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[MM]: Are you a narrator? Do you absolutely hate what the scriptwriter has done to your completely peaceful world?
[MM]: Well then, get back at them using this super cool, totally lame, new weapon:
[MM]: NARRATOR'S ABSOLUTE POWER!
[DM]: What the [beep]?! This is- this is crazy! Why did I sign up for this?
[MM]: Hmph. (Executes Narrator's Absolute Power)
[DM] (Chokes, regains balance) What is it for?
[MM]: Glad you asked! Narrator's Absolute Power only exists because of a loophole in
[MM]: Scriptwriting Law...
[MM]: It states that...
[DM]: That's BullShu-- [MM]: (N.A.P.) [DM]: (chokes, regains)
[MM]: Anyways, let's say that random guy over there...
[DM]: Who, me? (Chokes again -_-, regains)
[MM]: Anyways, lets say he goes and tries to charge up for the camera. Go ahead, try.
[DM]: (Loads up)
[MM]: I can use Narrator's Absolute Power to keep him from hurting himself. (Executes)
[DM]: HYU-- (falls)
[MM]: (Executes)
[DM]: (Rises)
[MM]: We would tell you more if we had the time... but we kinda don't.
[MM]: And besides, this is classified information, so you gotta be a narrator to find out.
[Matt]: Wait wait wait: Are you plotting against me?
[MM]: Of-of-of course not sir! Why would I do that?
[Matt]: Well, I can alter the script.
[MM]: Well, I control the community. So HAH!
[Matt]: Well, I can send in a ninja to kill you. And that ninja is... [MM]: NO NO NO, DON'T TELL ME I KNOW WHO IT IS!
[Matt]: Okay fine. But he can still kill you.
[MM]: No he can't, cuz I'm invincible!
[Matt]: Prove it.
[MM]: DEUS EX MACH- [Matt]: Die.
[MM]: (Falls to ground and dies)
[Matt]: DEUS EX MACHINA!
[N2]: Call 1800-555-1359 in order to order your ability to order the brand new Narrator's Absolute Power Machine.
[N2]: Uhh... who's this guy?
[DM]: Huh? Wait, what did I miss? All I saw...
[DM]: All I saw was - umuh - I stood up, and then the narrator guy, he got into this argument with this loud voice thing, and then the narrator guy died.
[N2]: Shut up.
[DM]: Don't tell me to shut up you stupid other narrator! I can do what-- [N2]: Die. [DM]: (Falls to ground and dies.)
[N2]: So uhh anyways... Call 1800-555-1359 in order to order your ability to order the brand new Narrator's Absolute Power Machine. This is open to narrators only. CALL NAOUGHW!
[Mike]: Crap, I need my algebra textbook. [Matt]: Haha... Are you sure you need your algebra textbook? [Mike]: Why the heck not?
[Mike]: Yippidi Yippidi Doo Dah Yippidi Doo Dah (some other random mumble)
[Mike]: With Narrator's Absolute Power... Wait, Hold on. (Claps) I can use Narrator's Absolute (mumblemumble) [Matt]: (laughs)
[Mike]: (Slaps self repeatedly) Ok.
[Mike]: Can you make that go up a little? [Matt]: (Unintentionally coughs, does so)
[Mike]: Totally Awesome, Completely Lame, new item for narrators: (Fails at throwing Cube) Narrator's Absolute Power!
[Mike]: (Walks off screen) Ooh! I actually did that right!
[Mike]: ... All scriptwriters must give the Narrator to uhh bleh bleh bleh x about 100' [Matt]: (Laughs)
[Dinklebob]: OMG my tailbone! AUGH! [Matt]: (Laughs)