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Hey everyone, welcome to The Cool Friendship Show.
Today on the show we have Andrew Hunt. Andrew: Hi! He's pretty big on the YouTube. The very thing
you are watching right now. Andrew: High five!
Just a little warming for all you kids out there that friendship sometimes can be
unusual and hurtful and obsessive. Beware of friendship that's all I'm saying.
Andrew: Beware Today on the show we have the top six objects
we love more than people. Let's figure out what things in this world make you feel so
much better than even the sexiest body. Andrew: Mhm
And I'm not talking about a plastic sexy body, they don't count. And at number six we have
my favorite piece of Lego, the Lego ghost. Spooky. And what do I love about the Lego
ghost Andrew? Andrew: You love...
Wrong. The glow in the dark nature of the ghost. It's fantastic
Andrew: Shoot! I love things that glow in the dark. You know
who doesnt glow in the dark? People. People like you.
Andrew: People like me. People like me. Unless you've eaten too much
radioactive goo. Andrew: True.
Andrew: Your charisma glows in the dark. Awh thank you.
Andrew: And at number five the item I like more than I like people is sunglasses. I like sunglasses for three reasons.
Number one, you can check out peoples cute butts without them noticing. The second reason
I like sunglasses is you get an opportunity to look at all the weird things you enjoy
looking at on the internet but in real life. You see a man with a strange boil on his face
or a lopsided ear. And you can just stare without getting slapped. And also you can
wear sunglasses inside to poker tournaments to let people know that you are an a-hole. Without
even saying anything. Beautiful Andrew. And at number four we have
the Dyson hand blower. Most hand blowers, they just they get you more moist it's like
an old man spitting on your hands. Meanwhile, the Dyson you pop that in there about three
or four times, not only does it feel super neat but your hands are bone dry, right? They're
just fantastic. Andrew: I suppose if your baby was wet you
could put your baby in the hand dryer and pull them out bone dry. At number three the
cell phone, an obvious one. My constant companion. To be honest if ten years ago someone told me I could
fit all these amazing things into one device I wouldn't of believed them.
I would of punched them for one, being from the future, don't disrupt time like that.
Don't kiss your own mother. Andrew: Cell phones are also great because
you can be romantic in the least romantic place in the world, the toilet.
The toilet. Andrew: That romantic text you got from that
girl or guy you like was sent from... The toilet.
Andrew: Probably. The toilet inspires all love, Gandhi. And
at number two we have perhaps the greatest invention of all time, the calculator watch.
Andrew. Oh yea! Yea that things fantastic. For one, yea you
can figure out a tip or two or you can write boobless all day long. Thank you very much.
That's number two. Andrew: And the number one item we like more
than we like people is toilet paper. Are you cold? It's a scarf.
Woah is this the best scarf I've ever worn? Andrew: Ah yea! Yea it's the best scarf you've
ever worn. Thank you.
Andrew: And if people call you a loser you can just pretend it is the finish line in
a race. Would a loser pass the finish line?
Andrew: I just won. And finally you can use it as an Olympics gymnastics ribbon.
Andrew: Can you give me a beat?
Come on shake your body let me do that conga, no you can't control yourself any longer.
come on shake your body let me do that conga, no you can't control yourself viva forever.
Ill be waiting, everlasting like the sun.
Well there you have it. That has been The Cool Friendship Show. Andrew: Friends.
Friends. I'd like to thank Andrew Hunt for coming on the show and being a real good friend.
Friendship confirmed. Click on Andy to subscribe and click on me to subscribe for more cool
friendship. Andrew: Bye now.