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Hello, hello, it's Kosiej here. It is time for new episode of PayDay 2 and in this
one "Big Oil" I'm palying with Dave and Guadki. This thime
without Kula because was kicked even from offline
but he'll play mental.
0:24 I'll join in seconds.
0:25 Ok, let's play.
0:32 Oo, Kula, let you know my mercy (Guadki invited him)
0:39 Oh, Kula joined. Ok we'll see, how it will be.
0:46 Take some nice assets.
0:48 But there's nothing in assets
0:50 So don't take
0:56 He didn't have too much choice.
0:59 But he obeyed me.
1:04 Reeeady...
1:06 Ok, ok, so we're playin' and we're doing stealth.
1:09 Kulaaa, Kula
1:12 I don't even know what is this mission
1:19 Enter, enter...
1:22 I dirted myself by butter.
1:31 So we're doing stealth.
1:36 Oo, I see homie and two diffrent.
1:39 But they don't see me
1:42 Hey, I've got a problem.
1:49 One of them is coming out. The door opened.
1:52 Oo, Dave was kicked.
1:54 How "Dave was kicked"?! Everybody was kicked in my game..
2:01 In my too
2:03 It's Tusk's fault.
2:06 Dave's, Dave's...
2:07 It's all Dave's fault...
2:09 Let you join, I'll invite you. Dave, I'm inviting you.
2:14 Is he alive?
2:16 Maybe he's lost his computer... boom, boom, boom, there's no playing.
2:22 Damn, can you fing my game, it's still public... Kula's joining.
2:29 Oh, I'm so fast.
2:33 Ok, at worst I won't upload it.
2:36 Why not? You will cut a little and connect it together. That's all.
2:47 Maybe Dave has lost his Internet conection or something.
2:52 Somebody has just seen me.
3:08 Inteligence.
3:13 It was necessary to did it stealth.
3:15 But they've already seen you.
3:17 But where's Dave?
3:20 He was kicked :(
3:23 How can we do it without him? Ok, but i've got two episodes, that's enough.
3:42 Or I'll upload this weird ep without any sense.
3:48 It will be the best.
3:57 Oo, I've got it.
4:00 Ok, I'm playing with Guadki, Hoxton and Dallas.
4:06 What, Jesus, what Kula...
4:08 It kicks me
4:09 Because You're...Ooo, joining, you're joining so fast.
4:15 Because it is from Poland.
4:17 Dave is texting to me, wait
4:20 They gave me better Internet speed, 6Mb/s
4:24 "My computter lagged, I'll be right back"
4:28 They set me a password for my mainboard,oo
4:31 He says that music lagged, and just everything else. Slide show on screen.
4:50 It The Bonzo Hacker for sure
4:53 Hey, ok...
4:54 DJ Adamus ..
4:55 Hey, Shut, hello, what are you doing? Shuuut..
5:04 Did you use the voice chat?
5:07 Text him that we're recording.
5:08 Text him "Shut the *** up", LOL
5:12 Wait, where's the text chat...Oo, i know, no i don't. Which one key is for text chat?
5:24 Rus, ***.
5:28 Oo, Russia.
5:29 Which one key is for text chat? Oo, I've already known.
5:33 I'm back.
5:41 *** has "o" and "d"
5:50 Why they aren't attacking... Dave there is some Russian man in your slot
5:55 So kick him
5:57 But his, his, something ...
6:09 Oo, I see Dave is playing PayDay, not Forge.
6:14 Damn, how it is possible?
6:17 Seriously?
6:18 Yes
6:23 Soo, have I bought it, I don't know anything about it
6:32 Ok, soo maybe we'll play this one without Dave because we've already started.
6:38 Just kick him...
6:40 No, because Shut...
6:41 Shut, he's got 89 lvl, I don't wanna kick him
6:46 So kick Kula...
6:47 Allright, Kula I'll kick you
6:50 Noo...don't exaggerate
6:51 So who should I kick?
6:53 I dont't know...
