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>> I CHEATED ON YOU.
>> CRYSTAL GETS WHAT
CRYSTAL WANTS.
PLUS --
>> IT WAS A ONE-TIME AFFAIR
AND EVER SINCE THEN SHE'S
BEEN TRYING TO SPLIT US UP
IN EVERY WAY SHE CAN.
>> HE SLEPT WITH HER LAST
NIGHT, JERRY.
>> THEY'RE HERE TO SAY
HANDS OFF MY LOVER.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A DUDE.
>> MOVE A LITTLE QUICKER.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
and UNIVERSAL TELEVISION]
JERRY: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
HEY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU KNOW, THE TITLE OF
TODAY'S SHOW IS HANDS OFF
MY LOVER, BUT MY -- OOH.
BUT MY FIRST GUEST DOESN'T
EVEN KNOW SHE'S GOING TO BE
SAYING HANDS OFF MY LOVER.
SHE KNOWS SHE'S HERE
BECAUSE HER HUSBAND HAS
SOMETHING TO TELL HER.
MY GUESS IS THAT'S HOW
SHE'LL FEEL WHEN SHE FINDS
OUT HER BEST FRIEND HAD IS
ALSO HER ROOMMATE HAS BEEN
SLEEPING WITH HER HUSBAND.
LET'S BRING HER OUT NOW.
LET'S WELCOME CRYSTAL TO
THE SHOW.
JERRY: CRYSTAL, WELCOME TO
THE SHOW.
>> HI.
JERRY: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> WELL, MY HUSBAND HAS TO
CONFRONT ME ABOUT SOMETHING
ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP, AND
I HAVE A FEELING THAT HE'S
CHEATING ON ME, AND I'M
HERE TO TELL HIM I'M GOING
TO BEAT HIS *** AND HERS.
JRRY: HOW IS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR
HUSBAND?
>> LATELY IT'S BEEN KIND OF
GOOD.
JERRY: HOW LONG YOU BEEN
MARRIED TO HIM?
>> FOUR YEARS.
JERRY: CHILDREN?
>> TWO.
JERRY: WOW.
AND YOU THINK HE'S CHEATING
ON YOU?
>> YEAH.
JERRY: AND IF HE IS YOU'RE
GOING TO WHOOP HIS --
>> MM-HMM.
JERRY: WELL, LET'S FIND
OUT.
MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO SAY
MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE DON'T
KNOW.
HERE HE IS, YOUR HUSBAND
MARK.
JERRY: MARK, YOU'VE BEEN
OUTSIDE THE STUDIO SO YOU
HAVEN'T HEARD WHAT'S
EMPLOYING ON BUT YOU KNOW
YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE
GOING TO APPARENTLY TELL
YOUR WIFE SOMETHING.
FIRST OF ALL, HOW IS YOUR
MARRIAGE?
>> I LOVE MY WIFE A LOT.
WE HAVE TWO CHILDREN
TOGETHER.
I LOVE HER TO DEATH.
JERRY: WHAT IS IT THAT YOU
WANT TO SAY TO HER?
>> CRYSTAL, I TO COME
CLEAN.
I'VE CHEATED ON YOU.
>> YOU'RE OUT!
[BEEP].
YOU'RE OUT!
>> WHERE IS SHE?
>> SHE'S HERE TODAY.
>> I WANT TO MEET HER.
JERRY: OK.
LET'S BRING OUT THIS PERSON
THAT YOU'RE HAVING AN
AFFAIR WITH.
HERE IS -- AND YOU KNOW
HER.
HERE IS TASHA.
JERRY: TASHA, YOU'RE THEIR
ROOMMATE?
>> MM-HMM.
YES, I AM.
JERRY: WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING
WITH HER HUSBAND?
>> FROM THE SIMPLE FACT
THAT I JUST GOT OUT OF A
RELATIONSHIP THAT WAS
BROKEN.
SHE WAS CHEATING ON HIM
WITH HIS COUSIN.
SHE WAS ALWAYS GONE.
YOU KNOW, I WAS HOME ALL
TIME.
HE WAS HOME ALL THE TIME.
WE BECAME PRETTY GOOD
FRIENDS AND IT HAPPENED.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT
HAPPENED?
THAT YOU'RE A ***?
>> A ***.
HOLD UP.
HOLD UP.
>> YOU LISTEN HERE, ***.
[BEEP].
***!
JERRY: WHY DON'T YOU TWO --
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY TO
HER?
>> I WANT HER OUT OF MY
HOUSE.
WE GET BACK TO THE HOUSE,
YOU DON'T HAVE 24 HOURS.
YOU HAVE ONE [BEEP] HOUR TO
PACK YOUR [BEEP] AND GET
OUT OF THE HOUSE.
NO, BETTER YET, ***.
YOU STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE.
I'LL THROW YOUR [BEEP] OUT
FOR YOU.
PLEASE.
JERRY: WHAT'S GOING TO
HAPPEN TO THIS MARRIAGE
NOW?
