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Woman: ATL IN THE BUILDING.
WE ABOUT TO GO HAMMER THESE BOSTON-*** ***.
THINK ABOUT IT-- IF YOU GET YOUR *** BEAT AND YOUR [BLEEP] DESTROYED,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO STAY.
THEY COME IN OUR FACE, I'M SORRY. IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
Second woman: I'VE BEEN WANTING TO JUMP THESE ***
FROM DAY ONE. I CAN'T WAIT.
CAN THEY NEED TO HURRY UP AND GET HERE?
OK.
I SEE SOME OF OUR [BLEEP].
ALREADY? IS THAT, LIKE, A WARNING?
GRANOLA THROWN ON THE FLOOR.
SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.
[CRASHING]
LET'S DO MORE!
COME ON, ***, LET'S DECORATE!
GUESS WE CAN ON TO THE DECORATION IN THIS ROOM, HUH?
A LITTLE BIT OF TRASH FOR YOU GUYS?
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
WHERE'S YOUR SISTER NOW, ***?
***. ***.
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
ARE WE DONE?
'CAUSE I CHIPOTLE. I NEED TO EAT IT.
YEAH. I'M PRETTY HUNGRY.
♪ BAD GIRLS ♪
Tokyo Diiva: ♪ WHAT I WANT, YEAH, I GET IT ♪
♪ YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT ♪
♪ LIVE THE LIFE YOU WISH YOU HAD ♪
♪ SUGAR, SPICE AND EVERYTHING B-B-B- ♪
♪ BAD GIRLS WHO LIKE TO TALK TOUGH ♪
[HORN HONKS]
♪ TOUGH TO HATE US, CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪
♪ WELCOME TO THE BAD GIRLS CLUB ♪
♪ BAD GIRLS ♪
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
Man: GABI! VEGAS! LET'S GO!
GABI! LET'S GO!
TODAY! TODAY! LET'S GO!
COMING! HOLD ON! I'D LIKE TO THINK
THAT I'M THE PRIZED POSSESSION OF MY FAMILY.
I'M A LITTLE BIT SPOILED.
I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT.
IT'S EITHER MY WAY OR NO WAY.
[BEEPING]
[CHIMES]
MY DAD'S, LIKE, OBSESSED WITH ME.
I'M HIS LITTLE PEANUT BUTTER CUP.
HE KIND OF LOOKS AT ME LIKE--
NOT HIS FAVORITE, BUT ALMOST HIS BABY, STILL.
ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO TAKE THE TICKET MYSELF.
[LAUGHS]
SHUT UP! HOLD ON A SECOND!
"BAD BOYS CLUB"?
[LAUGHS]
LOOK AT MY BULLET HOLE. GUNSHOT.
I GOT THIS TATTOO, AND INSIDE THE HEART, IT SAYS "INHALE LOVE,"
AND THEN, COMING OUT, IT SAYS "EXHALE HATE,"
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I LOVE PEOPLE FROM THE GET,
AND THEN, I END UP HATING THEM 'CAUSE THEY JUST [BLEEP] ME OVER.
DANI, HURRY UP!
WE GOT TO HURRY UP. I'M GOING TO VEGAS.
[LAUGHS]
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE LEAVING MOM AND DAD FOR A COUPLE OF MONTHS.
I'VE BEEN THE OUTCAST SINCE I WAS 14 YEARS OLD.
I DON'T NEED TO BLEND IN. I STAND OUT ON MY OWN.
[BEEPING]
[CHIMES]
AND I'M DANI.
AND WE'RE THE...
NO.
YOU'RE SO LAME, ***.
'CAUSE YOU, LIKE, [INDISTINCT] TWINS.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE--
YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 3 YEARS OLD.
THIS IS THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB," NOT THE KIDDIE CLUB.
ALL RIGHT. [DEEP VOICE] I'M GABI.
[BOTH LAUGH]
ME AND MY SISTER'S RELATIONSHIP IS REALLY ROCKY.
[BARKS]
I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THE BLACK SHEEP.
GABI'S ALWAYS GOTTEN MORE ATTENTION THAN ME.
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.
NO. WHO CARES ABOUT THIS? IT'S UGLY.
OH, MY GOD. WHERE TO BEGIN?
NO, I'LL START.
I'LL START.
I WAS NEVER THE PROBLEM CHILD. SHE WAS.
SHE'LL GO GET HER *** WAXED FOR 60 BUCKS,
BUT SHE WON'T GIVE MY MOM AND DAD MONEY.
IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
I DON'T WANT HAIRY [BLEEP].
[BEAT PLAYING]
[LAUGHS]
OHH, LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS.
I WANT TO SAY HOLLYWOOD, BUT WE'RE GOING TO VEGAS.
DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH.
DON'T CALL ME IN TWO HOURS, ALL RIGHT?
SEE YOU LATER!
HEY, GABI? FIX YOUR BRA.
GOOD LUCK.
NO, GOOD LUCK TO VEGAS.
YEAH. GOOD LUCK TO VEGAS IS RIGHT.
WHOO! LET'S DO THIS!
[LAUGHS]
NOW THEY'RE REALLY ON MY GRASS!
[HORN HONKS]
WOW. THEY'RE GONE. YAY!
[BOTH LAUGH]
Woman: ♪ YOU WANT IT ♪
♪ YOU GOT IT TOP DOWN, DOWNTOWN ♪
♪ CRUISE 'EM 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO FLAUNT IT ♪
♪ YOU REALLY LIKE IT NOW ♪
♪ I GOT YOU SAYING YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ COME GET YOUR RIDE ♪
♪ COME GET YOUR RIDE ♪
♪ COME SEE HOW FUN IT CAN BE TO BE ALIVE ♪
♪ COME INSIDE ♪
♪ AND BABY, GET YOUR RIDE ♪
I CAN TALK A GIRL OUT OF HER ***.
I CAN TALK A GUY TO GIVE ME MONEY FROM HIS WALLET.
TSK. THEY NOT READY FOR "BAD GIRLS CLUB" OUT HERE. THEY NOT READY.
I'M A SMOOTH CHARACTER. I'M A SMOOTH TALKER.
[BEEPING]
[CHIMES]
I'M PUERTO RICAN-ITALIAN,
AND VENETIA IS, LIKE, AN ALTER EGO/MY OTHER HALF.
Y'ALL SHOULD JUST STOP THE CAR RIGHT HERE.
WE'LL JUST HAVE A PARTY RIGHT HERE.
WELL, VENETIA TANTRUM IS REALLY LOUD, REALLY ***,
AND PUTTING STUFF ON GLASS.
GET THESE KISSABLE LIPS READY FOR VEGAS.
I WOULD LIKE TO BE A STYLIST FOR CELEBRITIES, OR THE PRESIDENT.
OBAMA'S FRICKIN' HOT.
YOU KNOW, IF HE'D WEAR A LITTLE BIT MORE COLORS,
IT'D BRIGHTEN HIM OUT. HE'D LOOK BETTER.
YO, THIS PLACE IS SICK.
OH, MY GOD!
Woman: ♪ THROW UP MY HANDS 'CAUSE THE FUN NEVER STOPS ♪
[GASPS] OH, MY GOD. THE HOUSE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
I'M EXCITED. I'M, LIKE, JUMPING UP AND DOWN IN MY HEAD.
I'M READY TO PICK MY ROOM.
I'M READY TO SEE WHERE THE ALCOHOL IS.
