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LEE ***-gun
HAN Ji-hye - Good game, guys. - It was fun.
$30 for you. You made three baskets.
$20 for you. And I get $100 for 10, right?
OK...
It's ice-cold. Bye!
Fine for illegal parking
What took you so long?
Thanks. Get out.
You know how long I wanted?
I'm sorry.
That's it? What am I, your slave?
Didn't I say I was sorry?
Should I ditch you?
You'll ditch me? Fine, ditch me!
It's over.
Young-bin?
You jerk! My bag is in the car!
***! Get a life!
My boyfriend is type B
Did you all see?
Ladies, pick your partners.
And guys, you can't say no.
Come on, hurry.
You all ready?
Hold hands gently.
Okay, ladies.
Where's your partner?
You don't pick up guys at clubs.
No blind dates.
How will you ever get a date?
There's a meeting tomorrow.
Come with us.
You go ahead. I have other things to do.
You should date as many guys as possible.
So you can figure out what type you like.
I don't like blind dates.
It wouldn't be fair to a guy
I'm destined to meet.
Think about pollination.
The odds are 10 million to 1 for pollen to be pollinated.
But they eventually do.
There comes your pollen, girl.
See you later.
Where are you going?
So funny!
I bet she will die a ***. Don't you think?
What's wrong with that?
You don't know because you haven't done it.
I'm so buying a car. You can't stop me.
Dozed off on the bus again?
Who says I dozed off?
What's on your butt then?
What makes you think it's not marketable?
Think about it.
It's about satisfying desires.
They get nude pictures downloaded via cell phones.
Who would pay to watch Joker Bear?
Hello?
It's me.
What's up, Boss?
I made the Hole-In-One!
You did?
Congratulations.
- I'm not coming in - Sure, that's no problem
- How's my plant? - Your plant?
- Water it, or I'll kill you. - Water it? Okay.
My boss made the Hole-in-One.
He's not coming in.
I can't believe you turn me down like this.
You should learn to read the market trend.
Take care.
- Is this your boss' plant? - Yes.
Water it before it dies.
Like you said, I'll research the market trend.
Didn't you say they were cool?
Cool in their own way.
How did the meeting go?
It sucked. Who's this?
Sorry, wrong number.
If you're a girl...
Forget it. You're in no shape to meet a girl, Young-bin.
Are you okay?
Watch where you're going!
What a day!
I'm sorry
Yeah? Hello?
Hey, ***!
Yes, you!
Hello?
Who? Young-bin?
So...
That's mine?
Hold on!
You should pay for mine.
Why should I?
The passerby broke it. You saw it.
Still, you were holding it.
So you should pay.
- What's this, a scheme? - A scheme?
Look who's talking! Pay up, will you?
Hey, Kyung-jun. Mine indeed!
I was talking to someone else.
Hey! Give it back! Not this!
Open the door! Open it!
Not getting on?
Hey, hold on!
Don't lose that bus. Let me use your phone.
Hello?
Why answering my phone?
Sorry, I'll hang up.
Hello? Wait! Hello?
New message
You can answer the phone.
How did the meeting go?
How did the meeting go? What's going on here? Was he?
Hello?
What a good listener! Give me my cell phone back.
Huh?
So you're looking for a lady...
...who's hot, rich, and divorced without children?
They're just options.
What I really want is a girl who's never been married.
What man wouldn't?
She should make at least 40 K a year?
You mean 50 K?
Right.
Can't you go lower?
Of course not. The economy is so down.
One more thing. I want a smart lady with a high IQ.
Wait a minute. Get up for me, will you?
Me?
Let me see your style. Come on.
You're good but short. Almost too short.
Strangely, I have a thing against short ones.
For my offspring, she can't be
shorter than 173 centimeters.
173! Remember that.
Better yet, write it down.
Okay, and you didn't mark your blood type.
What is it?
- You're B, aren't you? - That's not important.
Why don't you make it O?
- Make It O, okay? - Sure.
***!
You were lucky not to get plucked in hot water.
I held it in the name of Jesus.
I'm sorry.
Now you're making me feel guilty.
What should we do? If you're that sorry, take me to dinner.
What do you feel like?
Let's be friends.
Sure.
This is good.
Why aren't you eating?