>> HE'S GOING TO BE TESTED
FOR AIDS.
>> I THINK YOU BETTER GET
TESTED FOR AIDS SLEEPING
WITH THAT NASTY *** HORN
DOG YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING
WITH, ***.
JERRY: LET'S SAY HE PASSES
THE TEST.
WHAT'S WITH THE MARRIAGE?
>> WE'RE GOING TO SEEK
COUNSELING, BECAUSE WE DO
HAVE TWO CHILDREN TOGETHER.
JERRY: MARK, ANYTHING YOU
WANTED TO SAY TO YOUR WIFE?
ARE YOU APOLOGIZING?
YOU'RE SITTING HERE CAUSING
THIS.
DO YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE?
I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T MEAN
IT, DON'T DO IT BECAUSE I'M
ASKING.
>> I MEAN, IT BUT LIKE I
SAY IT'S THE ONLY TIME I
EVER DID IT --
>> AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
YOU CHEATED ON HIM NOW?
>> I DON'T LAY ON MY BACK
MORE OFTEN THAN YOU DO?
>> OH, HONEY.
I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A LONG
TIME, THANK YOU.
>> OH, PLEASE.
LAST NIGHT?
>> LAST NIGHT I DID NOT
HAVE SEX.
>> NO.
LAST NIGHT IN THE HOTEL.
[BEEP].
JERRY: MARK, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO SAY TO TASHA?
>> I THINK TASHA --
JERRY: YOU TALK TO TASHA.
>> YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD
FRIEND TO ME.
WHAT WE DID, WE TALKED
ABOUT IT.
I DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE I
LOVED YOU.
I DIDN'T DO IT BECAUSE --
>> THEN WHY?q
>> BECAUSE I NEEDED
COMFORT.
I'M SORRY.
YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR ME.
YOU'RE OUT WITH MY COUSIN.
>> I GOT HIT IN MY EYE.
I'M NOT CRYING.
JERRY: YOU'D LIKE TO SEEK
SOME COUNSELING TO KEEP THE
MARRIAGE TOGETHER AND
YOU'RE NOT SURE YOU WANT TO
KEEP THE MARRIAGE TOGETHER.
OK.
NEXT RICHARD SAYS HIS
ROOMMATE NOT ONLY STOLE HIS
WIFE BUT RUINED THE LIVES
OF THEIR CHILDREN.
WE'LL
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
IF YOU JUST JOINED US, MY
GUESTS TODAY ARE HERE TO
CONFRONT PEOPLE THEY SAY
ARE TRYING TO STEAL THEIR
LOVE.
PLEASE MEET AMANDA.
AMANDA'S HUSBAND IS HERE TO
CONFRONT THEIR ROOMMATE BUT
FIRST, AMANDA, WHAT IS
GOING ON?
>> WELL, MY ROOMMATE REALLY
BELIEVES HE IS IN LOVE WITH
ME.
WE DATED FOR A LITTLE
WHILE.
WE BROKE UP, AND I TOLD HIM
HE'S GOT TO GO.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO LISTEN,
SO MY HUSBAND AND I ARE
HERE TO TELL HIM HE'S GOT
TO LEAVE.
JERRY: WHY DID YOU START
MESSING WITH HIM?
>> ACTUALLY MY HUSBAND AND
I HAD BROKE UP FOR A WHISME
HE HAD HAD A FIGHT AT A
MOTEL WHEN WE WERE IN
KENTUCKY FOR TWO DAYS.
D.S.S. CAME AND REVIEWED
THE CHILDREN BECAUSE OF IT,
SO I THREW MY HUSBAND OUT.
JERRY: I SEE, AND THEN YOU
GOT THE CHILDREN BACK?
>> I GET THEM BACK NEXT
FRIDAY.
JERRY: OK.
BUT NOW YOU'RE BACK WITH
YOUR HUSBAND?
>> RIGHT.
>> AND THINGS ARE GOING
GOOD?
>> YEAH.
WE'VE WORKED THING OUT.
JERRY: YOU HAVE NO INTEREST
IN THIS OTHER GUY.
>> NONE AT ALL.
>> EVEN THOUGH HE'S STILL
LIVING THERE?
>> NO.
NONE AT ALL.
JERRY: OK.
HERE'S RALPH.
LET'S MEET RALPH.
>> I WANT YOU TO KNOW I
LOVE YOU, EXINT TO BE WITH
YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU
DECIDE, I'LL BE HERE FOR
YOU.
>> I CAN'T BE WITH YOU.
JERRY: RALPH, YOU KNO
SHE'S MARRIED.
>> YES, I KNOW, AND WHEN WE
GOT TOGETHER RICK WAS NOT
THERE, SO -- AND IN THE
PROCESS I FELL IN LOVE WITH
HER, AND I WANT TO BE WITH
HER.
>> BUT YOU KNOW I WAS GIVEN
A CHOICE.
