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♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell,
turtle power ♪
♪ they're the world's most
fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes
in the half shell ♪
♪ and they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil shredder
attacks ♪
♪ these turtle boys
don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ splinter taught them
to be ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads,
Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool
but rude ♪
Give me a break!
♪ Michelangelo is a
party dude ♪ party!
♪ Teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ teenage mutant
ninja turtles ♪
♪ heroes in a half shell,
turtle power ♪
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DONATELLO: Yeah, yeah,
that's it. Now keep it up.
I feel like an idiot.
That's ok.
You also look like one.
Now, onto your backs.
Whoa!
Oh, that hurts.
Remember, Michelangelo,
no pain, no gain.
Now spin, spin
as fast as you can.
Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
When I hand
this tape to April,
we'll have a best-selling
exercise cassette--
turtlerobics.
Oh, speaking of April,
it's time to catch her
on the news.
All right!
And you know what that
means-- pizza time!
TV: This is April O'Neill
deep beneath the city,
where urban archaeologists
have made
an amazing discovery--
an ancient temple
of an unknown culture,
buried for millions
of years.
Do you think
there's any chance
they're digging near our
lair, master splinter?
I do not know, but
the possibility exists.
Professor,
have you any idea
which primitive culture
might have built this temple?
I'm afraid not,
Ms. o'Neil.
We haven't a clue.
And so the world
eagerly awaits
the answers
to this mystery.
This is April O'Neill.
Happy hour news.
That's enough, you TV stars.
Back to work.
What a way to live!
♪ Here we go gathering
trash in may ♪
♪ trash in may,
trash in may ♪
What?
What are these freaks
doing in my catacombs?
[ALL YELLING]
Ah, good riddance
to bad rubbish!
Who needs you?
Temple, eh?
Decorate it with
a little garbage,
and this place
might be half livable.
I can stay here
and plot my revenge
against shredder--
ooh hoo hoo!
And krang--
ooh hoo hoo!
And those turtles.
Devil! Ooh hoo ho!
I'll fix them--
jamming me
into that other dimension,
turning me
into this creature,
and then trying
to deep-freeze me!
I'll get even
with them all!
I will! I will!
Why, this isn't a temple.
Of course not.
It's a spaceship.
Who are you?
Where are you?
I'm everywhere.
I'm the ship's computer.
If this is a spaceship,
where's the pilot?
You earthlings aren't
too bright, are you?
It crashed here
300 years ago.
I've been so lonely
these past 3 centuries.
What say we be friends?
How may I help you?
Can this spaceship of yours
fly to another dimension,
say, dimension x?
Oh, sure. Been there
dozens of times.
Worst restaurants in the
entire space/time continuum.
What? How can it do that?
It's got a transdimensional
warp drive.
Show it to me.
It's located
on the power deck.
COMPUTER: There it is.
The perfect lure.
Krang and shredder
would sell their
own mothers
to a pet store
for this!
Can it be taken out?
I suppose, but why?
I need the parts
as bait for a trap!
SHREDDER: Ugh!
Why won't this dimensional
portal generator work?
I need fuel and materials
from dimension x.
Why can't this blasted machine
make contact with it?
Grrr!
Because the entire
technodrome
is low on power,
shredder.
I can barely keep my
night light burning.
I know. I must find
a new source of power.
I must, I must get out of
here and conquer the world!
Oh, not today, boss.
Bebop and me
made plans.
Yeah. You said we could
have the afternoon off.
Not anymore.
You're working
this afternoon.
Start by taking out the garbage.
Oh, but why not use
the auto-incinerators?
Because there isn't enough
power left to run them.
Now go!
Gee, we sure have punched
a lot of holes
in the earth
bringing those pneumatic
modules to the surface.
[BUZZING]
Did you hear something?
Greetings, mutants.
B-b-Baxter, w-what
are you doing here?
I brought a little
present for your boss.
Oh, gee,
it's pretty.
Tell him there's plenty
more where that came from.
Boss! Boss!
Not now,
you cretins!
Can't you see
I'm busy?
Oh, but look at
what we got.
Let me see that.
Why, this is
beryllium crystal.
Beryllium?
The core of a
transdimensional warp drive
that could fly
the technodrome anywhere,
even to dimension x.
Where did you get
[BURP] this?
That fly guy Baxter
gave it to us.
Baxter stockman?
He said there was plenty
where this came from.
I don't like it.
We turned that little
pest into a fly.
Why should he be
doing us any favors?
Who cares?
I never look a gift
horsefly in the mouth.
You must go after him.
And leave your com
link on at all times.
I want to personally
supervise this mission.
Very well.
We'll take
the foot skis.
At least they still
have some fuel.
There's something
over there.
It's another section
of the warp drive.