[GASPS] OH, MY GOD.
♪ I'M--I'M--I'M GONNA FOOL THE WORLD ♪
♪ I'LL--I'LL--I'LL BE WITH YOU, GIRL ♪
THIS IS HOT!
LOOK AT THIS ROOM!
OH, MY GOD, IT MOVES!
VENETIA'S IN THE HOUSE.
VENETIA'S IN THE HOUSE.
THAT IS SO CUTE.
IT NEED TO SAY "VENETIA GIRLS CLUB."
THAT'S WHAT IT NEED TO SAY. OH, MY GOD.
MY FACE LITERALLY LIGHTS UP LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE.
WOW. THIS HOUSE IS HUGE!
THERE'S, LIKE, A GAZILLION ROOMS.
[GASPS] OH! OH!
THE ROOMS ARE DECKED OUT IN LAS VEGAS THEME.
OH! LOOK AT THE STAIRS!
WE HAVE A POOL TABLE.
WE HAVE A DECKED-OUT FIREPLACE.
[GASPS] OH, MY GOD. THIS IS AWESOME.
[CRICKETS]
WOW!
WE HAVE A WHOLE BEACH AREA.
THE POOL IS HUGE.
LIKE, DID I WAKE UP? AM I DREAMING?
THIS IS, LIKE, WHAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY ELSE?
I'M VERY, VERY NICE TO EVERYBODY.
I CAN BE POLITE. I CAN BE SWEET.
[GASPS]
BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO A LITTLE BIT AT ME,
I'M GONNA GO 10 TIMES HARDER AT YOU.
[BEEPING]
[CHIMES]
I'M A REALLY GOOD PRANKSTER.
YOU GONNA ACT LIKE TRASH? SLEEP ON TRASH.
SO I JUST DARE SOMEBODY TO MESS WITH ME THE WRONG WAY.
HE'S GONNA ACT LIKE A ***,
HE MIGHT AS WELL SLEEP WITH MY ***!
I'M A VERY, VERY ENERGETIC PERSON,
SO KEEPING UP WITH ME CAN BE A VERY, VERY BIG CHALLENGE.
I'M THIRSTIER THAN A MOTHER [BLEEP].
IS THERE ANYTHING UP IN HERE?
[GASPS]
YO!
HELLO?
[GASPS] HI!
WHERE YOU AT?
WHERE YOU AT?
DOWN!
[BOTH SQUEALING]
HI. I'M VENETIA.
OH, YOU'RE SO PRETTY!
JUST ME.
UPSTAIRS.
I'M LIKE, WHOA. IS SHE, LIKE, A PLAYBOY BUNNY TYPE SNOW BUNNY?
BACK HOME, WE CALLED THEM SNOW BUNNIES--
THE BLONDE HAIR AND THE PALE WHITE SKIN.
I'M HOPING NOT EVERYBODY IS AS LAME AS SHE'S LOOKING.
ARE YOU A SLOPPY DRUNK?
UGH.
I CAN BE. WELL, IN A FUN WAY.
I JUST WANT TO GET THIS GOING, YOU KNOW?
I WANT TO MEET THE REST OF THE GIRLS.
YOU SEEM STRAIGHT. YOU'RE NOT A SLOPPY DRUNK, ARE YOU?
YOU A FIGHTER?
I AM NOT A FIGHTER UNLESS YOU PROVOKE ME.
MY MOTTO IS, I'M NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND PICK A FIGHT,
BUT IF SOMEONE'S GOING TO TAKE A SWING,
THAT'S GOING TO BE THEIR ONLY SWING, AND THEY BETTER MAKE IT COUNT.
TO THE TWO BADDEST *** IN THE HOUSE ALREADY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE FIRST.
YEP.
I WAS A BAD PERSON IN CATHOLIC SCHOOL.
I SUPERGLUED A GIRL IN HER CHAIR.
THEY'RE LIKE, WHY'D YOU DO THAT? I'M LIKE, SHE DESERVED IT,
AND HER JACKET WAS FAKE LEATHER, ANYWAY.
[BEEPING]
[CHIMES]
I'VE BEEN A BAD GIRL BEFORE THERE WAS "BAD GIRLS CLUB."
I'M A WILD-*** ***, AND I GET DOWN AND DIRTY.
CHECK OUT THE CARPET.
AND IT KIND OF MATCHED THE TAT.
I'M VERY POSSESSIVE. VERY POSSESSIVE.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A FEMALE OR A MALE.
IF YOU DATE ME, YOU SHOULD BE SCARED OF ME.
DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOING TO HAVE, LIKE,
THIS ONE *** THAT TRIES TO RUN THE HOUSE
OR WHATEVER AND ALL THAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HELLO?
[SQUEALING]
WHO'S HERE?
AAH! SHE'S ALREADY IN HER BATHING SUIT!
SHE CAME IN ALREADY READY.
MY NAME'S GIA. HOW ARE YOU?
OH, MY GOD. MY *** JUST POPPED OUT!
THE ***'S *** IS HANGING OUT.
I CAN SEE HALF YOUR-- [LAUGHS] PEPPERONI ***.
WHO CALLED THE ESCORT? I KNOW IT'S VEGAS,
BUT PROSTITUTES SHOULDN'T BE IN OUR HOUSE.
BABY, YOU LOOK AWESOME.
YOU GOT TO BE A BAD *** TO WALK IN THE HOUSE LIKE THAT.
I'M WEARING A CUTE LITTLE TOP, NO STRAPS.
I'M COMFORTABLE. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
I'M JUST AN ALL-AROUND OPEN-MINDED, FREE-SPIRITED PERSON.
I'M EXCITED.
YO, WE NEED TO GO OUT. WE NEED TO GO HIT THE TOWN.
TONIGHT? YOU WANT TO GO?
YEAH.
FIND SOME BALLERS.
WANT TO FIND SOME BALLERS?
BALLERS!
YOU ONLY GO FOR RICH MEN?
UM, YEAH. [LAUGHS]
WHAT A BROKE GUY GONNA BUY ME, A BURGER? LIKE...
CALL ME WRONG, LADIES,
BUT SOMETIMES, I LIKE A LITTLE LOVE WITH SOME MONEY ON THE SIDE.
YOU DON'T NEED LOVE. JUST [BLEEP] AND HAVE FUN.
[LAUGHS]
MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF GIA IS SHE'S SO CUTE,
SHE'S SO LITTLE,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M LIKE, HMM.
CAN'T REALLY TRUST YOU TOO MUCH
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SHORT PEOPLE.
THEY'RE SNEAKY.
I LIKE MY WOMEN AND MY MEN.
OHH! WE GOT A BISEXUAL!
I JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN, AND I APPRECIATE A BANGIN'-*** WOMAN. YEAH.
IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME. IT'S ALL GOOD.
AIR HIGH-FIVE, LADIES.
BRRING!
ERICA, AMY, AND I WERE THE FIRST 3 IN THE HOUSE,
AND WHY NOT ROOM TOGETHER?
I GUESS WE KIND OF GOT TO KNOW EACH OTHER
FOR THOSE FEW MINUTES.
YOU GUYS DON'T LOOK BAD AT ALL.
TWINS? WHAT DO YOU THINK?
YEAH. I WAS GOING TO SAY--WAIT.
I DON'T KNOW!
ARE THEY REALLY TWINS?
LOOK--THE NOSE, THE MOUTH, THE EYES.
THEY GOT TO BE TWINS. THAT'S CRAZY.
