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Austria, in the year of 2013.
Despite the good living conditions, the population cannot live in peace and harmony.
In the stream of modern times, where economical growth is the only important factor, the individual and society as a whole, is exploited.
Thus, one day far in the future, people will have to radically change their views. And so, careless economical success will be ceased systematically.
Vienna 2100 A.D.
Human-capital-storage, departement of economical pests, hallo, what can I do for you?
I'm terribly sorry, our contingent of punks is exhausted at the moment. Are standard-bums also okay with you?
Well, in this case you'll have to try again next week. Thank you very much. Good bye.
Now, hallo, how can I help you?
Well, I'm the owner of a big company which produces army-underwear.
You need to know, my father founded this company, in 2078, the year in which compulsery military service was repealed and...
...right from the beginning, business went bad in an exemplary manner.
But since this Liechtenstein-war broke out we are having huge turnovers and...and...
And now you've come to me to apply for economical pests, so that the economical growth will cease.
...yes.
But that's nothing to be ashamed of, my boy.
Let's see what we have for cases like this.
In the workers category we stock several differnet models. What do you have in mind?
I...I don't know...can't you recommend something?
Well...
(Writing says: Crate of beers)
...first of all we have the "average lazy-***"
Surely motivationless. Never makes a single movement to much. And he certainly won't contribute any creative ideas.
Goddamnit, what do you people want from me. Honestly.
I mean, I ain't even got a telly inside this box. I can't even watch the football match.
And furthermore, it's my lunchbreak now, so leave me be. You're all such douches.
And my fridge...(keeps on complaining). - Hm...I don't know. I think I need something more effective...
...then a few lazy employees.
You're searching for something more effective?
If you are looking for a certain failure infestment, the model "old box" is just perfect for you.
(Writing says: Old box)
(Writing says: 90+, caution, vicious)
Ouch, my back, ouch, it's so narrow in here. I can't breath in here. I want a bigger box.
And right here! There's a stain.
Argh, I can't get it out.
And I'm cleaning this box all day long but it just WON'T GET OUT!
The young people of today...(keeps on complaining). Nothing suits this model.
Every innovation...anything new is denied.
Certain slowing down of all working processes due to increasing dementia.
And the best part: As soon as it starts working at your company, you can send it on retirement.
Well, ain't that nothing?
Yeah, this would already help me a lot. But, you know, I need something...death proof.
Well, if that's still not good enough for you, the only thing I can still offer you is something from individualists category.
And I think I know just what you're looking for.
Here you go, the best of the best: The hippie.
It's not just *** lazy itself, but will also infect all your other workers with its ideas of peace and love and a better world.
With a few of these in your company your employees will soon care more about a beautiful live then about their jobs.
That's truely concentrated economical poison.
Dude, what a groovy mood you've got in here.
And this flow is really great.
And the flour has got such a fascinating pattern.
Really cool...(stays within her trip). Yeah, that's exactly what I need.
She will prevent my employees from becoming human commodity.
Know what?! I'll take all you have.
But the possitive radiance of the hippie proved to be too good for the working athmosphere, and so it was nevertheless the average lazy-***, which managed to cease the economic growth.
My husband...my husband died fifthy year's ago. He reached the age of...
...my husband died fithy years ago and as he died he said,
"Hag, shut your *** trap!"
But I told him "I can't shut my trap because I ain't got a trap."
And I'm just trying to give good advice, but nobody ever listens to me.
I'm very intelligent. I've made elementary school, I've made high school, I've studied at economcy college. Yes.
I've told them, "Listen to me!", but no-one's ever listening.
I told my parents, again and again, but they didn't answer.
They were lying in a whole.
I loath people who drink beer, and now I've got this annoying neighbor that snores and farts and burps all night long and drinks beer all the time.
Now he's burping again. Be quiet! Get yourself a job!
Goddamnit, shut the *** up, hag, I mean...
But you can't talk to me like that.
Sure I can. I do whatever I want, ***!
But...but...
I just expect the least bit of respect.
My grandma expected the same thing and now she's dead.
Dudes, you're making a very bad flow here.
Shut up, flower-aunty!
But you need to squirt love!
Let the adults talk!
This guy squirts something completely differnet