I don't eat raw fish
You don't? You have no idea what you're missing in life.
Eat some sushi instead.
This too. It's raw.
Yeah?
An ear shell!
Okay now?
Is it good?
Kind of spicy.
What made you go
from a witch to an angel?
Let me ask you. Do you believe in destiny?
Are you with a religious group?
No, that's not it. I was wondering if you believed in Karma.
Oh... I believe in nothing but myself.
Think about it. What about meeting through wrong messages?
Or having the same cell phones switched?
I shot you.
I like you. Let's go steady.
Your hairdo... It makes your head look huge.
Is it a wig?
No way.
That's wild you meet a guy like that.
It's so wild, isn't it?
But that's what happened.
I think it's a sign.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have taken his cell phone.
Come to your senses! You just met him.
Hi.
This is Young-bin.
Hi.
I'm YOO Chae-young. Her cousin and roommate.
She told me you use blood types to arrange second marriages?
Yes, blood types are more than just different types of blood.
Isn't it a business trick?
It doesn't make sense to judge people by their blood types.
You know what?
It does make sense.
Blood consists of hormones, neurotransmitters, and etc.
And deep inside the brain lies a molecular clock.
Blood circulates through cells, controlling a molecular clock.
Thus, it controls one's health and destiny.
Wow, you've studied it a lot.
That's only the basics.
However, you may call it science, but I don't buy it.
It's nothing but prejudice.
There are 6 billion people on earth.
And you categorize them by 4 types of blood? That's nonsense.
I can prove it to you.
A character analysis is possible with blood types.
Say you found your wife cheating on you.
What would you do?
1. Pull out the sword and charge in.
2. Hesitate what to do holding a door handle.
3. Make a hole on the door and peek in.
4. You call the cops and sue them for adultery.
I'll call the cops. For adultery.
As get wishy-washy at the door.
Os charge in. ABs take a peek in.
And Bs call the cops. The enemies of mankind!
You're B, aren't you?
Being selfish and disrespectful... You're a typical B.
You're too negative about Bs.
I have to be. Bs are negative.
***, ***, ***, Battle, Brothel, Bacteria, Bankruptcy...
Bum, Beggar, Battle!
Anything good that begins with the letter B?
What about BMW?
And 'Biagra.'
That's right.
Can I have a glass of water with ice in it?
Am I being too cynical?
As a matter of fact, I knew that test.
I was just messing with you. Don't be too upset.
Listen, Ha-mi.
If you meet that jerk again, I will kill you.
He's not a jerk.
Listen to yourself! What do you have for eyes?
Didn't you see what he did to me back there?
You're too negative.
Girls of type A like you are so na? Ve and weak.
They're like a fly stuck on birdlime to guys of type B.
They suck blood out of you like vampires.
That's what he is to you.
A blood-sucking vampire! Get it?
- You're gonna pop my eardrums! - And you're popping my heart!
Sit down.
Chae-young.
It's destiny that led us together through a silly incident.
What could be better than this? So stop hating him.
Guys of type B aren't good for girls of type A.
There you go again. Enough about blood types!
Ha-mi.
I'm doing this for your own sake.
When girls of type A meet a guy, they lock him up in a cell.
Then they feed him nothing but dumplings.
Like in 'Old Boy.'
When guys of type B feel trapped they desire freedom.
So they keep on trying
to escape day and night, okay?
Who could it be?
- Yes? - Come out for a sec.
Young-bin?
What's going on?
Here.
It's so cute. Isn't this a walkie-talkie?
We can use this until you get a new phone.
Do you copy, over?
I copy you, over.
I will sing for you. Come out to the balcony, over.
Okay, over.
- Young-bin, over! - Hey.
Aren't you clapping, over?
I am, over.
You're a girl, and I'm a boy There's nobody around us
Just you and me It's such a lovely night
I slept well.
I have a date today!
What should I wear?
Chae-young?
Chae-young!
- What are you doing - Good morning, Sleepyhead.
I'm doing the laundry. Wanna help?
They're all wet. Leave them.
Get out of there.
Chae-young!
They're completely wet.
Come in, Ha-mi. Ha-mi, aren't you coming in?
My door's locked
Ha-mi! Come in, over!
Speaking, over.
