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Good evening complete strangers. It's June 26th.
11 o'clock PM. I worked all *** day. Lunch shift! Unh! Dinner shift! Unh Unh!
I don't eat greens unless you breed peas please. I want to die. I want to die. Shoot me in
the head and side. Aaaaaaa. I think I may have maimed my brain. I know a way to kill
the pain. Get drunnnnnk!
I love you. And you. And you. Mmm mmm. And cry.
A woman left me her phone number. See? Star 22890. And her name. Press send.
And yesterday I waited on a celebrity. Jill *** Larson!
You never heard of Jill Larson? Girl, you outta touch.
She was only a show called All My Children. She played Opal Gardner Purty Cortland. Look
it up. She was a pretty good tipper. Not quite 20
percent but close enough. Dude, I watched her at all the Daytime Emmy
Awards. Dude, she was nominated for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Drama Series twice.
And her Soap Opera Award Digest nomination was the coveted Best Wedding Daytime. Look
that *** up! It's not that hard to wait on celebrities.
Not everyone can do it, but, you know... Yeah, so, I'm *** tired. Good night.