And look there--
another one!
It's almost as if
he were leading us on.
So what!
I must have all the pieces
of that warp drive.
Forward!
[CACKLING]
The way
I figure it,
those archaeologists
are digging close
to the underground
river.
Yeah, but if they
discover our lair,
we'll never be safe.
So, like, what do
we do, compadres?
I think we'd better
pay them a visit.
Since we'll be
going by water,
this gives me a chance to try
out my newest invention.
Oh, I'm almost
afraid to look.
All right!
Just the thing for a
wave-whacking water party.
I'll use this
if you don't mind.
Cowabunga! I really dig
sewer surfing.
Ah, yes, there's nothing
like a peaceful cruise
down the river.
DONATELLO: It's shredder!
Forget down the river.
We're up the creek!
The turtles!
Annihilate them!
What the heck are those
creepazoids doing here?
When we've stopped them,
you can ask them.
Turtle power!
Ha ha ha!
You shellheads got to
do better than that.
Whoa!
Save some of them
for me.
[GURGLING]
This is like shootin'
turtles in a barrel.
Cowabunga!
Oh, dude!
What a totally
tubular experience.
Those foot skis
are awesome.
Watch out, dudes!
If you think that's something,
wait till you see this.
DONATELLO: I'm getting
too old for this.
Quick, dive!
I think we've finally
seen the last
of those
repulsive reptiles.
Then hard work.
I must get the rest
of that transdimensional
warp drive.
I wonder why shredder
would be interested
in an archaeological dig?
Whatever it is, we've got
to find out the reason.
Hey, I wonder if this has
something to do with it.
What is it?
I don't know,
but it sure is weird.
I'd better hang on
to it just in case.
They'll be here soon!
What to do?
COMPUTER: All right
don't blow a circuit.
Tell me what's the matter.
Company is coming,
and I'm not even ready.
I've got to make
preparations!
I must find something
to blow them to
smithereens.
Were these visitors the ones
who turned you into a fly?
Exactly right!
That's why I must
have my revenge.
Then I think I have
just the thing.
Closer.
This looks promising.
My sensors indicate a rat
on deck a, compartment 12.
Go for it.
With pleasure.
There it is.
All right.
You dirty rat.
It turned him
into an ant!
What the heck
kind of a gun is this?
It's a muta-zoo ray.
It can turn any anyone
into any animal you want.
Look at the dial.
You mean,
this gun can turn people
into all these
different creatures?
Precisely.
Oh, boy, am I going to
have fun with this gadget!
Ah, we're never gonna catch
up with them at this rate.
Hang on! There's a
shortcut coming up!
At last, out of
that scummy water,
and into a nice
grungy tunnel.
KRANG: Good. Another section.
Attach it to the end
of the drive.
The transdimensional
warp drive
is almost complete.
It's just missing
one final piece.
Onward.
Wait, krang. This
is obviously a trap.
Baxter stockman is
just luring us on.
KRANG: We can handle
that, bug brain!
Now move.
Into the tunnel,
quickly.
I don't like this
one little bit, krang.
It's too dangerous.
Who cares?
I must have
the final piece
of the transdimensional
warp drive!
I wonder if
he means this?
It must be in there.
Someone has to retrieve it.
Bebop. Rocksteady.
I volunteer you two.
Wait. You said
it was dangerous.
Yeah! Why should we
stick our necks out?
If you don't, I'll cut
you into fish bait
and throw you
to the sea slugs.
Well, ok, as long as
you ask in a nice way.
COMPUTER: Why aren't you using
the muta-zoo ray on them?
Because nothing could make
those two look any worse.
All clear, boss.
It's safe
to come in.
Think we should get
involved in this?
I'm in no hurry.
What is
this place?
KRANG: This must be a
pan-dimensional space ship.
We can install
the warp drive
and leave
for dimension x at once.
Except that Baxter stockman
is on board somewhere.
Wow.
What a good guesser
you are.
At last, shredder, I'm
going to pay you back
for what you did
to me.
Easy, Baxter.
And now you're going
to know how it feels.
Because you're about to
spend the rest of your life
as a fly.
[Screams
what was that scream?
We'd better
check it out.
[High-pitched voice]
I don't believe it.
I'm a fly.
All right, Baxter,
buzz off.
Oh, boy!
The turtles!
My life is complete.
Where's Michelangelo?
He was here
a minute ago.
I don't believe it!
He's been
turned into
a teenage mutant
ninja gerbil!
Who does Baxter
think he is
turning Michelangelo
into a gerbil.
I'm startin'
to get mad!
You're mad?
How do you think
I feel about it, dude?
Boss, are you ok?
Uh, where are you, boss?
[BUZZING]
I'm right here.
Here I am.
Aw, get away,
you pesky fly.
