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Acidity-yo.
i walk up into solution, they all start frontin’, I start so many reaction *** goes to completion. i got all these bases tryin to get all up on me, but you should know a true nucleophile is the only one for me.
I lower transition states and I don’t mess with enolates. Any mechanism with negativity just aint me, i aint bitter like base, i'm sweeter than sweet. I condensate, acetylate, and propagate B.
You want to see a king, just look at me. i rule chemistry, every reaction needs me. Get ready to die B. It organic chemistry. And i’m here to rule thee.
Acidicity – yo.
i don’t react by myself, i ain’t weird like that. i got my friend, Nuc, yeah we cool like that. You give your elections or i'll give you protos, Shoot it doesn’t even matter it’s the same thing after all,
My dude Bronstead was bugging out so Lewis cam along and said “dude lets just deal with electrons from now on”. That’s when *** got real. That’s where it went cray. Don’t ask im just an actor in this play.
Acidicity – yo.
Back when i was 11, this dude came to me, he asked for electrons and just beat it out of me. Ever since that day i’ve lived in shame. Marcus Weck calls me the biggest loser in chemistry again, again, again, again.
But listen listen you, i’ll set you straight. Every nuc that I know wants to give it to me. Yeah you know what i mean. I live a thug’s life, shoot carboxylic acids are named after me. I dehydrate, hydrolyze, and halogenate B.
You want to see a king, just look at me. i rule chemistry, every reaction needs me. Get ready to die B. It organic chemistry. And i’m here to rule thee.
Acidity-yo.
Yeah sometimes im nice, I equilibriate. Should we stop at hemiactal, acetal, or carbonyl all day. Check your thermodynamics and kinetics too.
Yeah sometimes im nice, I equilibriate. Should we stop at hemiactal, acetal, or carbonyl all day. Check your thermodynamics and kinetics too.
I only deal with kinetics when im catalytic dude. i'm a positive fellow, I give and take. You can use me again and again to make cray organic compounds, unlike base.
Yea i just lied, sue B. im the number one stunner, the go to guy. i synthesize, isomerize, and tautomerize like a G.
You want to see a king, just look at me. i rule chemistry, every reaction needs me. Get ready to die B. It organic chemistry. And i’m here to rule thee.
Acidicity – yo.