IT WAS YOU OR MY KIDS.
>> YES, I KNOW THAT AND I
UNDERSTAND THAT.
THAT'S WHY I FOUND AN
ALTERNATE PLACE TO STAY.
JERRY: IS THAT THE REASON
YOU'RE LEAVING HIM IS
BECAUSE OF THE KIDS?
>> NO.
MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR TWO YEARS.
WE'VE BEEN -- WE'VE
ACTUALLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR
14.
JERRY: OH, I SEE.
SO YOU --
>> WE HAVE THREE KIDS
TOGETHER.
WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE ANOTHER
ONE.
JERRY: LET'S MEET HIM NOW.
HERE IS YOUR HUSBAND.
HIS NAME IS RICHARD.
HERE IS RICHARD.
>> FIX YOUR SHIRT.
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
>> STAY IN YOUR SEAT.
JERRY: SOMEONE GETS KNOCKED
OVER AND YOU CALL JERRY.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
RICHARD, HOW DOES THIS
SITUATION ARISE?
YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU HAVE
SOMEONE ELSE WHO HAS BEEN
SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE AT
LEAST DURING SOME PART OF
THAT.
>> HE'S NEVER SLEPT WITH MY
WIFE.
HE THINKS HE HAS FEEL HE'S
GOT IT IN HIS HEAD HE HAS.
>> I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH
AMANDA.
>> THEN WHY ARE YOU GOING
AROUND TELLING EVERYBODY
THAT THIS KID RIGHT HERE IS
YOURS?
>> I HAVE NOT TOLD ANYBODY
THAT.
THAT CHILD IS NOT MAIN.
WHO HAVE I TOLD?
>> SHE THINKS YOU'RE TRASH.
>> OH, YEAH.
OK.
I'M NOT THE ONE GOING
AROUND WHO BEATS MY WIFE
AND I'M TRASH.
>> SIT DOWN, MAN.
FIX YOUR SHOE WHEN YOU SIT
DOWN.
>> STAY IN YOUR SEAT.
>> YOU'D THINK AFTER TWO
GOOD BEATINGS THE GUY WOULD
LEAVE.
>> YEAH.
AND YOU KNOW WHY I NEVER
FOUGHT BACK BECAUSE SHE
DIDN'T WANT ME TO, BECAUSE
--
>> [BEEP].
>> OH, BECAUSE SOCIAL
SERVICES WOULD HAVE LOOKED
AT IT AS HAVING B-52 --
>> BECAUSE YOU WENT DOWN TO
BANINGER AND SAID I WAS
BEATING HER.
I WAS A GOOD 20 FEET AWAY
FROM HER WHEN I WAS ARGUING
WITH HER.
>> I NEVER WENT DOWN THERE
AND SAID --
>> CINDY WILL VOW.
>> FINE.
WE'LL TALK TO HER WHEN WE
--
>> COME ON.
LET'S GO.
SIT DOWN.
SIT DOWN.
JERRY: RICHARD, IT'S --
IT'S JUST MY OBSERVATION
BUT I DON'T THINK THIS
COUNSELING IS HELPING.
I MEAN, YOU LOSE YOUR
TEMPER EASILY AND, YOU
KNOW, CONSTANTLY GETTING
ANGRY AND SWINGING AT
SOMEBODY WHO NOT A WAY TO
GET THE KIDS BACK.
>> I PERSONALLY DON'T
REALLY LIKE PEOPLE WHO
THINK THEY'RE POSSESSED BY
A DEMON LIKE HE DOES.
>> OK.
JERRY: YOU THINK YOU'RE
POSSESSED?
>> NO, I'M NOT.
>> HE'S EVEN PUT ON THIS
LITTLE THING WITH ONE OF
OUR FRIENDS THINKING HE'S
GOT THIS DEMON INSIDE OF
HIM.
JERRY: AMANDA WHAT IS YOUR
RELATIONSHIP NOW?
>> WE'LL STAY FRIENDS.
THESE TWO DEFINITELY NEED
TO KEEP SEPARATED.
JERRY: YOU'LL STAY FRIENDS?
>> WE'LL STAY FRIENDS.
JERRY: OK.
UP NEXT, TINA HAS NO IDEA
THAT HER COUSIN HAS BEEN
TRYING TO DESTROY THE
SEVEN-YEAR RELATIONSHIP SHE
HAS WITH HER BOYFRIEND.
STAY WITH US.
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
IF YOU JUST JOINED US, MY
GUESTS TODAY ARE HERE TO
CONFRONT PEOPLE THEY SAY
ARE TRYING TO STEAL THEIR
LOVERS.
NOW I WANT TO YOU MEET
PHILIP.
HE SAYS HIS GIRLFRIEND'S
COUSIN WON'T STOP TRYING TO
STEAL HIM AWAY.