Dani: LOOK AT THE CITY LIT UP AT NIGHT.
RENO.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT'S REALLY SMALL. I THOUGHT IT'D BE BIGGER THAN THAT.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
RENO, THE CASINO?
RENO'S A STATE.
OH. THAT'S MAYBE WHY I'M GETTING CONFUSED.
PEOPLE ARE BORING.
PEOPLE GO OUT, STAND THERE LOOKING PRETTY
AND NOT DRINKING, NOT DANCING, NOT PARTYING--NO.
I WILL RIP THE CLOTHES OFF, POUR THE JAMESON IN THEIR MOUTH,
AND FORCE THEM TO WAKE THE [BLEEP] UP AND PARTY.
[BEEPING]
[CHIMES]
PEOPLE SEE HOW MUCH FUN I HAVE,
AND IF THEY'RE NOT HAVING FUN,
I'LL PICK THEM UP. I'LL MAKE THEM HAVE FUN.
I'LL BE NAKED ON THE BLACKJACK. I'LL BE COVERED IN CARDS.
THE ACE OF SPADES WILL BE COVERING MY ***.
REAL, REAL, REAL BIG *** RIGHT HERE.
I AM A FULL OUT SEX ADDICT.
I HAVEN'T TRIED A SEX SWING, THOUGH,
AND I REALLY WANT TO.
I THINK THAT WOULD BE SUCH A FUN TIME.
WHAT, NO? ANYONE? [LAUGHS]
I DON'T LOOK LIKE ALL THE OTHER GIRLS,
AND I KIND OF DRAW ATTENTION TO MYSELF AND STUFF,
SO I HAVE GIRLS THAT HATE ON ME FOR NO REASON.
I MEAN, IF THEY MESS WITH ME, THEN I GOT TO MESS BACK.
I CAN'T BE A PUNK. LIKE-- [LAUGHS]
[BEEPING]
[CHIMES]
I HAVE, LIKE, A MOUTH. THAT'S MY PROBLEM.
I JUST CAN'T SHUT UP SOMETIMES.
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
I GOT--WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.
Y'ALL MIGHT AS WELL TURN AROUND.
THIS IS WHAT I GO THROUGH ALL THE TIME.
HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
I'M GOOD. I'M JENNA.
I'M MIMI. NICE TO MEET YOU.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS, LIKE, MY FIRST TIME.
REALLY?
YOU ARE, LIKE, COMPLETELY SINGLE?
YEAH, ME, TOO.
I NEED TO GET MARRIED TO SOMETHING.
I WANTED TO GET MARRIED BY GARY COLEMAN.
[LAUGHS]
I JUST FOUND OUT HE WAS DEAD, AND I WAS LIKE--[LAUGHS]
DEVASTATED.
MY NEXT WOULD BE MR. ROGERS, BUT I THINK HE DIED, TOO, DIDN'T HE?
THERE WAS SOMETHING VERY SEDUCTIVE ABOUT HIM
WHEN HE TOOK THE SWEATER OFF AND PUT IT IN THE CLOSET--
AND TOOK IT BACK--
TOTALLY, YOU'RE ON THE SAME FRICKIN' LEVEL
AS ME WITH THE WEIRD-*** PERSONALITY.
I'M WEIRD AS HELL. I'M WEIRD AS HELL.
I'M SO HAPPY! [LAUGHS]
MIMI IS AWESOME.
ME AND HER, RIGHT OFF THE BAT, CLICKED.
WE HAVE A LOT OF THE SAME KIND OF HUMOR.
SO I'M REALLY, REALLY EXCITED TO GET TO KNOW HER MORE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? [LAUGHS]
OOH!
OH, MY GOODNESS.
All: HI!
I'M JENNA.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
OH, MY GOD.
[LAUGHS]
THIS IS CRAZY.
[LAUGHS]
IS ANYONE HERE?
[ALL SCREAMING]
HI!
I'M DANI.
MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF THE TWINS, I'M LIKE,
"HMM. IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO BE YOU AND YOUR TWIN
AGAINST WHOEVER YOU'RE BEEFING WITH."
SO I'M LIKE, I DON'T KNOW
IF I WANT TO GET TOO CLOSE WITH THESE GIRLS.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
Amy: SEEING ALL MY NEW ROOMMATES,
I COULD JUST SEE THE DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES
FLOWING AROUND EVERYWHERE.
THIS IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A VERY DRAMA-FILLED EVENING.
LET'S GET THE DRINKS GOING. LET'S GET THE SHOTS GOING.
I AM READY TO JUST TEAR THIS APART.
Announcer: STILL TO COME ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB..."
[RETCHES]
GIA PUKES ALL OVER THE BOOTH.
AMY'S LIKE, DID YOU REALLY JUST VOMIT ON MY KNEE?
WIPE 'EM OFF!
I SHOULD HAVE PUKED ALL OVER YOUR UGLY-*** FACE.
Demitra: OH, MY GOD. THIS HOUSE IS UNREAL.
THIS IS THE BATHROOM.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BONDING WE CAN DO IN THIS TUB?
WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS THE QUEEN "B" SEAT?
IS THIS MY THRONE?
WAIT. THIS IS AMAZING!
ARE THESE REAL FRUITS?
THEY ARE REAL.
CAN YOU JUGGLE?
I CAN JUGGLE. LOOK.
YOU CAN?
OW!
[LAUGHS]
LOOK HOW CUTE THAT IS. LOOK HOW CUTE THAT IS!
I KNOW. I LOVE THE WHOLE MOTIF.
THIS IS YOUR ROOM.
THIS IS YOUR ROOM.
DANI, I GOT THIS ONE.
DO WE EVEN HAVE TO GO OUT TONIGHT?
NO.
IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT OF VEGAS. DON'T DO IT.
Gia: HI, LARRY!
Jenna: THAT'S MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S NAME!
Erica: WHAT DOES LARRY DO, BABY?
HE SLEEPS WITH ME.
All: AWW!
BUT IF ANYBODY [BLEEP] WITH LARRY, THEY'RE DEAD.
THEY'RE DEAD. NO, THEY'RE DEAD.
VIP! THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO SEE.
WHOO-HOO!
CAN I TRY TO NOT GET ON THIS?
CAN I EMBARRASS MYSELF RIGHT NOW?
Demitra: LET'S GO, TWINS!
I WONDER WHAT WE'RE DOING TONIGHT.
LET'S PRAY FOR NO DRAMA.
LET'S PRAY.
THE TWINS ARE REALLY, REALLY COOL.
I THINK THEY'RE BOTH BEAUTIFUL.
DANI IS JUST THE CUTEST LITTLE THING.
I LOVE HER LIP RING. AND GABI?
SHE JUST HAD A MORE CONSERVATIVE LOOK.
WHERE'S YOUR PARENTS FROM?
I'M HAITIAN.
YES!
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
[LAUGHTER]
OH, MY GOD! I'M ABOUT TO CRY.
DEMITRA, I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY DUTY TO BOND WITH ANOTHER HAITIAN.
SHE COULD BE PART OF MY FAMILY.
WE KNOW THAT EVERYONE IN HAITI IS RELATED.
WE'RE GOING TO BE THE FIRST HAITIAN GIRLS.
YOU GUYS WILL BE THE FIRST TWINS.
WE'LL BE TRIPLETS. FIRST HAITIANS.
I'LL GET A BLACK WIG. IT WILL BE AWESOME.