Stop, you fool.
It's me.
Look, bebop,
it's the boss.
Uh, neat trick, boss.
How'd you do it?
Baxter fly did it,
you idiot.
Now get me
out of here
before he does
anything more to me!
What do we
do now, krang?
Bring the warp drive.
Sure thing, krang.
Bebop, get that warp
thing-a-ma-jig.
COMPUTER: Now, Baxter, get the
warp drive before they do.
Ok, ok,
let's not get pushy.
Who was that?
Uh, the ship's
computer, maybe?
Give me that warp drive.
I want it back!
Come and closer and you'll
wind up on my windshield.
Why thank you,
hog breath.
Ooh, we better scram
before he turns us
into something ugly.
We're gonna have
to go after Baxter.
Swell, so he can
turn us into wombats?
We got to get that ray
gun away from him.
It's our only hope
of getting
Michelangelo
back to normal.
Yeah.
How am I gonna
scare bad guys
when I look
like this?
What do we
do now, krang?
KRANG: We must get
that weapon from Baxter
and return shredder
to normal.
Bebop. Rocksteady.
You two go in there
and get it.
Uh, ok, boss.
Hey, how come we got to
take orders from an insect?
Because I'm your superior,
you miserable mutant.
Oh, yeah?
Now who's the boss?
[BZZZ] Very well.
What are your demands?
What's all that?
I'll be it's that computer
that was talking to Baxter.
COMPUTER: I'll bet
you're right.
Where's Baxter?
What's he done
with the mutation gun?
I'm not telling.
Baxter's my friend,
and I like him.
We have ways
of making you talk.
What are you doing?
Don't touch that lever.
Aah!
Now, where's Baxter?
I...I can't remember.
A few thousand volts ought
to job your memory chips.
Aah! All right,
all right.
He's on the bridge.
He's going to fly the
spaceship to dimension x.
Is there
any protection
against that
mutation ray?
Yes, there is
one thing--
go up to "c" deck.
And you'll find...
And I want, oh, uh...
A lifetime subscription
to my favorite
comic books.
You're wasting
valuable time.
The turtles
are in there.
They might have
the gun already.
There, it's done.
Now to make
this bird fly.
Not so fast, Baxter.
Aah!
Monsters!
We'll just take that,
if you don't mind.
Not in this
lifetime.
You hairy
little scuz bucket!
Sorry. You'll just have
to find it for yourself,
and you've got
3 minutes to do it,
that is, unless you want to come
along with me to dimension x!
[CACKLING]
There it goes!
Quick! After it!
What are--
this must be
the ship's galley.
You see, gaston?
I told you we would find
turtles for the turtle soup.
Julienne them quickly.
You wait here,
little buddy.
Who could have told them
there were turtles coming?
COMPUTER:
Why, me, of course.
I am programmed
to make supper out of you.
Then I'll just have to
do some reprogramming.
"Food-o-matic
instructions."
Turtle soup, huh?
Hurry up, boy genius. Start
cooking up something.
This ought to do it.
What did you do
to them?
Simple. I programmed them
to make chopped robot salad.
Now to take care
of Michelangelo.
He's back to normal.
Michelangelo,
are you all right?
What do you
feel like?
Whoa, I feel like a pizza!
He's back to normal,
all right.
Uh-oh! The transdimensional
warp drive
is warmed up.
We'd better
get out of here.
How we gonna get
that gizmo, anyway?
[TURTLES GRUNTING]
Does that
answer your question?
Gimme that!
Hey, hog-breath,
give that back!
The spaceship...
It's about to blast off!
Let's
get out of here!
Baxter's taking off
for dimension x!
Gee, I don't
think he's gonna
get very far
without this.
Ha ha ha!
Adios, earth!
Wilkommen,
dimension x!
What's happening?
COMPUTER: Did you remember to put the
retaining bolt in the warp drive assembly?
Now, how would I remember?
I have the brain
of a fly!
Well, it's been
a terrific 483 years.
Yaah!
Where am I?
This isn't dimension x!
What more can happen to me?
[SCREAMING]
Help me! Help me!
You've got
the muta-zoo gun.
Turn it up
to normal--now!
What's
the magic word?
Oh, very well.
Please.
Well, uh...
We'll think about it.
I wonder what happened
to those archaeologists.
Yeah, those dudes
could be digging
into our
pizza pantry any minute.
Let's find out if April is
doing a report on the dig.
Woman, on TV:
I don't believe it.
First that
horrible monster...
And now, the temple
has vanished.
Professor,
do you have a message
for your fellow
archaeologists?
Only one--
stay away
from this area!
Whatever you do,
don't dig here!
This entire place
is cursed!
I don't believe it.
We've been
saved by science.
[ALL LAUGH]
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