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So I uh haven't talked to one of my friends in awhile so I think I'll call him up and
play a little prank! Hello. How ya doing? How's it going? Hello? You said that already.
Are you feeling good? Ehhhhh. Are you mad? (Laughs) What is this? Whatever. What I'm
telling you here is I want you to start living as a gay woman. (Hard Laugh) And I want you
to start having a gay relationship. Oh my god. Thank You doctor Phil. Okay. This is
going to be a changing day in your life. Yay! What do you want from me today? I don't know,
You called me. Do you realize that this is a big problem? You're a big problem. What'd
I do? I don't know!! Do you resent your children? WHAT???? You have how many children at home?
Oh let's see.. NONE! Are you having sex? No...? What do you do? What do I do? Yeah. I'm I"m
a mother f*cking YouTuber! Tell me how you feel about that. I'm exhausted and stressed.
I I don't care about you. Quit being mad at me (Robert: OH REALLY) and just love me again.
What? You can't change what you don't ackgnoledge. So.. Our fighting? Are you avoiding reality?
Uhhh yeahhh I don't know. It's none of your business. Okay. Yeah okay is right. You've
gotta grow up! I gotta grow up?? Do you understand at all what I'm saying? Go back to kindergarden!
Does it sound like a logical thing to do? Yeah.. Whatever. Whatever yourself okay you
have issues and another thing, why you have to go and make people's lives worse? You know
when you have people on your show it just makes everybody's lives- what the hell are
you thinking? You're a load of crap! Okay. Okay. Gotta run. Okay. Okay? Okay! Yeah? Okay.
Yeah! YEAS! Okay? OKAY! Alright guys and uh that is how you use a soundboard. Badly. See
ya next time.