitely crazy about Ophelia.
I tell you what. If Jesus came through that door
any second now, he wouldn't help him
if he doesn't stop sniffing after my daughter.
You wanna explain what you and Claudius are doing in this picture?
I don't know what your talking about.
You think this is a game?
Dad's only been dead for a week!
My god mom!
Hamlet, your scaring me!
Who's that? Is that him?
Hey! Hey put that banana away.
REACH FOR THE SKIES [expletive]!
*gunshot*