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-- to get you justice.
Enjoying the scenery?
Or did you just need to get somewhere, at a moderate pace --
-- but were too tired to walk?
[police sirens]
If you're like most families in the Rochester area --
-- you've indulged in rickshaws a time or two.
[police sirens]
If you're like my family, you paid the price --
-- for what was supposed to be... a good time.
I was having the time of my life on that rickshaw.
I was wearing my favorite scarf, a hilariously long one.
And the rickshaw driver said nothing, so I thought it was cool.
When my scarf got caught in the wheel --
-- all oxygen was cut off from my brain.
Now the doctors say I don't think so good --
-- and I go balls-out crazy every time I see scarves.
[demonic shriek]
Prosciutto and Barnes were there for me.
They understood me!
And got me the tens of dollars I deserve!
Give us a call.
We've helped dozens and we'll help --
No pencils means no writing...
No writing means no knowledge...
No knowledge means no love...
I'm Ian Wellingsly, BCB News, Britian.