[LAUGHTER]
Amy: LADIES! GRAB YOUR SHOES.
WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT SOON.
WHAT TIME IS IT?
IT DOESN'T TAKE ME LONG TO GET READY.
IS THAT SERIOUSLY-- IS THAT SERIOUSLY A *** IN THERE
WHAT IS IT CALLED?
I THINK IT'S, LIKE, A ***.
YOU KNOW HOW SOMEONE SAYS WASH YOUR *** WITH A *** BAG?
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT'S A ***.
THAT'S CALLED A DUVET.
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S A ***.
NO, IT'S LIKE A DUBAI OR BIDET.
IS THAT WHAT IT'S CALLED?
I THINK IT'S CALLED A DUVET.
I THINK IT'S SOMETHING FOR AN ***.
IN THE BATHROOM STALL IN THERE IS A BIDET,
AND ALL I KEEP HEARING IS, "OH, MY GOD,
I THOUGHT IT WAS CALLED A DUBWAI OR SOMETHING."
AND ALL THE GIRLS KEPT CALLING IT DIFFERENT THINGS.
AND I'M THINKING, "ARE YOU GUYS IDIOTS?"
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A BIDET IS.
IT'S THE WATER THAT SHOOTS UP YOUR ***.
I THOUGHT EVERYBODY KNEW THAT.
WAS THAT A BIDET?
YEAH. IT WAS A BIDET. WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO--
[LAUGHTER]
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT IT'S BEEN CALLED THIS WHOLE TIME.
LIKE, IS THAT A BIDAGO?
I KNOW IT'S CALLED A BODET,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S USED FOR.
I THINK IT'S EUROPEAN.
I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE THE GIRLY GIRL WITH ME.
I AM. I DRINK LIKE A MAN,
I LIKE, YOU KNOW--
I LOVE SURFING. I LOVE ALL BOY STUFF LIKE THAT.
BUT I AM A GIRLY GIRL. WENT TO COSMETOLOGY.
DO HAIR, DO MAKEUP, DO ALL THAT [BLEEP] STUFF.
LISTEN, WE NEED TO LOOK FABULOUS WHEN WE GO OUT.
WE'RE NOT LOOKING LIKE [BLEEP].
AND I SEE THAT YOU GOT-- WHAT ARE THESE, CLIP-INS?
OR YOU HAVE FUSIONS?
HONEY, IT'S REAL.
GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE.
JUST KIDDING!
I CAN TELL AN EXTENSION.
I NAMED HER. HER NAME'S SHAVONDA.
I KNOW I'M BULL [BLEEP].
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESH WEAVE IN THIS ***.
CAN YOU *** COME TAKE A SHOT WITH ME?
♪ HERE WE GO AGAIN ♪
♪ I HEAR YOU CALLING ♪
[SPUTTERS] WHOO!
YEAH! [LAUGHTER]
[SQUEALING]
♪ YEAH, YOU GOT ME FALLING ♪
AAH!
♪ YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE ♪
♪ I CAN'T DENY IT ♪
♪ YOU'RE THE REASON ♪
WHERE'D THOSE *** GO?
OH, MY GOD! WE LIVE HERE!
AAH! MY ***!
SO, TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING OUT.
TIME TO GET WET! [LAUGHS]
BETTER GET CRUNK LIKE BAD *** DO.
[LAUGHS]
♪ YOU'RE THE REASON WHY I'M FEELING ♪
[SCREAMS]
LARRY, I LOVE YOU, BUT WE LIVE WITH CRAZY ***.
♪ YOU'RE THE REASON WHY ♪
[SINGS INDISTINCTLY]
♪ YOUR SUN IS STREAMING ON MY WINDOW ♪
[FLATULENCE]
[SCREAMING AND LAUGHTER]
BAD GIRLS!
I'M SURPRISED AND HAPPY TO SEE THAT EVERYONE'S,
LIKE, LOVING LIFE RIGHT NOW AND GETTING ALONG.
IT'S 20 MINUTES INTO THIS [BLEEP], SO WE NEVER REALLY KNOW.
YEAH.
GUYS, I FEEL LIKE PRINCESSES RIGHT NOW.
[LAUGHS]
WITH RED FACES.
WE'RE ALL PRETTY. EVERYBODY IS, THOUGH.
WE ALL LOOK GREAT.
I MUST SAY, OUT OF ALL THE SEASONS,
THIS IS THE ONE WHERE THERE'S NOT ONE REALLY UGLY CHICK.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE QUESTION IS? WHO'S GOING TO GO HOME.
NOT ME.
NOBODY'S GOING HOME.
NOT ME. WE'RE GOING TO TOAST TO THAT ONE.
HOLD ON.
Both: NOT I!
SO, WHAT TIME ARE WE LEAVING?
WHOA!
OHH, IT'S BAD GIRL TIME.
LIKE, THERE'S NO MORE WAITING ANYMORE.
IT'S SIN CITY, IT'S LAS VEGAS.
I'M READY TO PARTY AND JUST SEE WHAT'S GOING TO GO DOWN.
I'M READY! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
TOO CUTE FOR THIS. TOO CUTE FOR THIS. TOO BAD FOR THIS.
AND THIS IS WHERE ALL THE [BLEEP] STARTS,
SO LET'S NOT START SOME [BLEEP].
[CHEERING]
LAS VEGAS, HERE WE COME!
♪ DON'T NEED A RESCUE, IT'S ALL GOOD ♪
♪ BABY, I'VE BEEN HITTING MY STRIDE ♪
♪ HITTING MY STRIDE ♪
♪ I GOT MY RED LIPSTICK ON ♪
♪ ENGINES REVVING ♪
♪ YOU'RE SO FAR BEHIND ♪
♪ I'M TAKING MINE ♪
HEY, LISTEN, ***. IF ANYBODY STARTS--
WE'RE A FAMILY NOW.
THIS IS HOW IT IS. NO FIGHTING IN PUBLIC.
NO MATTER WHAT, WE GOT EACH OTHER'S BACKS, HANDS-DOWN.
[CHEERING]
♪ AND NOW, I'M SINGING ♪
♪ AND FEELING SO NICE ♪
♪ SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE ♪
♪ MY FACE TO THE SKY ♪
♪ SUN RISES UP ♪
[ALL SCREAM]
♪ TURN IT UP, THE BASS IS SICK ♪
[CHEERING]
♪ I'M LIKE A BRAND-NEW *** ♪
♪ I'M LIKE A, I'M LIKE A ♪
♪ I'M LIKE A BRAND--BRAND ♪
IT FEELS REALLY GOOD TO BE OUT AND JUST DANCING AND PARTYING.
OUR FIRST NIGHT IN VEGAS ALL TOGETHER,
DRINKING BOTTLES, AND IT'S A GOOD TIME.
I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE FINALLY
AND GET TO EXPERIENCE THIS PLACE.
[CHEERING]
♪ I'M LIKE A BRAND-NEW *** ♪
[RETCHES]
[BLEEP]
[BLEEP]
WE'RE SITTING IN VIP,
AND GIA PUKES ALL OVER THE BOOTH, DOWN THE CHAIR.
CAN I HAVE ANOTHER NAPKIN?
ALL OVER YOUR KNEECAP, BABY GIRL.
OH, BABY NEEDS A NAPKIN.
[LAUGHTER]
I'M SCOPING OUT THE VOMIT ON AMY'S JEANS,
AND AMY'S LOOKING LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, DID YOU REALLY, SERIOUSLY JUST VOMIT ON MY KNEE?"