PHILIP, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WELL, BASICALLY ME AND
MY GIRLFRIEND HAD SEPARATED
ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO AND
WE HAD -- ME AND HER COUSIN
HAD AN AFFAIR, AND MY
GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT IT AND I'M BASICALLY
HERE TO COME CLEAN ABOUT
THAT TO HER AND EVER SINCE
THE AFFAIR SHE'S BEEN
BASICALLY NOT STALKING ME
BUT SHE'S BEEN TRYING TO
SPLIT US UP.
SHE'S BEEN HAVING HER
EX-BOYFRIENDS CALL AND
HARASS ME.
SHE -- LIKE JUST BACKSTAGE
SHE THREW A GLASS BOTTLE OF
JUICE AT MY HEAD AND IF I
DIDN'T DUCK IT WOULD HAVE
SMASHED ME RIGHT IN THE
HEAD.
SHE'S BEEN DOING --
JERRY: THIS WAS BACKSTAGE?
>> THIS WAS BACKSTAGE.
JERRY: DID SHE BREAK OUR
BOTTLE?
WAIT.
STOP THE SHOW.
SO SHE -- OH, SO THIS IS --
THIS IS -- YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S COUSIN.
>> IT'S TO THE POINT WHERE
I'M BASICALLY HERE TO TELL
HER -- I'M HERE TO TELL HER
COUSIN TO STAY OUT OF MY
LIFE.
I'M PUTTING A RESTRAINEDING
ORDER ON HER.
I WANT HER OUT OF MY LIFE
AND THAT'S BASICALLY IT.
JERRY: SO IT WAS A --
>> A ONE-TIME AFFAIR AND
EVER SINCE THEN SHE'S BEEN
TRYING TO SPLIT US UP IN
EVERY WAY SHE CAN.
JERRY: AND YOU WANT TO BE
BACK WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
>> ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND
AREN'T TOGETHER.
WE WERE BACK TOGETHER AND I
HAVEN'T TOLD HER SINCE
WE'VE BEEN BACK ABOUT THE
AFFAIR SO --
JERRY: WELL, LET'S HOPE SHE
HANGS IN THERE.
LET'S BRING HER OUT.
HER NAME IS TINA, RIGHT?
>> HERE'S TEEN.
-- TEENIA.
JERRY: TINA, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW.
WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
BEEN TOGETHER?HAVE YOU
>> LIKE SEVEN YEARS OFF AND
ON.
JERRY: AND HOW WOULD YOU
DESCRIBE IT?
DO YOU LOVE HIM?
>>H, I DO.
OUR RELATIONSHIP IS KIND OF
ROCKY.
LIKE WE HAVE OUR GOOD DAYS,
WE HAVE OUR BAD DAYS BUT
THEY'RE MOSTLY BAD.
JERRY: THEY'VE BEEN BAD
LATELY?
>> YEAH.
JERRY: YOU SEEM UNHAPPY
NOW.
>> ME?
UNHAPPY?
JERRY: OH, YOU'RE FINE.
>> FINE.
JERRY: WHEN THINGS GET
ROUGH YOU JUST BEAT HELL
OUT OF HIM?
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO?
AUDIENCE: JERRY.
JERRY.
JERRY.
JERRY.
JERRY!
>> I'M JUST BEING SILLY
TODAY.
YOU'LL EXCUSE ME.
OK.
SEVEN YEARS TOGETHER.
YOU LOVE EACH OTHER VERY
MUCH AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE
HERE BECAUSE HE WANTS TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING, AND YOU
LOVE HER?
>> YES, I DO.
JERRY: GO AHEAD.
TALK TO HER THEN.
>> WELL, BASICALLY WHEN WE
LOST CONTACT ABOUT THREE OR
FOUR YEARS AGO WHEN WE
FOUND EACH OTHER AGAIN ME
AND LONIA WERE TOGETHER AND
--
>> IN WHAT WAY TOGETHER?
>> WELL, WHEN WE STARTED
TALKING, WE HAD A
RELATIONSHIP FOR ABOUT A
WEEK AND WE WERE TOGETHER.
>> WELL, THERE'S DIFFERENT
LEVELS OF INTIMACY.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> WE HAD SEX.
>> ALL RIGHT.
ALL THIS TIME WE'VE BEEN
CHILLING IN CHICAGO AND YOU
GUYS HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE
LIKE Y'ALL ARE BUDDY BUDDY
WITH ME.
[BEEP].
EXCUSE ME.
AND YOU ALL BEEN LIKE
HAVING THIS LITTLE SECRET
GOING ON, WHATEVER?
>> WELL --
>> AND ANOTHER THING IS
THAT YOU GUYS -- LIKE
SHE'LL FOLLOW YOU AROUND
AND STUFF.
LIKE I NOTICE A LITTLE BIT
OF FLIRTING BUT IT WILL
TURN INTO ANGER.
IS THAT LIKE A LITTLE PLAN
LIKE, OK, LET'S THROW HER
OFF SO SHE WON'T THINK
WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER?
>> WELL, BASICALLY I'VE
BEEN HIDING IT.
