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♪ [opening music]
male: Don Girasol oils is a sponsor of this program.
Cook: Hi, lazy boys and girls.
You are as weak as a baby.
If your parents left you home alone this weekend
and you already spent the money they left you for food on liquor…
God bless you. Welcome to the club.
But then, the doubts arrive…
worm: And now, what I am gonna eat?
Cook: The solution?
I am offering you a delicacy, today.
The most delicious rice.
The ingredients are the best.
A box of rice.
Hot dogs, salami, bologna, and anything else you find in the refrigerator.
As long as the expiration date is not too long ago.
mouse: I found a rotten slice of cheese.
Cook: That is the magic ingredient to the recipe.
And now, the preparation.
Boil the water and add the rice.
Many people thought that I was a loser when they heard about this recipe.
And they were right. I am a big loser.
While the rice is Cooking, slice the salami into cubes.
Drain the rice.
And add it to all of the other ingredients.
And, there you go!
A culinary masterpiece.
Bon Appetite.
Mr. Loren, if we add tomato sauce to the rice, then it becomes delicious Italian rice, right?
Good point, little cockroach.
And leave the dishes on the counter for your parents for when they return on Sunday.
Don't forget you will need to wake up early Monday morning.
You have to meet your friend in the morning to smoke those special cigarettes…
Pot!
See you on the next program.