GIA PUKED.
GIA PUKED?
WANT ME TO BUY YOU A NEW PAIR OF JEANS?
YES, I [BLEEP] DO.
I WILL BUY YOU TWO PAIR OF JEANS.
[INDISTINCT]
THAT'S EASY. THAT'S EASY.
THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
IF THE *** WASN'T SITTING THERE,
SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GOT PUKED ON.
***, YOUR JEANS DIDN'T COST THAT MUCH MONEY.
I SHOULD HAVE PUKED ALL OVER YOUR UGLY-*** FACE.
SHE NEEDS TO WIPE THEM OFF.
[BLEEP] [INDISTINCT]
WIPE 'EM OFF!
[INDISTINCT]
I'M LIVID.
GIA'S DRUNK *** DOES NOT EVEN WANT TO CLEAN
HER NASTY-*** PUKE OFF MY PANTS.
THAT LITTLE DWARF STRIPPER-LOOKING GIRL
NEEDS TO GET A RAG AND CLEAN THE [BLEEP] UP ASAP.
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ARE YOU GOOD?
AMY...
I CAN'T STAND THE AWKWARDNESS.
THAT'S WHEN THE BUTTONS ARE GOING TO GET PUSHED,
AND THAT'S WHEN THE *** IS GOING TO COME OUT OF ME.
MIMI--
***, DON'T TOUCH ME.
DON'T TOUCH ME.
WE'RE IN THE BAD GIRLS HOUSE.
THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY'S WAITING FOR.
WAKE ME THE [BLEEP] UP, ***.
WAKE ME THE [BLEEP] UP, ***.
AMY HAS A RIGHT TO BE PISSED
THAT SHE SAT IN THE VOMIT,
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE SHE THREW UP ON YOU.
IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WAITED FOR YOU TO COME OUT
TO THROW UP ON YOU.
I'M SO [INDISTINCT].
YOU HADN'T SEEN ME [INDISTINCT].
I'M PUERTO RICAN. I GOT TO MAKE A STAND
FOR A MOTHER [BLEEP] [INDISTINCT] RIGHT?
I GUESS I GOT A LITTLE OOPSIE AND BLECH ON AMY'S JEANS.
AMY, IF YOU WOULD HAVE PACKED MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF JEANS,
YOU WOULDN'T BE ***, ***.
YOU ARE SO FUNNY. [INDISTINCT]
[INDISTINCT] [BLEEP]
IT'S THE FIRST TIME.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
I CAN THROW UP AND KEEP DRINKING.
YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME.
THIS IS A BITTER *** COVER.
ALL YOU *** OBVIOUSLY SEEM BITTER.
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
GIA, WHY ARE YOU TALKING GHETTO, LIKE YOU'RE SOME HARD--
WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GHETTO?
NO, I LIVE IN A HOUSE. I GOT A HOME, BABY.
YOU JUST DUMB AND DRUNK.
OH, I AM? I'M DRUNK? ALL RIGHT.
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
AMY. AMY.
ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
AMY GETS POOP ON HER JEANS, AND I SEE THAT SHE'S MAD,
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
BUT THEN, I SEE GIA'S GETTING ALL HEATED,
AND I KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE WHEN THEY DRINK,
SO I'M LIKE, THIS IS GOING TO TURN INTO A FIGHT.
OH, ASH, I'M ABOUT TO HOP ON THIS [BLEEP] ***! [LAUGHS]
LIKE, I WILL HOP ACROSS THE [BLEEP] LIMO AND [BLEEP] THIS *** UP.
I SAID, ***, YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME.
I SAID, I WAS BORN IN A HALF MILLION DOLLAR HOME.
HOLD ON. TALK TO MY *** MIMI.
HELLO?
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT CAN I DO TO CALM HER DOWN AND STUFF?
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING?
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
AMY. BABY. PLEASE, CHILL OUT. BABY, PLEASE?
YO, ***, WHAT THE [BLEEP] DID I DO?
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.
I'M ASKING YOU.
I KNOW THAT.
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE ROOMMATES, AND I REALLY--
BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, I'M NOT BACKING DOWN
FROM SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO STEP OVER ME.
GIA'S JUST TRYING TO GET ON ME BECAUSE I'M BLONDE.
GABI, I DO NOT LIKE HER.
I LOOK AT AMY, AND I FEEL LIKE
THERE COULD BE SOMETHING
POTENTIALLY WRONG THERE.
MAYBE, LIKE, A NUT LOOSE
OR A PAST CHILDHOOD TRAUMA.
THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT HER THAT JUST GETS UNDER MY SKIN.
ME EITHER.
IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS. I DON'T REALLY CARE.
EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE HOUSE IS MAD COOL.
THUS FAR.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TALK TO HER IN PRIVATE.
ONE THING THAT I WILL NOT TOLERATE IS TWO-FACEDNESS.
I FEEL LIKE IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEBODY
AND YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,
JUST STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND SAY IT.
CAN WE SQUASH THE DRAMA?
YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE DRAMA, NOT ME.
AMY, AMY. CAN YOU JUST--
HOLD ON, WAIT. I'M TRYING TO HEAR THE PHONE.
SO CAN YOU JUST GO OUTSIDE, AND YOU GUYS CAN TALK ABOUT IT LATER?
CAN YOU COME OUTSIDE AND TALK TO ME?
I'M NOT COMING OUTSIDE AMY.
IT IS WHAT IT IS. AMY, IT IS WHAT IT IS. LIKE--
OK. OK. [BLEEP] OK.
WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
NO, THAT'S OK. IT'S OK.
THEY DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT
'CAUSE THEY'RE ON THE PHONE WITH HER FRIENDS!
I DIDN'T WANT ANY DRAMA.
IT'S JUST NOT WORTH MY STRESS.
BUT IF THEY DON'T WANT TO SQUASH SOMETHING,
THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM, NOT MINE.
I DON'T LIKE HOW YOU WERE IN THE SUV
TRYING TO GET INVOLVED IN THEIR DRAMA.
YOU WERE LIKE, "WAIT. WAIT."
I WAS LIKE, SIT YOUR [BLEEP] "RELAX"
DOWN ON MY LAP AND SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.
EVERY SINGLE TIME I FEEL LIKE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING,
GABI TELLS ME TO RELAX.
I ABSOLUTELY HATE WHEN SHE DOES THAT, GABI,
AND I'M LIKE, FUMING.
AND YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.
I'M SORRY. THAT'S NOT COOL.
ANYBODY ELSE'S DRAMA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US.
I'M ALL SET.
YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR *** BEAT THIS SEASON.
NO, I'M NOT.
THEN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO JUMP IN TO DEFEND YOUR ***.
I'M NOT A FIGHTER, HONEY. I'M REALLY NOT.
BUT I HAVE--I'M READY.
WHATEVER.
DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH WITH ME?
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT NOBODY.
I DON'T WANT TO WALK UP TO SOMEBODY--
BUT I'M ASKING, SINCE YOU DON'T WANT TO FIGHT,
DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH WITH ME?
OK. THAT'S FINE.
I'M GOING TO SWITCH BEDS
SO YOU GUYS CAN ROOM TOGETHER,
AND I'LL GO ROOM WITH THE GIRLS.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
I FEEL LIKE...
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMS]
I'M TALKING TO MYSELF.
