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Emcee: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE GLITTER GIRLS BOLLYWOOD PAGEANT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
COME ON, KHLO, KHLO!
Abby: I NAMED KHLOE AFTER KHLOé KARDASHIAN
'CAUSE THEY'RE BOTH LOUD AND OUTSPOKEN.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ HISSES ]
BROOKLYN IS A HANDFUL, BUT SHE HAS A NICE, PRETTY FACE.
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU CAN PUT A PRETTY DRESS ON AN UGLY GIRL,
BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE THEIR FACE.
[ GROANING ]
MA'LEEH JUST BURNS ALL MY ENERGY.
BUT NADIA IS MY GOOD CHILD. SHE'S MY WORLD.
COME ON.
WE ARE SUPER LATE. I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."
IS MA'LEEH HERE, Y'ALL?
[ WAILING ]
NUMBER FIVE, Y'ALL. THIS IS KHLOE!
OKAY.
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I'M TASHA LAND, AND I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF GLITTER GIRLS BOLLYWOOD PAGEANT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BOLLYWOOD IS THE INDIAN VERSION OF HOLLYWOOD.
IT'S THE GLITZ, THE GLAM,
THE BEAUTY, THE SILKS, AND THE SARIS,
AND ALL THE BEAUTIFUL COSTUMES AND THE JEWELS.
A LOT OF THE PARENTS WERE A LITTLE CONFUSED WITH BOLLYWOOD.
THEY KIND OF THOUGHT NATIVE AMERICAN.
THEY KIND OF THOUGHT THAT, YOU KNOW --
THE WHOLE AMERICAN INDIAN WITH THE...
YOU KNOW, WITH THE THINGS ON THEIR HEAD
AND THE NAVAJO INDIANS AND...
SO I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ DUCK QUACKING ]
[ DUCK CALL SOUNDING ]
Abby: COME SAY "HI." I SEE A DUCK.
MY NAME IS ABBY, AND MY 2-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, KHLOE,
IS FULL-THROTTLE AND FULL GLITZ.
[ CHUCKLES ]
CALL THEM.
SHOW ME HOW YOU DO IT.
[ CRIES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
Abby: I AM A SINGLE MOM, AND KHLOE IS MY ONLY CHILD.
I NAMED KHLOE AFTER KHLOé KARDASHIAN.
MY KHLOE AND KHLOé KARDASHIAN ARE VERY SIMILAR
BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH LOUD AND OUTSPOKEN.
[ SCREAMS ]
YOU BLOW.
THEY JUST DEFINITELY WANT THEIR OWN WAY WHEN THEY WANT IT.
NO. [ CHUCKLES ]
I'M LIKE THAT. [ CHUCKLES ]
KHLOE HAS WON EVERYTHING.
WHEN SHE FIRST STARTED, WE DID GET A PRINCESS OR TWO.
BUT NOW SHE HAS WON ALL THE WAY UP
TO MEGA ULTIMATE GRAND SUPREME, GRAND SUPREME, BEAUTY SUPREME,
MINI SUPREME, DIVISIONAL SUPREME.
THERE ARE DEFINITELY A LOT OF SUPREME TITLES.
[ SCREAMS ]
OF COURSE, EVERYBODY WANTS THE MEGA GRAND SUPREME,
BUT AS LONG AS SHE WINS A SUPREME TITLE, I'LL BE HAPPY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH! [ CHUCKLES ]
WHY DAD DIDN'T SEESAW WITH YOU? DID YOU ASK HIM?
MY NAME IS GARRIEL, AND MY DAUGHTER IS MA'LEEH.
OOH, JESUS. [ CHUCKLES ]
SHE'S A HANDFUL.
MY TWO DAUGHTERS, MA'LEEH AND NADIA,
STARTED OUT DOING NATURAL PAGEANTS,
AND THIS IS OUR FIRST GLITZ PAGEANT.
SO WE DON'T EXPECT TO LEAVE WITH THE HIGHEST TITLE,
BUT WE BETTER LEAVE WITH A TITLE.
[ MA'LEEH CRYING ]
PLAY WITH ME.
I'M A GOOD SISTER TO NADIA.
[ CRYING ]
[ CRYING ]
Garriel: I TREAT NADIA TOTALLY DIFFERENT
BECAUSE I AM VERY LAZY.
I'M EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT, AND I'M A LITTLE FAT.
