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It contains information that could ruin their childhood
Hey guys it's Liam, welcome to my new video
It's not a ZJemptv video
Never mind
It is coming along though
It is however a debate video
and its
turned into a debate
about a subject I think you guys would never think I'd get involved in
Mermaids
and I bet a few of you would go "Liam, what on earth are you doing? Mermaids?
Are you gay or something?"
But I bet a few of you a wondering why I'm doing this
A few of my friends have been trying to get me to
believe that they're real
it's stupid i know
it all started at the start of this year uh...
i made 2 new friends in
science class
and we were just getting to know each other. Likes and Dislikes
and i told them that I despise H20 just add water
it's a horrible tv show
and then these guys
Were like "Liam don't be so racist, mermaids are real!"
And then they would try and tell me all these things about mermaids
I tried to ignore
it's stupid
and then they rallied behind them a small army
and yes they are still trying to convince me that they are real
okay so
played made three points
apparently mermaid served in a special battalion
during the Second World War
and apparently they help during world war one
Number two
they claimed H20 Just Add Water is a documentary
and number three
they claimed that a mermaid skeleton was discovered in bulgaria
I going to spend this video
debating these three points
and disproving them
Kids if you haven't taken my earlier warning please go away or you may end up
with a ruined childhood and i can't have that sort of thing on my conscience
So let's start with
the mermaid battalion during World War One and World War two
they say that during World War one
Mermaids came out for the ocean
and tried to provide the allies with tear gas
saying they had advanced technology
i personally say that's a lot of crap
and i can prove it too
If these mermaids
were trying to
provide them up with resources they needed
Then they would have to flop
across
mud
dirt minefields tank traps barbed wire machine guns
all the way to the artillery emplacement
it would have taken them almost the course of the entire war
in order to get them to the emplacements
there is no way they could have gotten there
also
there have been no discoveries
of mermaid bodies
in france or belgium or any of the World War one battlefields
As for World War Two they claim that mermaids helped storm the
beaches of normandy
this is a load of crap
i've read the history books
none of them mentioned mermaids and they claim of some sort of secret history
I assure you it is not
if it was some sort of secret history it would've been exposed
with the discovery of some mermaid skeleton on Omaha
utah or any other
they claim that when the mermaids stormed the beaches
they were all slaughtered
I think that they weren't even there
it's stupid
It is madness
Mermaids did not serve in either World War
number two
they believe let's h2o just add water a horrible australian kid's drama
is a documentary
its stupidity
H20 Just Add Water
is not a documentary
its a childrens
or teenagers drama
it's basically about these
three lame aussie girls who become mermaids and then
trying to go through life with their new found powers. It's stupid
If H20 was a documentary
it would have been narrated by the likes of
David Attenborough
David Attenborough would be
speaking
There would hardly be any dialogue
and if it was truly a documentary
that they would have been a huge asteroids coming for Australia
None of that has happned
this has not
happened at all
and at the very end
of the show
it says it is purely fictitious
the events did not happen
How many documentaries
do you know
That have that saying at the very end
In the end
credits
there is no
way
that it is a documentary
and then finally we've got the last point
Apparenting state a skeleton was discovered in Bulgaria
So I'm going to show you something on my facebook
that's
uh...
some drawings i di
A while ago I was sick of them going on about their
mermaid stuff
I challenged Toby one of the believers
to give me proof and evidence that mermaids exist
and
he gave me this
and i
it's apparently some magazine
photo
This is what he apparently found
A mermaid skeleton
stupid ehh
so
He started going around saying
It's real mermaids are real you're wrong
and then, thank heavens, my cousin in law, Trent
actually told me
It was an entry in a photoshop competition
so
Here we go
archaeological anomalies
Dragon, Paul bunyip
what he heck is that?
small skull
the mermaid skeleton
You see that man over there, he's part of
the photoshop
and so is the tail.It looks so fake
You see
it's so fake
they claimed it was a cover up story
however Trent
thank heavens proved me right, they're not real
and then James Dobbie
tried to
talk about the mermaid battalion
members who apparently fought in world war
and yet it's stupidity
but uh...
that's basically
pretty much it
my final point
Mermaids do not exist
if there's anyone who'd like to object or to challenge this
I invite them to do so
thank you for watching