THIS EXPERIENCE IS GOING TO BE [BLEEP].
VIVA...LAS VEGAS!
WHEE!
IT'S TIME TO PARTY!
[TRILLING]
[SQUEAKING]
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS? THIS IS NOT MINE.
[INDISTINCT]
NO, THIS IS MY STUFF. WE'RE MOVING, REMEMBER?
NO. THIS IS MY BED.
I THOUGHT YOU JUST SAID THAT YOU WANTED TO SWITCH ROOMS.
NO, THIS IS MY BED.
SO DO YOU NOT WANT TO SWITCH ROOMS ANYMORE?
NO.
AMY IS SERIOUSLY DISTURBED.
LIKE, 5 MINUTES AGO DOWNSTAIRS,
YOU SAID WE COULD SWITCH ROOMS
SO THAT YOU WOULD AVOID THE DRAMA.
OBVIOUSLY, LIKE, UNBALANCED PEOPLE CAN'T MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS.
I DON'T--I WAS TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR.
JENNA LIKES YOU. THESE TWO HOS DON'T LIKE YOU,
SO THEY MIGHT STAB YOU IN YOUR SLEEP,
AND THAT WON'T BE MY PROBLEM.
WELL, I HOPE THEY SAY IT TO MY MOTHER [BLEEP] FACE.
I DON'T CARE. I KNOW I'M SLEEPING PEACEFULLY--
YOU GOT TO SAY IT TO MY FACE, BABY. YOU DON'T LIKE ME?
***, DID I SAY THAT?
SHE SAID YOU DIDN'T. I'M ASKING YOU.
I'M SAYING THEY DON'T LIKE YOU.
HEY, HEY.
THEY DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU WHETHER OR NOT THEY LIKE YOU
I'M SLEEPING PEACEFULLY--
SLEEP PEACEFULLY.
SO...OTHER GIRL, WHERE IS SHE?
YOU WANT TO SWITCH? NO? NO? NO? NO?
MMM. [INDISTINCT]
HEY. YOU.
I'M NOT FIGHTING WITH YOU. I'M MAKING SURE WITH YOU--
I HAVE A NAME. DON'T WAKE ME UP OUT OF MY SLEEP,
'CAUSE I WILL THRASH A ***.
FOR THAT I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] ABOUT YOU, SISTER.
OK. THRASH ME IF YOU WANT--
OK. WELL, THAT'S NOT MY NAME.
BUT I'M JUST MAKING SURE, SWEETHEART,
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU.
I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] WHAT Y'ALL DO
AS LONG AS I SLEEP [BLEEP] PEACEFULLY.
HONEY, I'M NOT TRYING TO INTERRUPT YOU.
I'M JUST MAKING SURE.
I CAN'T STAND THE AWKWARDNESS.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND BE QUIET,
THEN THAT'S WHEN THE BUTTONS ARE GOING TO GET PUSHED,
AND THAT'S WHEN THE *** IS GOING COME OUT OF ME.
I DON'T [BLEEP] CARE WHAT Y'ALL DO AS LONG AS I SLEEP PEACEFULLY.
WHOA. KEEP IT COOL.
YEAH. BUT DON'T CALL ME, "HEY, YOU."
OK. I APOLOGIZE--
WELL, THEN, SWITCH [BLEEP] ROOMS WITH HER.
GET OFF ME.
NO. DON'T YELL AT ME. DON'T YELL AT ME.
I'M TRYING TO BE NICE TO YOU.
DON'T [BLEEP] RAISE YOUR HAND TO ME.
MIMI. MIMI. MIMI.
DON'T GO RAISING YOUR [BLEEP] HAND TO ME.
[INDISTINCT]
DON'T RAISE YOUR [BLEEP] HAND TO ME, ***.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, WE HEAR A SHOUTING MATCH GOING ON,
AND I'M LIKE, OK. THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY'S WAITING FOR.
WE'RE IN THE BAD GIRLS HOUSE.
SOME BAD [BLEEP] IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
MOTHER [BLEEP] TOUCH ME, ***.
I'LL KNOCK YOUR *** THE [BLEEP] OUT.
TRY ME. TRY ME.
TRASH ME THE [BLEEP] OUT, ***.
YOU'RE A ***. YOU JUST SAID ONE THING,
AND THEN, YOU CHANGED THE OTHER [BLEEP]
YES.
OH, YOU'RE SCARED. YOU WANT TO MAKE PEACE?
I WANT TO MAKE PEACE, HONEY.
I WANT TO MAKE PEACE. I WANT TO MAKE PEACE.
YOU'RE CONTRADICTING YOURSELF, 'CAUSE--
NO, HONEY. HONEY.
LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.
DON'T TOUCH ME.
OH, SH...
[INDISTINCT]
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I'LL BE DAMNED IF SHE'S GOING TO SIT HERE AND TRY TO MESS WITH ME.
AND YOU'RE JEALOUS. AND YOU'RE JEALOUS.
I'M FROM MIAMI, HO.
YOU DON'T SUCKER PUNCH ANYBODY.
I'M MAD AS [BLEEP] [BLEEP].
8:00 IN THE MORNING. *** [BLEEP] WITH ME!
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
DANI, PULL OVER. I NEED TO PEE RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU [BLEEP] SERIOUS, GAB? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
RIGHT NOW.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT.
NO, DANI, RIGHT NOW, OR I'M GOING TO PEE IN THE CAR.
GABI, WHERE AM I GOING TO PULL OVER?
OVER HERE.
GABI, HURRY UP!
THERE'S CARS COMING.
YOU NEED TO HURRY UP.
[URINATING]
GABI, I CAN SEE YOUR *** FROM HERE.
SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP!
I GOT TO GO PEE, TOO.
LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH. I DON'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT.
OW. I GOT A SPLINTER. OW!
I SERIOUSLY GOT A SPLINTER.
I'M REALLY TAKING A LEAK. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING.
THAT WAS SO WARM.
MY *** WAS, LIKE, 102 DEGREES.
I HOPE NOBODY SAW THAT.
Amy: YOU'RE SCARED. YOU WANT TO MAKE PEACE?
I WANT TO MAKE PEACE, HONEY.
HONEY, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.
DON'T [BLEEP] TOUCH ME.
OH, [BLEEP].
***. ***.
[INDISTINCT]
ALL RIGHTY, NOW. I WILL [BLEEP] THIS *** UP.
Demitra: YOU'RE SCHIZOPHRENIC. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.
TROY. TROY!
GET THIS *** THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE.
YOU KNOW I DON'T ACT LIKE THIS.
[PANTING]
Amy: BYE!
GO HOME!
YOU HAVE A REAL-LIFE PROBLEM.
THE FACT THAT AMY IS JUST STARTING STUFF
IS REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES.
MIMI--
YOU CAN'T GO AROUND
PUSHING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AND THINK
THAT YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
SHE WAS BEING MEAN.
I STUCK UP FOR MYSELF. LET HER GO.
GIA.
DEMITRA, I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS GIRL'S TALKING ABOUT.
GIA THREW UP ON ME. GIA'S RUDE.
GIA DESERVES TO HAVE A SLAP IN THE FACE.
WE'RE IN A HOUSE FULL OF, LIKE--
CRAZY PEOPLE! WELL, WE ALREADY KNEW THIS.
WE ALREADY KNEW THIS.
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT HERE
AND SAY AMY DOESN'T HAVE ISSUES, THOUGH?