WE HAVEN'T SAID ANYTHING.
IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE I'M
PUT INTO A SITUATION LIKE
I'M BEING BLACKMAILED INTO
BEING WITH HER AND
BASICALLY BEING ABUSED BY
HER NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.
SHE THREW A BOTTLE AT ME.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW
MUCH FURTHER IT'S GOING TO
GO.
JERRY: HEY, GUYS CAN BE
ABUSED.
>> SHE'S BEEN CAUSING MANY
ARGUMENTS BETWEEN US.
YOU KNOW THAT.
EVERY TIME WHEN WE'RE
TOGETHER, WHAT DOES SHE DO?
WE'RE WALKING DOWN THE
STREET, WE CAN'T EVEN HOLD
HANDS BECAUSE SHE HAS TO
STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF US.
I HAD TO WALK BEHIND YOU
TWO BECAUSE SHE HAD TO
STAND IN THE MIDDLE.
SHE HAS TO BE IN THE
MIDDLE.
SHE HAS TO STAND IN BETWEEN
US ALL THE TIME.
JERRY: WE'LL MEET HER WHEN
WE COME BACK.
WE'LL TAKE A BREAK.
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
IF YOU JUST JOINED US,
PHILIP HAS CONFESSED TO HIS
LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND TINA
THAT THREE YEARS AGO HE HAD
AN AFFAIR WITH HER COUSIN
LONIA.
HE SAYS THAT HE REGRETS
THAT.
HE STILL LOVES TINA.
WHAT'S CONCERNING HIM NOW
IS, ONE, THAT HE KEPT IT A
SECRET FOR THIS LONG, BUT,
TWO, THAT LONIA, THE WOMAN
HE HAD THE AFFAIR WITH
ISN'T LEAVING HIM ALONE.
HE'S CLAIMING SHE IS TRYING
TO BREAK UP THE
RELATIONSHIP.
HE WANTS HIM BACK.
HE'S CLAIMING HE DOESN'T
WANT ANY PART OF THAT.
HERE IS YOUR COUSIN LONIA.
>> ACTUALLY MY BEST FRIEND.
JERRY: LONIA.
AUDIENCE: BOO.
JERRY: I THOUGHT YOU WERE
COUSINS.
SHE CORRECTED THEY THAT
YOU'RE BEST FRIENDS.
IF YOU'RE B FRIENDS, WHY
WOULD YOU --
>> BECAUSE WE HAD SEX LAST
MONTH.
AND YOU -- IF YOU THINK
HE'S GOING BACK TO INDIANA
--
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
WAIT A SECOND.
WHY DID YOU GO AFTER --
>> BECAUSE HE SLEPT WITH
HER LAST NIGHT, JERRY.
>> HOLD UP.
BOTH YOU ALL ABOUT READY TO
GET [BEEP] RIGHT NOW.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
MOVED YOUR CHAIR BACK
BECAUSE IF MY FIST GOES
THROUGH, IT'S HITTING YOU
TOO AND YOU.
>> IT AIN'T GOING TO HIT
ME.
>> IT AIN'T GOING TO HIT
YOU?
IT AIN'T GOING TO HIT YOU?
SO WHERE WERE YOU LAST
NIGHT?
I WANT TO HEAR IT FROM YOUR
MOUTH.
>> I WAS WITH HER.
>> WITH WHO?
WHO IS HER?
>> WITH TASHA.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE NOTHING
TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
>> NO.
WHY DO I COME INTO MY ROOM
DAYTON -- I COME INTO MY
ROOM LAST NIGHT.
I HAD SHAVING CREAM ALL
OVER --
>> SHAVING CREAM?
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
>> I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT.
>> LET GO!
>> SIT DOWN.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT.
SIT DOWN NOW.
SIT DOWN.
DON'T SWING AT A WOMAN.
>> STAY IN YOUR SEATS.
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
JERRY: LET'S NOT GET YOU
GUYS IN A FIGHT.
OK.
YOU SLEPT WITH -- YOU WERE
LAST NIGHT WITH THIS OTHER
WOMAN FROM THE OTHER STORY
TASHA.
>> DON'T TALK ABOUT IT LIKE
YOU'RE PROUD.
JERRY: AND YOU'RE BLAMING
IT ON HER.
WHAT DID SHE DO?
>> I ACCEPT MY
RESPONSIBILITI.
I WAS WITH HER LAST NIGHT.
>> ANOTHER *** -- [BEEP].
>> HAVE A SEAT.
CUFF A SEAT FOR A MINUTE?
JERRY: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
STAY WITH US.
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
IN A MOMENT OF CALM HERE,
YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE HURT
BECAUSE --
>> ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
JERRY: YEAH.
>> I'M SORRY.
JERRY: THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND OF
SEVEN YEARS.
>> THAT AIN'T A BOYFRIEND.
THAT'S A BUNCH OF ***.