I'm in front of your place. Come out, over.
I'll have to stay home today, over.
If you don't,
you might not be able to see me ever again, over.
What's wrong? Anything bad happened?
I will count to 100, over.
I sent some to a cleaner's too! You're not going out today.
Dry already? Okay then.
You're not going anywhere today.
97, 98, 99, 100
I'm not late, am I?
What's this?
Chae-young washed all my clothes.
I came to tell you I'm staying home today.
You could've told me that on the walkie-talkie.
You told me to come out before you counted to 100.
Oh, this. I didn't know what you like
so I brought two.
You had time to bring these
while putting on that thing?
I will see you. When the laundry is dry.
No, you're not going back in.
Thanks.
Where are we going?
Let's go see a movie.
You made all that fuss for a movie?
Wanna go home then?
I can't go to a movie in this.
Don't worry. I will take care of that.
Ha-mi, you go by the order?
What order?
Hands at first, and kiss. Then ***.
You keep that order?
Ha-mi?
I got your hands.
What's wrong?
Ha-mi, you trust me, don't you?
I do, but... And we're in the elevator.
Trust me, okay?
This is too fast!
God, you look gorgeous.
Young-bin, are you sick?
Oh, this is wine.
You drink wine from a pack?
Drunk daily, wine is medicinal.
It's good for your system when you eat buttery popcorn.
Wine tastes right when drunk from a glass.
I'm not drinking it for taste, but for my health.
The healthy succeed in life.
Can I have one?
I have none for you.
What's the matter?
It's too boring. I couldn't stand it.
It was a fun movie.
I'll show you what's really fun.
It's dirty.
Look outside at the sky.
Superman!
- I feel like we're flying! - I know.
This is fun!
Miss. Ancient?
Next time when you wear that, pigtail your hair too.
Ha-mi?
Had I met you in ancient times, I would've liked you too.
You look beautiful.
Yes!
Are you crazy or senile?
Where do you think you are, at the Awards?
Take it off right now. I'll burn it!
How could you do this to me?!
Now each of you, give me a $10 bill.
I don't have one.
No? You have a card, don't you?
He's so cool! This is awesome.
Aren't you giving us our money back?
I only learned how to make it disappear.
When I learn to retrieve it, you'll get it back.
How could he keep our money?
He stole our money in the name of magic!
He said he'd only learned how to make it disappear.
See?
Mind your business. Thanks.
He has his clothes on at a sauna.
In other words, this is like his home, right?
I bet it's just that night.
Wake up, Fool!
I've even been to his school too. Look.
He doesn't even look at me.
He says I'm not qualified to be his girlfriend.
Can you believe that?
He thinks he's the coolest guy on the planet.
He's a king of vanity!
You know what he's called? It's Mr. Vanity.
Young-bin? He turns me off.
He made me watch his car for hours.
Damn ***!
What does he think he is, living in a sauna?
I miss him so much.
If you see him, tell him I'm sorry.
Tell him to see me just one more time.
How about it now? You know what he is?
A selfish son of a *** of blood type B!
Listen, Ha-mi. He isn't any good for you.
I don't care.
I miss the old you. A reasonable girl of type A.
No way! I hate being a timid girl.
What did I do this for?
I even bore the pain of wearing a tight hair net!
- Ha-mi! - Get out of here!
Father, please save her from a devil.
I praise your name, Jesus.
I can't believe...
he actually lives in a sauna.
Are you sure he doesn't work there?
I guess it's possible.
Should I move to that sauna after him?
Think of it as bad food.
It's past an expiration date, and you return it.
Ha-mi!
Over here!
So heavy!
These flowers are looking for an owner.
So I brought them to you.
Say hi, Flowers.
Let's go.
He turns me off!
You turn me off.
Am I likable, or what?
Yeah.
You must live in a nice place. I mean you drive an imported car.
I don't have one.
I spent all my money starting this mobile business.
Where do you sleep then?
At a sauna. It's really nice there.
Speaking of which, lend me your place.
My dad lives in America but is now in Japan on business.
He's dropping by to see me.
If he learns I live in a sauna, he'll drag me to America.
He thinks I live in a nice place.
It's just for one night.
How can I lend my place?
Want me to go to America?
No, but...
