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[Music: Some fool stole my buggy at the Piggly Wiggly]
[Music: My daddy's gonna kill you.]
Sashay, right?
[gunshot]
Her titles include
Miss, her car title,
The St. Olaf Butter Queen of 2002,
Miss B.A.R.F. -
That's Bay Area Redneck Festival of 2009 -
And Miss Kentucky Petite At Large 2012.
Her sponsors are Lawrenceville Feed And Seed,
Jolene's [sic: Jolynn's] Thrift Store,
Bush's Baked Beans,
and K & R Denture Studio.
[applause and laughter]
Her accessories are a curtain rod scepter.
Her fabulous hairstylist is Annelle down at Truvy's beauty salon.
Her make up artist is Bozo The Clown.
She also writes this is an exact replica of Queen Elizabeth I's famous gown
as made from bath sponges, toilet seat lid, adult diapers and coffee filters.
A [unintelligible] plastic backbrace accentuates the middle of her figure.
She also notes: Please watch with your cigarettes,
as this dress is incredibly flammable
and the wearer must accessorize
with a smoke detector to insure [unintelligible, smoke alarm goes off]
[wild applause]
> I love you! I love you!
> Yes, Sashay.
Are you ready for your question?
We have chosen to go with the same question.
So, in your own words, show and tell us
how you go catfish noodlin'.
>Well usually I just get one of my servants to do it...
But in a related story, one time a man put his fingers
in my gygumbas *** and it bit it off.
>Oh my, isn't that called *** dentata?
>Yes, it is.
>Lord! 00:02:13.67,00:02:17.67>And that is also sponsored by the dental company. [uproarious laughter]
>She is your contestant number 2, Miss Sashay Chanté MagiQ!