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Why don't you get me?
You don't ever understand me!
Why do you not understand anything?
How can you be so insensitive?
I say something and you do something else altogether!
You have no clue what makes me happy
When will you ever get me?
You're such a loser
Just do whatever you do
I hate you, I hate you
*sobs*
Women are constantly complaining that men don't understand them
See, I don't get what the big deal is
They're always talking about themselves anyway!
The problem arises when guys don't get that they never mean what they say
They never say what they mean
They say something, but it always means something else
And I'm going to show you how to deal with these confusing situations
Baby I'm going on a roadtrip with my friends
To Goa!
But we planned we'll go for a movie this weekend
But the movie can be seen anytime
This is a roadtrip to Goa.
It'll be fabulous!
Sure, go ahead
Now this situation will seem simple to most foolish guys
The girlfriend is chilled out
She has said "Sure, go ahead"
So they'll be on their way to Goa
But this situation is not simple at all!
Because what "Sure, go ahead" actually means
Is if you go
She will never take your calls
She will never meet you
She won't kiss you
She will completely disown you by the time you get back
So NEVER EVER go ahead
If the girl says "Sure, go ahead"
Confusing Situation Number 2
Leave the video game sweety pie
Let's go out tonight?
Cool, uh where are we going?
You decide
Let's go out for dinner?
No
Let's go for a movie
The show is at 8:30
If we leave quickly, we'll catch the show
Okay cool, how long will you take to get ready?
Just 5 minutes
Byeeeee..
5 minutes
Here's a tip
If a girl says 5 minutes
Chances are you can go right back to playing your video game
Because 5 minutes actually means 15 minutes,45 minutes even 3 hours
In fact the movie would have ended
And you can actually go out for that dinner in the first place!
Confusing Situation Number 3
I'm so sorry baby, there were a lot of meetings in the office
I couldn't call you back
Then you could have messaged me
That you're busy
But baby when I send messages from the office you send me so many messages back
What? Now you have a problem when even I message you?
Now, I never said this
Please don't get upset
I'm not upset!
Haha, if a lion is standing in front of you
And the lion says
I'm not really dangerous
Are you gonna believe him?
NO
Never believe a woman when she says "I'm not actually upset"
Because what she really means
Is that she's so upset
That she doesn't even have the time or the inclincation to fight with you
The best thing that a guy can do
Is quietly avoid the topic
And NEVER EVER bring it up again
On this confusing note
It's time for a Chickiquote
Now if you've actually me a guy who's experienced heaven with women
Do me a favour
Take his autograph for sure
For the rest of the world
Here's an attempt to understand women a little more
With the help of our Chicktionary
Now if I was to say goodbye
What do you think it would mean?
It would mean goodbye!
How hard was that girls?
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