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Today I'm going to show you how to get GTA V for FREE!
The items you will need are:
Guns, some ammo, and of course, your spiky-*** baseball bat!
First go to your local Game Stop, and no, not the really nice ones
go to the really ghetto *** ones, you know, the ones with the gangsters.
The *** from Compton! Alright -
now it's time to play Where's Waldo which is basically finding GTA V
in this *** pile of games! When you find the copy of the game, go up to the cashier and yell,
"Give me the *** game *** I'll *** shoot you!"
Okay, now at this point the guy should give you the game, so what you're going to do, you're gonna get your *** baseball bat
and you break all the windows cause you a *** badass YEEEAAAHHH!!
and thats how you get GTA V for free!
BUT, we just want to warn you! That you should do this at your own
risk, and you may get caught by the cops since
the stupid little ***-*** *** wants to call the cops
and snitch on your ***, so you better watch out because you might arrested and you
may have a possibility of going to jail.