WHO CARES? I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP] ABOUT
ANYONE AND THEIR ISSUES.
I CARE ABOUT ME WAKING UP IN THE MORNING
AND GOING TO A POOL PARTY.
105 WEATHER.
I AM JUST A FUN PARTY GIRL AND A LOVER,
SO I'M THINKING, IT'S THE FIRST NIGHT, GUYS.
WHY ARE WE AUTOMATICALLY CAUSING THIS MUCH DRAMA?
I CARE ABOUT ME PARTYING.
JUST BRING ME TO A POOL PARTY IN THE MORNING.
[LINE RINGS]
ASH.
ASH.
ME AND THIS *** STARTED FIGHTING.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT [BLEEP] TIME IT IS.
IT'S 8:00 IN THE [BLEEP] MORNING,
AND THIS *** GOING TO POP [BLEEP].
WAIT. HOLD ON. Y'ALL STARTED FIGHTING?
YES. THIS *** PUT HER HANDS ON ME.
ASH, I'M NOT PLAYING. I'M MAD AS [BLEEP].
[LAUGHS]
I'M GOING CRAZY.
NO, BUT WE AIN'T GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
WE NOT GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT.
ASH, COME THE [BLEEP] OUT HERE THE NEXT DAY OR TWO.
THRASH THIS *** FOR ME,
'CAUSE I'M NOT GETTING KICKED OFF THE [BLEEP] SHOW
FOR SOME [BLEEP] WET SEAL [BLEEP] $17-WEARING ***.
MY MOTHER DOESN'T TOUCH ME.
MY GRANDMOTHER DOESN'T TOUCH ME. NO ONE TOUCHES ME.
SO I REFUSE TO LET SOME RANDOM *** DISRESPECT ME OR TOUCH ME.
GO SPIT IN HER FACE.
KEEP SPITTING IN HER FACE
UNTIL YOU'RE NOT MAD ANYMORE.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
WAIT. TALK TO ME. WHAT HAPPENED? WAIT, GIA.
THIS *** IS DONE. I'M [BLEEP] [INDISTINCT].
GIA! UGH!
YOU WHITE TRASH TRAILER PARK ***. YOU ALREADY KNOW.
I DECIDE THAT I'M GOING JUST GOING TO TUCK MY *** INTO BED,
BECAUSE IT'S KIND OF GETTING RIDICULOUS, AT THIS POINT.
THIS *** IS DONE.
GIA!
[SPITS]
DON'T YOU EVER--
Demitra: YOU STARTED IT, THOUGH.
OK FOR HER TO TOUCH ME?
[SPITS]
WANT TO SPIT?
JUST LIKE EVERY SINGLE [INDISTINCT] THAT YOU HAVE.
I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU BECAUSE YOU LOOK STUPID.
I LOOK STUPID?
GIA IS SPITTING.
I THINK I SAW HER SPIT, LIKE, 8 TIMES,
AND SPIT IS, LIKE, THE UTMOST DISRESPECT
ANYONE COULD DO TO ANYONE.
IT'S ENTERTAINING AT FIRST,
BUT AT SOME POINT, IT'S LIKE, GIRL,
YOU REALLY NEED TO TAKE A BATH.
GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF MY FACE,
'CAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SOME ***
[BLEEP] MISTAKE YOU THINK I'M PLAYING.
THAT ALCOHOL NEEDS TO LEAVE YOUR SYSTEM.
AMY BEING CRAZY GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
[FILMSTRIP CLICKING]
"WHAT, ***? YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?
ANYBODY COULD GET SLAPPED."
AND THEN, SHE'S BACK TO THE FIX.
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON BEHIND THE AMY FACE?
LIKE, ANY KIND OF SERIAL KILLER THOUGHTS COULD BE GOING ON.
[MARKER SCRATCHING]
[INDISTINCT TALKING]
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE,
DEMITRA IS MARKING ALL OVER MY PICTURE.
OH, I'M SO MOTHER [BLEEP] HOT.
I THINK YOU *** ARE JEALOUS.
I'LL BE DAMNED IF SHE'S GOING TO SIT HERE AND TRY TO MESS WITH ME.
JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, JEALOUS, MOTHER [BLEEP] JEALOUS.
I'LL JUST WRITE IT AGAIN.
JEALOUS. OH, WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT.
DOING...
NOBODY'S JEALOUS.
YOU'RE [BLEEP] JEALOUS, ***. AND YOU'RE JEALOUS,
AND YOU'RE JEALOUS, AND YOU'RE JEALOUS.
SHE SUCKER PUNCHES ME.
LIKE, I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR HER COMING.
I'M FROM MIAMI, HO. YOU DON'T SUCKER PUNCH ANYBODY.
OH. OH! YOU ***!
OH, YOU ***.
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T JUST PUSH ME.
I AM FROM MIAMI, YOU ***. YOU JUST PUSHED ME--
Amy: I'M FROM CENTRAL FLORIDA, YOU ***!
I GREW UP IN CENTRAL FLORIDA.
Amy: AAH!
AAH!
Demitra: SHE JUST PUSHED ME TO THE FLOOR.
TO THE FLOOR.
YEAH, ***. GET THE [BLEEP] OUT.
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP].
YOU'RE CRAZY!
CRAZY!
GIA AND AMY ARE GOING AT IT, AND--
AND NOW, I HAVE AMY'S WEAVE IN MY HAND.
[INDISTINCT SLOWED-DOWN AUDIO]
EWW.
DROP IT. THAT'S REALLY GROSS.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S 8:00 MY TIME.
IT AIN'T NEVER TOO LATE TO [BLEEP] A *** UP.
RUN BEHIND! RUN BEHIND, YOU [BLEEP]!
I THINK WE'RE THE SANEST *** IN THIS HOUSE.
I THOUGHT WE WERE CRAZY COMING IN HERE.
LIKE, WE BOTH HAVE ANGER ISSUES.
BUT I THINK I'M PRETTY CALM, COOL, AND COLLECTED.
ME, TOO.
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED BECAUSE GIA AND AMY
BOTH CAME IN HERE WITH THE ATTITUDE,
"I'M GOING TO BE THE STAR OF THE SHOW."
GIA, SHE'S A LITTLE PSYCHO,
SO THERE'S NO REASONING WITH HER RIGHT NOW.
AMY, I DON'T TRUST AT ALL. AMY, I FEEL LIKE,
WILL COME THROUGH WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE
AND *** ALL OF US.
IT'S NOT FUNNY, BUT IT'S THE TRUTH.
THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER.
WHATYOUCALLIT'S STILL PASSED--
ERICA--VENETIA,
UPSTAIRS.
SHE DOESN'T GIVE A [BLEEP].
AT THIS POINT, I'M READY FOR AMY TO BE GONE.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HIT ME AND THINK
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO GET AWAY WITH IT.
SHE NEEDS TO GO.
I DON'T FEEL SAFE WITH HER HERE.
I WOULD LIKE HER TO GO.
I DON'T WANT HER TO STAY AT A HOTEL FOR THE NIGHT.
I WANT HER TO LEAVE.
BUT MIMI, YOU WANT TO BE MAD,
AND I WOULD PROBABLY BE MAD AT SOMEONE WHO HURT ME, TOO.
NO, SHE HURT ME. SHE'S CRAZY.
EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE MAD AT SOMETHING.