And it's a midterm week. I have to study.
Study at the library.
Chae-young would say no. You know I live with her.
Should I ask her?
Chae-young.
He has money and the looks. What a package.
Think of it as your place.
What are you doing? Go make him some coffee.
What are all these?
None of them is yours.
I bought some for myself at a duty free shop.
You're turning 60 soon.
You don't need all these clothes.
Your life is yours, and my life is mine.
Don't touch my life. Okay?
Stop.
I don't know if I should be saying this.
You look so much like my first love.
She must be pretty.
In fact, you're prettier.
What's your blood type?
It's B.
What's wrong?
In fact, I've had some bad experiences with guys of type B.
What a shame. They must've been bad to you.
Chae-young, trust me.
I will break the prejudice you have against Bs.
This is it, Dad.
You must be starving. Let's go eat.
I'm tired from a long flight. Let's eat at home.
You and me? Come on, let's eat out.
I smell a girl's scent in here.
What?
Don't try to fool me, Son. You know you can't.
Get her to start cooking.
What a nose!
I'll get her.
Better than all the other girls that I've seen.
What do you feel like, Dad?
Something simple. Fried fish, a hot soup.
Don't use artificial flavors.
Roasted meat and a little bit of other side dishes.
Here. Shake a leg. I'm hungry.
This is good. Is there more of this?
No, that's it.
You use contraceptives, don't you?
It's not what you think.
You call yourself a man?
I'm going to bed.
You heard him, didn't you?
What are you doing?
The view is great, isn't it?
Huh?
The view isn't that great, but your car is.
You go by the order too? Hands, kiss, and ***?
You can forget the order.
We can do it randomly and repeatedly.
Call home more often.
Sure. Take care.
Bye.
Okay, I hope to see you again.
Let's go.
You know what?
Stare blindly at the letters.
Then the answers will pop up.
That's the best way to do it for bimbos like you.
Come in, Young-bin.
You should've been here, over!
Get a grip on yourself.
This is dating, not a volunteer work.
What would you wanna see a homeless guy for?
Did you turn it on?
Look, it's Young-bin.
Young Bin Chinese Restaurant
Oh God! Ha-mi, are you okay?
Look at this.
Ha-mi, come in.
God!
Young-bin, a heel broke off my shoe!
Ha-mi! Are you okay?
Young-bin.
Give our teaching assistant a scolding.
Why?
He insulted me.
Okay, I'll give him a lesson. Let's go.
Let's go get you a new pair of shoes first.
Wait, it won't work. We'll move simultaneously.
I will keep time. Here we go. One, two...
One, two...
Young-bin, let's go here.
Why don't we buy a cell phone for you first?
Young-bin...
- I like those shoes. - Let's go.
Ha-mi, I like this one.
We'll take it.
Will you charge or pay in cash?
Cash, or charge?
- I'll charge it. - Okay.
Charge it is.
- Now I can call you. - Yeah.
Hold on.
- Is this Mr. CHOI? - What's up, Mi-hyun?
What? I'm afraid your card bill is overdue.
Oh that?
You need to clear it within this week.
When can you pay it?
None of your business.
Let's go.
What's wrong?
No, it's nothing.
Come on, what is it?
You know I hate being interrogated. Let's go.
That's right! We should buy shoes.
Let's go.
Shoe Repairs
Let's have him fix it for us.
Don't worry. I'm good at fixing things.
Put it on.
It's as good as new!
See?
What are we doing now?
I'm kind of hungry.
Don't cook it for too long.
I don't like it overcooked.
But I do. We have different tastes.
I wish we didn't.
Even better. I eat it when it's crispy.
And when it gets soggy, you eat it.
How nice is that?
It's just the way I like it.
Well, there's nothing left to get soggy.
Do the dishes, okay? I'll be back.
Where are you going?
If you get bored, count these.
No cheating, okay?
Wait... Young-bin?
So have you decided?
Due to the budget cuts, we can't invest in your project.
You might as well look for another company.
Okay.
Why did he turn it off?
Stop staring at me.
Why?
You remind me so much of my first love.
But that's what you liked about me.
Now looking at you makes me wanna go back to her.
How can you say that?
Go back to her then!
I can't.
Why not?
She's married now.
Let's call it quits, okay?
