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KASPARIAN: Right now, we're going to unfold Heidi Montag's clothes and show you what her
plastic surgery outcome is. Now, the reason why I love this story is because Jesus has
a very strong opinion on it. >> MANKIEWICZ: Okay.
>> KASPARIAN: Okay. So this is her before and after shot. It's in People Magazine. Yeah.
So, again, she spent $30,000 to have 10 procedures done in one day. She had everything you can
imagine done... >> MANKIEWICZ: I can't imagine she really
had to pay for it. >> KASPARIAN: I don't know. I can't imagine
that it was only $30,000. Plastic surgery... >> MANKIEWICZ: Well, she didn't have--yeah,
but she didn't have major stuff done if you can do 10 things in one day.
>> KASPARIAN: Right. >> MANKIEWICZ: Right. They weren't like--I
mean, she didn't have a--you know, nose job. >> KASPARIAN: She did have a nose job.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Really? >> KASPARIAN: Yeah.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Oh, never mind. >> KASPARIAN: Let me tell you exactly what
she did. >> MANKIEWICZ: Okay, all right.
>> KASPARIAN: She increased her implants to triple Ds because, you know, the D-Cup she
had before weren't good enough. She had a brow lift.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Let me just say this about the breast size.
>> KASPARIAN: Mm-hmm. >> MANKIEWICZ: They're both look great. Okay.
>> KASPARIAN: Are you serious? Don't you think that it's a little superfluous there? I mean,
what are you going to do with those? Okay. >> MANKIEWICZ: Hang on.
>> KASPARIAN: Let's move on. >> MANKIEWICZ: No, I mean, they're--I'm just
saying, I would choose the one that's on the left.
>> KASPARIAN: Right. >> MANKIEWICZ: But, I mean, the ones in the
right are nice too. >> KASPARIAN: I guess, what I--look, at least
the ones on the left look like they would feel a little nice, right? Like, I'm thinking
from a man's perspective. The ones on the right look rock hard. Like, I can't imagine
that being fun to touch. >> MANKIEWICZ: I can. What is strange is that
someone who has the breast of her size would want them bigger. I mean, I get it.
>> KASPARIAN: Yeah. >> MANKIEWICZ: Look, I'm just kidding. They're
better on the left. But obviously, if you're going to have plastics, you got to get 10
things done. You pretty much have to do the ***. I'm curious. I want to get the--I'm
talking too much. I want to get to [INDISTINCT]. >> KASPARIAN: All right, what do you think,
Jesus? >> MANKIEWICZ: But, first of all, let's get
the list. What did she get done? >> KASPARIAN: Okay, so let me give you the
list again. So, it's triple... >> MANKIEWICZ: Put the--put the picture out,
Jesus. >> KASPARIAN: She has the triple Ds.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Okay. >> KASPARIAN: She got a brow lift. She's 23
by the way. >> MANKIEWICZ: She got a brow lift?
>> KASPARIAN: She had a brow lift. >> MANKIEWICZ: Can we see that side by side?
Oh, yeah, she did have her brow lift, yeah, okay.
>> KASPARIAN: She had a nose job revision. She had her nose job done in 2007.
>> MANKIEWICZ: So she'd already had her nose job. And you got to realize, I cannot tell
the difference in anyway between the noses, okay?
>> KASPARIAN: Okay. She had lipo on her stomach and thighs and a butt augmentation.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Oh, again, we went through this yesterday, there's no--I don't know what
happened with her butt, we can't see it. Thighs, I guess, there is--she is curvier left, right?
>> KASPARIAN: Yeah, she is. >> MANKIEWICZ: I mean, of course, the pose
is not exactly the same because you can't do exactly the same pose, but she does appear
to be curvier and she is straighter and leaner on the right. I think--I don't know, but I
get the feeling that there are a lot of guys in the world. Maybe most regular men of which
there are three in this room, that's counting me, if--that prefer the woman on the left.
>> KASPARIAN: Yeah. >> MANKIEWICZ: I mean the curve nature of
it, like I don't want straightness. >> KASPARIAN: Straightness with gigantic ***.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Yeah. Yeah, well, that's fine. Yeah. I'm just kidding, JR.
>> KASPARIAN: By the way, and she also had her chin done, so...
>> MANKIEWICZ: Yeah, you can definitely see the chin. The chin slopes down on the left
like a... >> KASPARIAN: Like a normal person.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Like a chin. >> KASPARIAN: Right.
>> MANKIEWICZ: And on the right, it looks like, like, I kind of figured that I'd draw
when I'm doodling, you know. >> KASPARIAN: She looks like Quagmire.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Okay. All right, tells us what are your thoughts?
>> JACKSON: The one on the left, she looks so much better. I really thought she was hot.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Yeah, that woman on the left. >> JACKSON: That's the one. And she--like
you're saying, she's definitely has better curve. And on the right, she just looks so
robotic. >> MANKIEWICZ: Yeah.