JERRY: FIRST OF ALL, WHERE
DO YOU -- I'M NOT EXCUSING
FOR A SECOND WHAT HE DID
LAST NIGHT, OK?
BUT THAT ASIDE, WHERE DO
YOU ENTER THE PICTURE?
THOSE TWO ARE AN ITEM.
IF HE'S BEEN UNFAITHL,
THAT'S BETWEEN THOSE TWO TO
DEAL WITH.
WHY ARE YOU IN THE PICTURE?
>> BECAUSE HE'S SUPPOSED TO
BE WITH ME.
AND HE'S GOING AROUND --
>> WHY IS THAT, LONIA?
>> BECAUSE HE SAID HE DON'T
GO WITH YOU.
>> OH, REALLY?
IS THAT TRUE, PHILIP?
>> NO.
IT'S NOT TRUE.
>> WHY SHOULD YOU BE WITH
HIM AND NOT ME?
WHO ARE YOU SUPERGIRL GOING
AROUND FIXING EVERYBODY'S
RELATIONSHIPS?
>> JERRY, WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT WAS -- I WENT
INTO MY HOTEL ROOM.
MY JACKET, MY CLOTHES,
EVERYTHING WAS SOAKED.
I HAD SHAVING CREAM ALL
OVER EVERYTHING.
I BELIEVE HER THAT SHE DID
NOT DO IT BUT SHE DID KNOW
WHO DID IT AND I DID FIND
OUT THAT IT WAS HER BECAUSE
SOMEBODY ELSE ALSO SAW HER
GO INTO MY ROOM.
SHE GOT KEY TO MY HOTEL.
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DID
IT.
JERRY: DID YOU WONDER WHY
SHDD IT?
>> I REALLY DIDN'T CARE TO
TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
IT WAS MY [BEEP].
JERRY: WHY DID YOU DO IT?
>> I DIDN'T DO IT, JERRY.
>> SHE DID IT.
SHE DID IT.
>> HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> BECAUSE SOMEBODY NEXT
DOOR -- THEY WERE GOING OUT
OF THE ELEVATOR SAW YOU GO
INTO MY ROOM.
JERRY: LET'S ASSUME SHE DID
IT JUST FOR DISCUSSION.
IF SHE DID IT, WHY WOULD
YOUR RESPONSE BE, OH, OK, I
THINK I'LL SLEEP WITH
SOMEONE FROM THE OTHER
SHOW?
>> THAT WASN'T MY RESPONSE
TO THIS.
>> NOTHING HAPPENED LAST
NIGHT.
YOU WERE IN MY ROOM AND
THAT WAS IT.
JERRY: AND WHY ARE YOU
ANGRY WITH HER?
>> THE ONLY THING IS SHE
CAME OUT HERE STARTING THIS
STUFF WITH YOU.
I DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO
SAY WHETHER WE HAD SEX OR
NOT.
I SAID I SPENT THE NIGHT IN
YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT.
I DIDN'T SAY I HAD SEX WITH
YOU.
>> WHAT ELSE DID YOU SAY TO
ME THIS MORNING?
THAT YOU WAS TRYING TO JUMP
HIS [BEEP].
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
NO.
I DON'T THINK SO.
>> YOU DON'T THINK SO?
YOU DON'T THINK SO.
WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT ROOM
LAST NIGHT AFTER THAT MOVIE
WENT OFF, AFTER THAT TV
SHUT OFF?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?
>> I TOLD YOU NO 30 TIMES I
SAID NO TO YOU.
>> YOU WERE SITTING THERE.
YOU WERE PULLING ME ON TOP
OF YOU.
YOU HAD ME --
>> [BEEP].
WHY DIDN'T YOU LEAVE?
IF SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO
MAKE YOU DO SOMETHING, YOU
WALK LIKE THIS.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
I'D A NOTE FROM YOU SAYING
I BORROWED A *** FRIDAY
MET SOMEBODY TONIGHT.
THAT'S WHY I WENT TO HER
ROOM.
>> YOU WAS IN A ROOM WITH
***.
YOU WERE IN THE ROOM BEFORE
THAT.
DON'T TALK TO ME, ALL
RIGHT?
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
LET ME TAKE ONE THING AT A
TIME.
HOLD ON.
HOLD O. HE IS SAYING -- LET
ME TRY TO --
>> QUIET.
QUIET.
JERRY: ALL RIGHT.
VERY CALMLY NOW, HE IS
SAYING --
>> VERY CALMLY MY ***.
HE IS --
JERRY: LISTEN TO MY
QUESTION.
HE IS SAYING HE CAME BACK
TO THE ROOM AND FOUND A
NOTE FROM YOU SAYING YOU
WERE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
IS THAT TRUE?
>> THAT'S TRUE.
I LEFT THE NOTE.
YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO
PUSH THIS ***'S BUTTONS
BUT I AIN'T NO ***.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO SWEAR TO
YOU BUT I'M NOT A ***.
I KNOW HOW TO PUSH HIS
BUTTONS.