Hey!
Thanks for ditching me.
I didn't have the guts to do so.
You sick type-B-jerk! You said you were different!
Ha-mi? You drank all my wine?
Young-bin...
Who said you could?
Is wine more important to you than me?
I just...
don't like anyone touching my stuff.
How can you be so selfish?
I even ruined the midterm because of you.
And you're yelling at me over some wine?
Look.
It's not my fault you ruined it.
What?
You should've studied harder.
And I never forced you to lend me your place.
I could've asked someone else.
Yeah. You're right.
Of course! Study harder from now on.
Okay. I'm leaving.
Hey, Ha-mi.
Hi.
What's wrong?
Oh, something got into my eyes.
Why are you crying?
I think something got into my eyes too.
Wash up and eat.
Okay.
Is this love?
Love never changes!
- No, no... - You player!
Wasn't it funny?
- Young-bin! - Hey.
You were awesome. Weren't you nervous?
Not at all.
Can I ask you another favor?
What is it? Whatever you say, I'm right on it.
Really? I wanna try this thing I saw on the net.
What could it be?
Let's go!
How about here?
- Okay. - Let's go in
All the way to the end and back here.
The loser buys lunch later.
You're on. Here.
Go!
Is it gonna be a peck, or a French-kiss?
What?
It's yours now.
I've meant to give that ring to my boyfriend.
Giving a ring is so tacky.
It's been a while.
You ditched me for a girl like that?
I can't believe this.
Yeah, I can't either.
She's almost too pretty and too cute to be real.
And she's almost too nice. I feel as if I'd found a treasure.
She's just perfect.
I don't know what else to say.
Happy, huh?
I never saw it coming either. You'll end up like me soon.
What?
He doesn't like the smell of cheap cosmetics.
He likes what I wear, but I won't tell you.
Oh, one more thing he likes.
He absolutely...
loved kissing my mole here.
Get out of my hair, okay?
I'm just trying to help you out of pity.
I saw you on that tape my cousin filmed.
So nice to see you in person.
What tape?
"I miss him so much."
"Tell him I'm sorry."
"Tell him to see me just one more time."
What are you girls doing with sausages?
What the hell did you charge?
- I didn't charge much. - You went to a wine bar!
Wine? You gave him your card when he showed us magic.
Gosh, he charged it to your card?
Ha-mi, that's what guys of type B do.
They're wicked.
Men of type B are honest and open-minded.
They have a sense of humor and talk well.
However, they're selfish and pig-headed.
And they get obsessed with what they like.
Ha-mi, I want you to help me.
Me?
Yes, I have a great idea for business.
What is it?
The buttons on the cell phone sound like a girl moaning.
Look. Push one.
Push two. Push three, 'Honey'
Isn't it funny?
Moan for me, will you?
No. I can't do that.
Hey.
I've been doing things for you, and you can't do this?
Young-bin, I...
Young-bin...
I'd like you even if you didn't drive an imported car.
What are you talking about?
I'm just saying sell the car and pay the bills first.
You're crossing the line here.
I know you're having trouble with bills and...
Save it, will you?
You have no right to tell me what to do.
I don't?
Why can't you take advice?
You know what I hate most?
An interference, okay?
Why can't you see you're not always right?
Keep it up, and I'll ditch you.
You'll ditch me?
It's that easy? I mean nothing to you?
I've put up with you all this time.
And this is what I get?
All I wanted was a boyfriend...
...that I could lean on riding the bus.
Young-bin, let's hear the idea you got me out here for.
This is so unlike you.
In fact... I'm up to my eyeballs with card bills.
I counted on this investor, but it flopped.
You're seeing that girl?
Yes. Why?
I'll pay off the bills for you if you stop seeing her.
What's this?
Use it to pay the bills.
Forget it. I don't need your money.
You can pay me back later.
I don't need it. I've paid them off.
Really? You had money?
My friend you saw the other day paid them for me.
For nothing?
No. He'd like to go out with you.
What?
So I told him to go ahead.
Ha-mi?
Ha-mi!
YOO Ha-mi! What's the matter?
You don't know? You know how I feel?
I feel like I ate bread that looks good but is rotten inside.
You disgust me.
I couldn't be sorrier that I met a *** like you!