>> JACKSON: And it's just--and I feel if she had--I'm sure she got criticism when she got
the left upgrade when she first did her surgeries. >> MANKIEWICZ: Right.
>> JACKSON: But, now, she's going to get even more complaints, I think, on the right. I
think she's going to do more surgery. >> MANKIEWICZ: To try and get back to the
left? >> JACKSON: Or, I don't know.
>> MANKIEWICZ: But if you had to choose a girl. If you're not married to your lovely
wife, and--I mean you got a choice to these two girls, I think you're taking the one on
the left, don't you. >> JACKSON: Oh, totally.
>> MANKIEWICZ: And I think the curves are the big...
>> JACKSON: Even if I'm married. >> MANKIEWICZ: Right. The--I think the girl
on the left, she's--the girl on the left is just more attractive.
>> JACKSON: Yeah. >> KASPARIAN: This is her before any plastic
surgery. This was prior to '07. >> MANKIEWICZ: She's so ugly.
>> KASPARIAN: I think she's so... >> MANKIEWICZ: I can barely look at her.
>> KASPARIAN: I know. >> MANKIEWICZ: She's hideous. Oh, my god,
take the picture away. Jesus. There we go. >> KASPARIAN: She says that in the first season
of The Hills, people said that she had a Jay Leno's chin. So that's kind of what motivated
her to begin the plastic surgery process. >> MANKIEWICZ: Now, look, here's the thing.
She's really attractive, man. >> KASPARIAN: Yeah, and there.
>> MANKIEWICZ: That's what I'm saying. Every one thinks that. And so what are those? B-Cups
or something there? >> KASPARIAN: Those look like perfect--probably,
B-Cups, yeah, perfectly fine size. She looks good.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Yeah, she looks good. Now, I mean, so whatever. Anyway, whatever is on
the left, she looks fine. I get it, there's a lot, but you got to have some curves, and
it's too bad that she--it's too bad she thinks otherwise.
>> KASPARIAN: Okay, look, let me tell you something about her curves. She's going to
get those curves back. >> MANKIEWICZ: Right.
>> KASPARIAN: Liposuction is the biggest, you know, fraud ever.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Is that right? I can see where it matters for some places that women can't
lose the weight from, you know. >> KASPARIAN: Right.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Well, I don't know. I've only known one person to have lipo.
>> KASPARIAN: Mm-hmm. >> MANKIEWICZ: And he looks great now. So,
no, look guys, don't [INDISTINCT] out there. I don't know why that's even an attempt to
be funny. >> JACKSON: Yeah, that's--I just wonder when
it's going to get to the point where because not everybody is getting *** implants. There
was a point when *** were just not fashionable. >> KASPARIAN: Right.
>> JACKSON: Now, they are. So when are hips going to come back in the style. I had to
get my hip implants because, you know, I had to get some more ***...
>> MANKIEWICZ: Right. >> JACKSON: ...or fat on the sides of my hips
so I can look more like... >> MANKIEWICZ: [INDISTINCT].
>> JACKSON: But eventually--yeah, eventually, hourglass. Was that--what time? Maybe '50s,
'40s when that was big. >> MANKIEWICZ: I mean, for forever.
>> JACKSON: It's forever, but--right? >> MANKIEWICZ: In 19th century.
>> JACKSON: But, now, not anymore. Apparently, you want--I don't know what the *** shape
is going to be anymore. >> MANKIEWICZ: I mean, yeah. It was, what's--whatever
happened to, you know, vavavoom, you know. Now, it's like voom.
>> KASPARIAN: I think, like, body figure is just like fashion. Certain things are in and
then they're out again. I mean, if you'll think back, back before the *** song or
Baby Got Back or whatever, right, flat butts were the thing, right? But then that song
made people realize, you know, it's nice to have curvier women. So it goes in and out
of fashion. What are you drawing? >> MANKIEWICZ: This is what I draw. I don't
know whether if you can see this. That's like, basically, that's like what I doodle. I always
doodle a guy with a beard. >> KASPARIAN: Why?
>> MANKIEWICZ: I don't know. >> KASPARIAN: Is that you?
>> MANKIEWICZ: No. I doodled him well before I had a beard. I always want to kind of grow
facial, but like basically, I've doodled the new Heidi Montag without the beard. But that
is actually what her head looks like now. I'll do one without a beard. Here, I'll draw
one but I don't even know if I can draw one. Personally, I've already screwed it up. All
right, Ana, come on, bam, talk for a second. This don't...
>> KASPARIAN: Okay. >> MANKIEWICZ: I know it's hard to believe,
but these actually don't take very long. >> KASPARIAN: No, but you see what I'm saying,
like, there was a point when no curves were super hot, and then J Lo brought the curves
back. And then, now, we're slowly inching toward no curves being sexy again.
>> MANKIEWICZ: Right. There, that's Heidi Montag down, right there, very sexy. Okay.