6:55 Why we can't get fifth player :( it's not fair
6:58 So kick Kula or nobody?
7:01 Nobody
7:02 Kula
7:03 Dave, but it's your fault that your computer lagged
7:07 But everything was right
7:10 Yes, yes...
7:13 I know whose that fault.
7:15 Tusk's...
7:16 That's right
7:18 Those your jokes kula
7:23 Why Shut didn't write anything
7:25 I don't know
7:26 I've already played with him
7:28 So have I, yes we,ve probably played with him.
7:34 Wait, I'll write to him that he'll will be in the movie
8:09 Very talktive person
8:18 Write to him he should subscribe
8:36 Soo, kick Kula?
8:39 Kick him...
8:41 Kick... I don't know
8:44 Kula, I'm kicking you
8:48 But it's not nice
8:51 And what can I say?!
8:52 I don't know what you can say
8:54 Just watch our play...
8:55 You disconected yourself
8:56 How can I watch?!
8:58 I don't know (WTF?!)
8:59 Ok, how many votes for Kula
9:02 I, one... and Russian
9:07 Russian is for himself
9:11 So I vote for him too
9:15 Okk, just kick him
9:17 Russian?
9:18 No, he'll be sad
9:22 Right, I don't wanna kick anybody, I tolerate everybody
9:30 And what, Am I a ***?
9:32 I don't know who you are... you're just Kula (Kula means ball) not person
9:39 Who knows, maybe black Kula And what then?
9:42 Then you're ***.
9:50 This episode will be so weird, o ***
9:53 Yes it will.
9:54 It will, just like ....
9:58 I'm going to youtube to see some film from payday
10:01 With cats?
10:02 Nope
10:03 Go, go, don't stress yourself
10:05 About Big Oil
10:06 Boil...
10:13 I would drink some tea
10:15 They're coming through windows
10:21 So, where they are?
10:23 Scoundrels...They're breaking in through windows
10:26 Where is our favourite Shut?
10:29 He's on the garbage I guess
10:30 Shut is running...
10:37 I should take saw
10:40 It's not possible as far as I know by saw
10:43 But to open ATM's in cellar
10:52 50 seconds
10:54 Nice to hear
11:03 Invite him to Team Speak?
11:09 Kula, what da ***, LOL
11:15 So ask him... if he wanna speak
11:23 Ask him if he wanna use push to talk
11:28 Or push to talk but he probably doesn't
11:43 English language, weird language...
12:04 Why we're standing here?
12:16 O ***, taser
12:20 Be careful 'cause we'll have to talk with him
12:41 We shuld send him this vid with boar
12:44 I'll send him at once, LOL
12:46 What boar?!
12:48 Is it possible to paste links here?
12:49 Probably not
12:50 Where, in PayDay... yeah... for sure
12:54 It would be nice, add him to friends, Kula
12:58 Kula, add him to friends
13:00 (Quick instruction how to ad player to friends)
13:23 We'll have homie from Russia
13:25 We're gonna play with him
13:34 Oo, he's maybe the same guy, he's also asking if we know how to get right engine
13:41 Yeah, it was Shut, I think
13:53 So I guess I found him
14:03 So he's probably Russian
14:06 Okey, he's gonna take right engine
14:14 Are you talking by push to talk?
14:15 Noo...
14:16 Are you talkin' yourself what to write?
14:20 Yess...
14:24 Why I haven't clicked ready...and you?
14:55 Kula, you too
15:00 Okey, we're playing
15:06 But my sandwich is tasty
15:08 That's good, give a little to Shut... Oo Kula, you sometimes have really funny jokes
15:17 but sometimes not
15:25 I don't know maybe I just have inspiration today
15:28 Maybe
16:12 There's another guy there... but behind the fence so I won't kill him
16:32 Kula, you can use present perfect, wow
16:51 I don't think he'll answer you
16:57 He probably knows kow to use ECM...Kula where did you go, came back
17:04 I was following Shut
17:11 What a great hate, no, it is not
17:16 Wow, this texts
17:18 Are in middle school...