I HAVE KNOWN HIM SINCE I
WAS 8 YEARS OLD.
JERRY: YOU LEFT A NOTE
SAYING YOU WERE WITH SOME
OTHER GUY?
>> NO.
I SAID I MET SOMEBODY ELSE
LAST NIGHT AND ALL I HAD TO
DO WAS BORROW A *** FROM
HIS --
JERRY: OK.
SO HE HAD REASON TO BELIEVE
THAT PERHAPS YOU WERE WITH
SOMEONE ELSE?
>> HE WAS WITH -- HE WAS
WITH HER BEFORE THAT.
>> PLUS SHE TOLD ME THESE
TO WERE IN THE CAR WITH
SOMEBODY ELSE THAT THEY
DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT THEY
--
JERRY: HERE'S WHAT I WANT
TO KNOW RIGHT NOW.
OK.
LET ME JUST SAY THIS.
OK.
HE -- I'M NOT SAYING WHAT
HE DID WAS RIGHT, BUT HE
HAD SOME REASON TO BELIEVE
YOU WERE WITH ANOTHER WOMAN
-- ANOTHER GUY.
>> HE WAS WITH HER BEFORE
THAT.
JERRY: BUT I WANT TO KNOW
WHY YOU WENT AFTER HER?
HOW ARE YOU IN THIS STORY?
>> HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO
GET HER TO KICK MY ***
AFTER THE SHOW.
JERRY: WHO?
>> HER.
JERRY: DID YOU SAY THAT --
>> YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE
GOING TO BEAT HER *** ON
THE SHOW.
JERRY: WHEN WE COME BACK,
WE'LL HAVE QUESTIONS FROM
THE AUDIENCE.
JERRY: WELCOME BACK.
>> I'D LIKE TO KNOW IF --
IF LONIA IS REALLY A MAN.
YOU LOOK LIKE A DUDE.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A DUDE!
AUDIENCE: JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY,
JERRY!
JERRY: WHOA.
I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WAS
GOING TO GET HER.
HEY, TODD, MOVE A LITTLE
QUICKER.
SHE WAS -- I WAS STARTING
TO GO -- DOES ANYONE HAVE A
FRIENDLYIER QUESTION?
>> I GOT A QUESTION FOR
THIS GUY HERE.
CAN YOU DEFEND YOURSELF,
MAN?
>> CAN I DEFEND MYSELF?
YEAH, BUT I DON'T HIT A
WOMAN, FIRST OF ALL, AND
SHE WAS IN MY FACE.
SHE WAS IN MY FACE.
SHE PUT HER HAND ON ME.
I HAVE A RIGHT TO PUSH
SOMEBODY BACK IF SOMEBODY
IS ATTACKING ME.
ANYBODY HAS A RIGHT.
SHE'S NO WOMAN.
SHE'S NO WOMAN.
SHE'S -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
THE [BEEP] SHE IS.
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
>> WHIPPED A BOTTLE AT MY
HEAD.
THAT'S NO WOMAN.
IF SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DO
THAT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
ELSE SHE'S CAPABLE OF.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
SHE'S CAPABLE OF.
WHAT ELSE IS SHE CAPABLE
OF?
>> WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS
THE LADY IN THE BLACK
DRESS, I WANT TO KNOW IF
SHE WANTS TO KEEP THE
RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS
OTHER GUY BECAUSE MAYBE
THERE'S A POSSIBILITY --
>> THERE IS NO RELATIONSHIP
WITH THIS OTHER GUY.
>> WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE
FRIENDS WITH HIM IF IT'S
CAUSING SO MANY PROBLEMS?
>> WE GREW UP TOGETHER.
>> BEEN FRIENDS FOR YEARS.
>> YEAH, BUT IT'S CAUSING
PROBLEMS WITH HER HUSBAND,
THOUGH.
>> NO, IT'S NOT.
>> OBVIOUSLY.
JERRY: HOW DO YOU FEEL --
THAT'S A FAIR YES.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT --
LET'S ASSUME IT'S NOT GOING
TO BE *** AT ALL.
>> IT WAS NEVER WAS.
JERRY: OK.
IT WASN'T.
AND THEY'VE BEEN LIFE LONG
FRIENDS SINCE THEY WERE
CHILDREN.
HOW ABOUT THE IDEA THAT
YOUR WIFE IS STILL FRIENDLY
WITH HIM?
>> PERSONALLY I THINK I
SHOULD GIVE HIM A PAIR OF
CEMENT BOOTS.
JERRY: WELL, DO YOU HAVE A
RIGHT TO CHOOSE YOUR WIFE'S
FRIENDS?
>> I DO WHEN HE'S SAYING
THAT HE'S SLEEPING WITH MY
WIFE AND SAYING SHE'S
PREGNANT WITH IT.
>> I HAVE NOT EVEN SAID I
SLEPT WITH HER.
>> THIS IS TO YOU, RICHARD.
