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Lee: Brilliant!!! Genius! Magnificent!! Are all words that I just used, also words to
describe a new utterly fascinating company called Rent-a-rebound… which allows you
to do exactly that, rent-a-rebound.
It’s a new social media service designed to make your ex love insanely jealous! Rent-a-rebound
will flood your social media with saucy pictures and messages from a mysterious lover… also,
very fictional lover.
The idea behind it naturally is to make exes everywhere green with envy, and to make it
look like you’ve moved on.. with a handsome robot.
Now the company requires pictures of the customer looked delighted – you know ideally with
a blank space beside them you know so they can Photoshop a hunk or knockout (picture
of lee and Michael fassbender)
They’ll check you into fancy restaurants that are supposedly impossible to get into;
it’s the ultimate payback!! You know besides the obvious “actually getting over it and
moving on to a happier more fulfilled life” no way screw that, I want some fake robot
love!! I mean we’re looking at multiple branches of social media being used, gross
twitter exchanges, instagrams, everything! They’ll even make up friends to flood your
timeline with their jealousy. It’s a computer composite or your ideal mate!!
Legitimately wondering why I even need a real relationship now… I mean the only reason
we all have them is to brag to the world through social media that we have them… and now
you’re in the gigantic pickle of how do you breakup with the fake guy that’s really
good to you… oh man, this is the real life Her people, the connection made between artificial
intelligence and us… spoiler alert, turns out she was a robot, the whole time. But at
around $500 dollars this could be a steal… $500 to be with the love of your life… This
could get dangerous people.