17:21 In Era, only Era (Polish advert joke)
17:24 Kula you better hide yourself or they will hate you, bears will hate you
17:29 But Boar means Boar
17:33 What Boar what da *** are you talking about?
17:36 B-O-A-R bear is B-E-A-R
17:41 Came and cover me 'cause I don't know if nobody's there
17:47 I finsihed The Waling Dead game today
17:50 Alarm, what alarm? There's no alarm
17:55 And it is not my fault
18:19 Kula have you got some problems with alcohol? Are you an alcoholic
18:26 No...
18:36 Have you seen it?
18:38 Yes...
18:43 Are we gonna swim in this swimming pool?
19:11 Guadki, your micro isn't good again
19:15 Don't say, maybe if it don't hear it will repair
19:41 Window, window... Oo, swimming pool, empty
19:46 That's right, without water,
19:48 But how deep...
19:49 I don't understand how can it be with no water...you know bulid it
19:55 How somebody could fill up the swimming pool by air?!
19:59 That's right
20:02 But it's probably filled up
20:04 No, somebody will fill it up
20:07 Kula, you're not an expert
20:10 Exactly
20:22 I see somebody
20:25 Allright, good, we're going!
20:34 I've lost myself in the kitchen!
20:36 Oo, he can do it
20:42 So, okay
20:47 Shut, wchich one is right one? Because they are diffrent.
20:54 They have diffrent cables for diffrent things so it must be yellow cable for some gas, nitrogen I don't know what it is
So it must be yellow cable from some bottle, I think
21:18 Cover me, I'm gonna call for helicopter
21:22 From helium green, but which one is helium...
21:31 What was this 10-hour-vid, something with alcoholic?
21:41 But I'm downed
21:43 I'll put it in this video
21:48 Yeah, at begining
21:50 It's good that bullets go through you
21:53 But it isn't good that you too
21:56 Work, work
21:58 Work microphone!
22:06 So much lose in life
22:21 Does it work? So much win
22:26 Did Shut take any engine?
22:27 Yes, he's just coming with it, cover Shut
22:30 Because I'm still in cellar, such a shame
22:40 I've spent my whole childhood in a cellar
22:51 Or better not
22:52 What?!
22:53 Nothing, nothing...
22:54 Tell me or I will kill you...
22:56 Nothing
22:58 Tell me or I'll just kill you
22:01 Heli is coming! And there's some sniper
22:04 But there's an airplane so for what is this heli?
22:08 Because you're too heavy for this plane
22:11 That's right, you've got too fat ***
22:17 And there must be special cargo heli
22:33 But it didn't take us...
22:26 Because you're too fat even for this heli... just kidding, you're skinny, also
kidding
22:37 Funny
22:38 I know
22:41 I would tell a joke about your *** but it's too big
23:48 Kula, ask homie if he wants to dring some ***
23:54 Kula please, you've got nice jokes with alcohol
24:04 *** has O not A, write correct
24:42 What are those bags? I don't understand
24:50 There's jag, o ***, help me, and I'm dead
25:06 Do you see how good Shut is...He helped you
25:16 And I've got med bag and I'll plant it
25:28 There's probably *** in med bag
25:31 Yes, to chlorinate wounds
25:35 Yeah, to chlorinate, for sure...
25:39 Guadki, do you wanna write subtitles to this vid?
25:45 For what?
25:46 I don't know, for Shut
25:49 In English?
25:50 Yes
25:51 I can try
25:52 Do you know Russian?
25:53 But not in Russian
25:56 In English, maybe he will understand
25:58 On balance you could make English subtitles
26:02 Anyways nobody will watch your vids
26:04 Why not? We'll paste links on some English sites, they would laugh at our speech
26:15 And I would also use cam but I haven't got it
26:19 I have
26:20 But I haven't
26:22 But you've got ugly face
26:27 Okay, I hope you like this episode with Shut and just click "likes", comment and subscribe
my channel and Bye everybody