RICHARD, YOUR WIFE CHOSE
YOU, YOU HAVE THREE KIDS,
ONE ON THE WAY.
SHE'S TELLING YOU SHE
DIDN'T SLEEP WITH THE MAN.
WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?
>> BECAUSE THE GUY DOESN'T
KNOW HOW TO GET LOST.
HE'S BEEN TOLD TWICE.
HE'S GOT A GOOD *** KICKING
TWICE.
>> BUT SHE SAYS SHE WANTS
YOU.
THESE OTHER PEOPLE.
THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS LIKE
A BLIZZARD.
THEY DIDN'T SLEEP TOGETHER.
SHE TOLD YOU THAT.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST BELIEVE
HER AND MOVE ON.
WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?
>> I BELIEVE HER.
I DON'T TRUST HIM.
>> HE ONLY CAME TO HER WHEN
YOU WERE GONE TO MAYBE TAKE
CARE OF HER.
YOU WERE GONE.
IS THAT NOT RIGHT?
HE CAME AND HE WAS WATCHING
OUT FOR HER.
HE SAID HE LOVED HER, NEVER
SLEPT WITH HER.
YOU'RE WRONG, BUDDY.
>> IT'S BECAUSE HE'S
CROSSING BOUNDARIES.
IF SOMEBODY WENT UP TO YOUR
WIFE AND SAID I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOU AND I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOUR HUSBAND SAYS, HOW
ARE YOU GOING TO REACT?
>> HONEY, LISTEN, YOU CHOSE
HIM.
HE SHOULD KNOW THAT NOW.
WHY IS HE SO ANGRY AND THEN
YOUR KIDS GET TAKEN AWAY?
>> YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M
SO ANGRY?
BECAUSE I FRIEND OF MINE
TOLD ME, AND I WILL HAVE
HER FACE HIM FACE-TO-FACE
TO SAY IT.
SHE TOLD ME THAT HE SAID IF
IT CAME BETWEEN MY WIFE AND
MY KIDS -- OF US GETTING MY
KIDS BACK IF IT WAS HIM OR
THE KIDS, HE SAID TOO BAD
FOR THE KIDS.
>> NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN WHY
HAVE I ALREADY FOUND AN
ALTERNATE PLACE TO STAY IN
OOH FOUND AN ALTERNATE
PLACE TO STAY BECAUSE I GOT
SO [BEEP] INTO KICKING YOUR
***.
JERRY: I'LL BE BACK WITH A
FINAL THOUGHT.
STAY WITH US.
TAKE THIS
OPPORTUNITY FOR THANK YOU
ALL FOR BEING ON THE SHOW.
I HOPE YOU CAN EITHER FIND
PEACE IN YOUR CURRENT
RELATIONSHIPS OR ARE ABLE
TO MOVE ON TO SOMEBODY
ELSE, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE HAPPY
WITH THIS KIND OF VIOLENCE
CONSTANTLY INVADING YOUR
EMOTIONS AND YOUR FEELINGS
ABOUT EACH OTHER.
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR
YOU.
I REALLY DO.
YOU KNOW, WE CALL IT
CHEATING BECAUSE THE
ASSUMPTION IS EITHER BY VOW
IF IT'S MARRIAGE OR
UNDERSTANDING THAT THE
PARTIES ARE MITTED TO EACH
OTHER THAT THERE'S
SOMETHING SPECIAL AND
EXCLUSIVE BETWEEN EACH
OTHER, THAT THEY WILL IN
FACT BE FAITHFUL TO EACH
OTHER.
TO VIOLATE THAT BOND, THAT
PACT IS CHEATING AND SOFTEN
THE INFIDELITY IS NOT THAT
SURPRISING.
OH, THE CHEATED UPON
PARTNER IS OFTEN HURT AND
SHOCKED THAT THIS COULD
HAVE HAPPENED BUT THAT
SHOCK IS AS MANY TIMES IS
NOT A FUNCTION OF A
SHATTERED WISH FULFILLMENT
WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS THAT
THE HURT PARTNER VEN
VISIONED A RELATIONSHIP
WHERE BOTH PARTIES WERE
EQUAL TO EACH OTHER BUT
THAT IS NOT THE TRUTH AND
REALITY.
BECAUSE AS WE SAW TODAY,
THE PARTNERS DO NOT LOVE
EACH OTHER EQUALLY AND WHEN
THAT IS THE CIRCUMSTANCE,
THE ODDS ARE REASONABLY
GOOD THAT THE ONE WHO
REALLY ISN'T AS COMMITTED
IS LIKELY AT SOME POINT TO
BE UNFAITHFUL.
THE LESSON HERE BEING, IN
ENTERING A RELATIONSHIP OF
COURSE YOU FIRST HAVE TO
KNOW HOW YOU FEEL YOURSELF.
BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.
DO YOU REALLY KNOW HOW
DEEPLY YOUR LOVER FEELS?
IT'S BETTER TO KNOW NOW
BECAUSE YOU'RE BOUND TO