Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
There's no 10s on that ship.
it's all 7's.
it's all 7's man
It's a 7 and below ship!
Except for that 1st officer, right?
Ugh, she's sexy.
She's sexy man -
too bad I don't do humans...
you don't DO humans?
man, will you hurry up? I wanna go back to this cantina, there's a lotta sweet alien
trim up there.
wait, you don't DO human??
I don't know man it's like ... dating your sister man it's too normal. I like to get
weird.
What are you into man, are you a freak? Freak like me? You like the rodiopids? sephilaphoids?
kardashirods? teldavoids? tartanitods? ...ASIANS?
Tartanitods?
Yeah man, 7 tongues! SEVEN. look here, look right here - SEVEN, seven, SEVEN seven - you're
whole body, man.
What are you into man, what's your thing?
Just regular human girls, that's it.
...eh, I do like the Asians.
EHYA, THAT'S what I'm talkin about! My Guy! You're like a young fawn, you're like a...
like an uncracked glowstick. I'm gonna help you crack man, we're gonna get you outa this.
Can we focus here - listen. I don't do aliens, we're explorers. We're supposed to be expanding
our understanding of the universe. That's what I do, that's it.
This is exploration man, this is the best kind of exploration there is, dog. I think
we should be the ones to do it, don't you? I'ma do it. WE'LL do it.
... OK, I'LL do it.
So it's weird, I'm picking up a life form over here but the only thing I'm getting is
this rock. I don't understand where it is, but there is something here, definitely.
(monster rock screams loudly when he touches it)
Woah! Oh my god! that's... that's a hand! That's YOUR hand!
dude, that's your hand!
I think it wants you to high-five it -
No.
Affirmation of first contact man, plant one on the rock squid. Plant it.
Oh ***!
Oh..Oh... Ohhhh. and we're back. We're backing up, yeah.
Ho-ly-***.
oh, oh, hey!
(out of breath) he's gone! Yeah he's gone. ugh he's so fast! Look at you go. Er, HIM.
Whatever.
you ok? you alright?
What... what?
(he screams and makes the alien's noise)
OH! OH, WHAT?! OHHH!!!
(taps intercom)
Ensign to sickbay
Sickbay to Away Team what's the emergency