GO TO SLEEP, THEN, IF IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
I'M JUST TRYING TO DEFUSE THE WHOLE SITUATION IN THE HOUSE,
AND GIA DECIDES TO START TALKING [BLEEP] TO ME.
TALK TO ME. SAY TO GO TO SLEEP ONE MORE TIME.
JENNA, GO TO SLEEP.
ONE MORE [BLEEP] TIME. ONE MORE [BLEEP] TIME.
JENNA!
I'M REALLY UPSET WITH JENNA,
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK
SHE SHOULD HAVE THROWN HER BEER AT HER.
IF SOMEBODY IS MAD, JUST LET THEM BE MAD.
STOP TRYING TO GIVE THEM LIFE ADVICE.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE KICKED OUT OF HERE,
SHE'S GOING TO BE KICKED OUT OF HERE,
AND THAT'S THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY.
YOU KNOW I'M A NICE PERSON, BUT THIS IS BULL [BLEEP].
SHE'S TRIPPING. SHE'S REALLY TRIPPING.
I'M NOT ARGUING WITH YOU.
BOO, I'M NOT TRIPPING.
'CAUSE I WILL RIP YOUR [INDISTINCT] I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND.
SO RIP MY [INDISTINCT]!
[LINE RINGS]
WHAT?
YOU THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY, HUH?
[INDISTINCT]
NO. NOT EVEN CLOSE, POP.
LIKE, DAD, THEY'RE ABOUT TO BEEF RIGHT NOW.
THE LONG ISLAND CHICK, THE GIRLS THAT'S NOT ABOUT DRAMA,
AND THE PUERTO RICAN CHICK ARE ABOUT TO GO AT IT.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO ME.
JENNA, GET OUT OF MY FACE.
GET OUT OF MY FACE.
I HAVE NEVER FOUGHT--
I HAVE NOT FOUGHT PEOPLE IN MY--
CRAZY.
YEAH. GO.
GO!
[INDISTINCT SLOWED-DOWN SHOUTING]
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Man: LET GO!
[RIPS]
I DON'T REALLY CARE IF A NEW GIRL COMES IN,
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T NEED TO FIGHT A *** ON THE FIRST DAY.
SORRY. THERE HAS TO BE SOME TYPE OF CONSEQUENCES.
YOU'RE TRYING TO GET EVERYONE ELSE KICKED OUT OF HERE,
YOU STUPID ***!
GO! GOOD-BYE!
GOOD-BYE!
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS.
GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF HERE.
STOP. LET GO. LET GO. LET GO!
LET GO!
[BOTH SCREAMING AND SHOUTING]
LET GO OF MY HAIR.
SERIOUSLY?
[SHOUTS]
AFTER TONIGHT, I DON'T REALLY CARE IF A NEW GIRL COMES IN
BECAUSE WE DIDN'T NEED TO FIGHT A *** ON THE FIRST DAY.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE THAT'S OK. IT'S NOT RIGHT.
THERE HAS TO BE SOME TYPE OF CONSEQUENCES.
THAT'S THE MOST DISGUSTING PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
GIA'S A STRAIGHT UP TRAIN WRECK
AND A TRASH BAG. AND I'M SO OVER HER,
AND I JUST WANT HER TO GET THE HELL OUT OF THE HOUSE.
YOU'RE TRYING TO GET EVERYONE ELSE
KICKED OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID ***!
WHAT AM I, KICKED OUT? I'M READY.
WHATEVER. [BLEEP] THESE ***.
***-*** HO!
AMY NEEDS TO GO.
AMY'S NEXT. [MAKES CUTTING SOUND]
GIA'S LEAVING, LIKE, FOREVER?
YEAH, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE SOUND OF PEOPLE GETTING CUT OFF THE SHOW.
WAIT, IS GIA LEAVING, THOUGH?
KICKED OUT?
I'M PRETTY SURE.
WITH GIA, WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S BEEN REMOVED JUST FOR THE NIGHT
OR IF SHE'S GONE FOR GOOD.
SHE MADE HER BED, NOW SHE HAS TO LAY IN IT.
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S GONNA GO. AMY'S NEXT.
AMY'S [BLEEP]--
HER WEAVE IS IN THE CONFESSIONAL.
WE SHOULD HIDE IT.
OH, YEAH. SHE'S TAKING IT.
HI, I'M AMY.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
DON'T START ANYTHING. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
LIKE, THAT'S NASTY. THIS ISN'T REAL.
THIS IS SYNTHETIC, IT'S NOT REAL HAIR.
THERE.
WE CAN BAKE IT.
VEGAS, IT'S BEEN REAL.
SO OBVIOUSLY, IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER
WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS WRONG,
WHAT'S BROKEN, OR WHAT HAPPENED,
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE.
THEY GOT THE WRATH OF ME, THEY FELT ME OUT,
THEY JUDGED ME, SO PEACE OUT, ***.
SIT TIGHT, LARRY.
GIA, BABY GIRL,
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GO HOME?
YOU'RE SO HARD NOW, AREN'T YOU?
WHO'S STILL STANDING HERE?
I AM. AMY.
BECAUSE I AM BETTER THAN YOU.
♪ I AM A BAD GIRL, I'M AWAKE STILL ♪
♪ BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ♪
♪ BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ♪
THAT WHY I'M SITTING HERE
WITH MY FLUFFY PILLOW,
AND YOU'RE PROBABLY SITTING IN A [BLEEP] DUMPSTER
LIKE THE TRAILER PARK TRASH YOU ARE, GIA.
♪ BLAH BLAH BLAH ♪
♪ BLAH BLAH BLAH ♪
I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST GETTING TO KNOW EVERYBODY,
AND I JUST LOVE THEM ALL SO SO SO SO... MUCH.
LET'S GO WAKE THEM UP.
WHEE!
LOVE YOU.
TIME TO WAKE UP!
TIME TO WAKE UP, ***!
WHEN YOU GET MAD, YOU CAN'T SNAP LIKE THAT.
I WOULD NEVER DISRESPECT MY ROOMMATES.
CAN'T BEAT US ALL, ***.
WELCOME TO HELL, ***.
IT'S GONNA BE GOOD TIMES.
Announcer: THIS SEASON ON "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
♪ YOU SAY YOU WANT ME, YOU GOT ME ♪
♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU DO WITH ME NOW ♪
"GRAB YOUR PASSPORT. WE'RE GOING TO CABO."
WHOO!
♪ I KNOW YOU WANT ME, YOU GOT ME ♪
♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU TO ME NOW ♪
♪ SIN CITY ♪
♪ SIN SIN CITY ♪
♪ YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT ME ♪
[HEAVY BREATHING]
I'M DONE. I HATE THIS PLACE.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
I'M SAD, TOO. IT'S OK, THOUGH.
THERE'S SO MUCH DRAMA HERE.
THESE *** ARE CRAZY.
I'M REALLY TRYING TO CALM MY NERVES
BY LOOKING ON THE OUTSIDE IN,
BECAUSE I REALLY AM PSYCHO.
LIKE, Y'ALL REALLY DON'T KNOW.
THIS HOUSE AIN'T [BLEEP] TO ME.
DON'T TOUCH HER.
TELL THEM TO STOP.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
[ALL SHOUTING]
COME ON, ***.
[SHOUTING]
GET OFF OF ME. GET OFF OF ME.
Man: LET GO. LET GO. LET GO. LET GO.
AAH!
IT'S THE BAD GIRLS CLUB.
IT'S THE BAD GIRLS CLUB, YOU ***.
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