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The story of how I got my abilities isn't anything like what the movies and
comic books portray.
Unlike the people in the comic books that get their powers by falling into a
pit acid or getting bitten by a radioactive spider
my powers came along with liking girls,
growing pains,
and hair in strange places.
So instead of trying to explain the phenomenon I'd find it easier to just
tell the story.
Thats me, Jacob Zalinsky.
I'm not much different than any other teenager.
I go to school hang, out with my friends, and work a part-time job.
This weekend was just like all the others:
wake up early, get ready, and go into work.
I'm fairly normal as far as teenagers go,
quite boring actually.
I follow the same schedule of school during the week and work on the weekends. Thats it.
This often proves to be
boring extremely uneventful.
This saturday however,
turned out to be more eventful that I would have expected.
Hey, Nick. Have you ever chocked on your tooth brush when you're getting ready in the morning?
No, what do you use your toothbrush for?
Jake: I don't know was jus- Nick: Hey, hey...
Look at this paper-towel
It's got a lumberjack on it and...
you know I don't know how people think that
paper-towel is good for the environment.
He's practically saying, "Lets destroy the ozone together!"
Yeah, if you look close under one arm it looks likes he's smothering an owl.
Girl: It looks like you two are hardly working. Jake: Yeah, hey Liz. Nick: What are you up to?
I just came by to say, "hi." And to see if maybe you could help move hay
into the barn later. Maybe hang out?
As much as that sounds fun
I am going to go hang out with Kevin later.
Well, I'm up for it. I need something to do. I need to work out!
Cool, see you around five?
Customer: Should I get Orville or Act? Jake: I'd get Orville Redenbacher's.
Wait excuse me?
Orville Redenbacher's is my favorite.
Customer: Geez, buddy if I wanted your opinion I would have asked for it.
Excuse me, sir?
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