Watch it!
I know you're upset, but you're going too far.
And you're not? Selling me out to your friend?
You're a pig!
Hey!
Ha-mi! Ha-mi!
Ha-mi, Hi.
I'm SONG Kyung-jun.
That ring...
Yes, that's right. I asked him for it.
Can I take you for a drink?
You don't do salsa any more?
I've been going there everyday, hoping to see you again.
I want my ring back.
Can I see you one more time if I give it back to you?
I know I'm being cheap.
But I'd like to see you again whatever it takes.
YOO Ha-mi!
Why didn't you answer your phone?
I was worried.
Why would you be? You sold me out.
I'm your destiny, right? Destiny can't be sold.
One thing you're good at is making excuses.
But you know what? I've had it.
Will this make you feel better?
No.
Wait. I bought them for you. What do you want me to do?
Why don't you sell them back?
You're good at reselling things.
Ha-mi!
Upset? Am I acting as if I were type B?
If this is about my blood type,
I will change my blood, okay?
Even if you did, you wouldn't change a bit.
Why? Why not?
I can't forgive you for giving my ring away.
What he has is a fake.
I'm wearing the one you gave me.
Stop lying. It was a genuine gold
unlike that gold-plated fake!
This is it. This is the ring you gave me.
I had that ring made...
...out of one my mom wore before she died.
Girls of blood type A tend to hold grudges.
Love is said to be one pleasure and a thousand sufferings.
I've chosen to free myself from a thousand sufferings...
...rather than enjoying one pleasure.
Ha-mi, it's me.
What?
It's about wine. Drinking wine from a glass
reminded me of you.
You told me it tasted right drunk from a glass.
Buy wine with the money you sold me for.
I bet.
Deleting
I thought he was my destiny. I guess I was wrong after all.
A guy of blood type B who taught me love...
Messages from Young-bin Deleting A guy of blood type B who taught me love...
I decided to let him go.
I'm on a shopping spree tonight.
- Chae-young. - What?
Let's try this.
What's going on? Don't be silly. What are you doing?
Superman!
Superman! This is so much fun!
- Isn't it? - Who taught you this?
Young-bin did
You're not over him yet?
I'm totally over him.
Really? Let's forget about him and shop like crazy.
- Like crazy? - Sure!
Ha-mi.
Now that you're over him,
let me tell you the truth.
That ring you gave Young-bin...
Afraid you might give it to him,
I switched it with a fake one.
What he has on is from you.
- What? - You okay, right?
Check this out
What Is it?
Ha-mi...
Should we call Ha-mi?
A desert can't be beautiful without an oasis.
Without you, I'm a desert without an oasis.
I was a fool to lose you.
I thought I could take and lose anyone I wanted to.
Now here I am left with no one to lose.
Ha-mi, let me tell you a stupid secret of mine.
I can't ride buses.
I had a near-death experience on the bus when I was little.
When you said you wanted
a boyfriend to ride a bus with...
I was so sad.
When we fist met at the bus stop...
What you took from me wasn't my cell phone, but my heart.
You asked me if I believed in destiny. Now I believe in destiny that is you.
Ha-mi, I love you.
So Young-bin and Ha-mi broke up?
I bet a lot of girls want that.
Should we break up then?
Really?
You jerk!
Ha-mi...
You made that to make money in the name of an apology. Didn't you?
You didn't care about me.
You haven't changed a bit.
Can I trust this guy again?
You're really O.
That's right!
Who would've guessed I was O?
I should've donated blood earlier.
You should have.
Now that I know I'm O,
I want a girl who makes more money.
How much?
- 100 K. - 100 K?!
There's one.
She's pretty short-legged
and beautiful in her own world. What do you say?
Considering the bad economy...
If she makes 100 K a year Set us up.
Do tell her my blood type is O.
Blood types do nothing for relationships!
69, 70...
98, 99, 100!
- Fine! 90, 91, 92... - Young-bin!
- Sorry I'm late. - That's it?
Didn't I say I was sorry? Keep it up, and I'll ditch you.
What?
Come on, I was just messing with you.
Let's go have some fun.
- Okay, I'm sorry - you sure?
Which should we do first? Merry-go-round? Or Viking?
Ripped by: SkyFury