NADIA'S MY GOOD CHILD 'CAUSE SHE LETS ME REST.
MA'LEEH JUST BURNS ALL MY ENERGY.
[ CRYING ]
[ MA'LEEH CRYING ]
IT'S LIKE HER CRYING NOW -- IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
I'M JUST LIKE, "SHUT UP."
IF IT WAS NADIA, I'D PROBABLY BE ALL,
"OH, MY GOD, BABY. WHAT DO YOU WANT? LET'S GO."
MNH-MNH.
HER -- "YOU'RE 6. HUSH UP."
CONTESTANT NUMBER THREE, MA'LEEH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
ARE YOU GOING TOO FAST?
Marcus: SOME DAYS, MA'LEEH WILL DO GREAT,
AND OTHER DAYS, SHE ACT LIKE A LITTLE --
I DON'T KNOW -- A CRYBABY. SHE JUST DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT?
NADIA, YOU WANT TO SHOW MA'LEEH HOW IT'S DONE?
DO THE PAGEANT, NADIA.
SEE HOW SHE'S HAVING FUN?
SHE'S NOT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT, BUT SHE'S HAVING FUN. LOOK.
Garriel: NADIA -- SHE'S MY WORLD. SHE IS.
I DON'T FEEL BAD.
SHE'S MY BABY.
WHO'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD?
NADIA IS.
♪ HEY, UH-HUH ♪
[ LAUGHING ]
Sabrina: I'M COMING. LET'S GO SEE.
I'M SABRINA, AND MY 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, BROOKLYN,
IS ONE GLITZY HILLBILLY.
[ FARTS ]
[ FARTS ]
WHO WAS THAT, BROOK?
BROOKLYN "***" A LOT.
I TRY NOT TO LET HER SAY THE WORD "FART,"
BUT WHAT HAPPENS HAPPENS.
Brooklyn: I'M BROOKLYN, AND I'M 4.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ FARTS ]
Sabrina: OH. OH. ARE YOU OKAY?
[ Chuckling ] HERE.
BROOKLYN USUALLY SUPREMES.
SHE GOT FIRST RUNNER-UP AT THREE PAGEANTS,
AND THOSE WERE THE ONLY PAGEANTS THAT BROOKLYN HAS LOST.
BROOKLYN'S BEEN RETIRED FOR ABOUT FOUR MONTHS.
ONE OF THE REASONS WE RETIRED IS BECAUSE SHE STARTED LOSING,
AND WE'RE COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT
TO DO A BOLLYWOOD PAGEANT IN DALLAS.
BROOK WANTED TO DO ANOTHER PAGEANT,
SO I FIGURED THIS WOULD BE A GOOD ONE TO TRY.
NO, NO, NO.
[ CAT MEOWS ]
MY KITTY'S NAME IS LOLLIPOPS AND GUMDROPS,
AND HER MIDDLE NAME IS SWEET TART.
[ CAT YOWLS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Sabrina: OH, WHAT'S THAT?
A DEAD HOG.
NO.
Kyle: I DON'T LIKE PAGEANTS.
WASTE OF TIME, WASTE OF MONEY.
COULD BE HUNTING OR FISHING.
THAT WAY, WHEN YOU'RE 24 AND KILL YOUR FIRST DEER,
YOUR HUSBAND AIN'T GOT TO DO ALL THE WORK
WHILE YOU SIT AND WATCH TV IN THE HOUSE.
Sabrina: EW!
[ LAUGHING ]
DON'T LET THE CAT EAT THE CATFISH.
IS THAT CANNIBALISM?
BROOKLYN IS A HANDFUL.
BUT SHE LIKES BEING ONSTAGE,
AND SHE HAS A NICE, PRETTY FACE.
A JUDGE AT ANY PAGEANT
IS LOOKING FOR A CHILD THAT'S FACIALLY GIFTED.
YOU CAN PUT A PRETTY DRESS ON AN UGLY GIRL,
BUT YOU CAN'T CHANGE THEIR FACE.
Garriel: OOH. IT'S GONNA COME OUT.
NO.
MY BIGGEST CONCERN
WITH HER LOSING HER TOOTH DAYS BEFORE THE PAGEANT --
I'M NOT SO SURE THAT WE'RE GONNA EVEN BE ABLE
TO RECEIVE HER FLIPPER IN TIME.
IT'S OUR FIRST GLITZ PAGEANT,
AND MY CHILD CANNOT GO ONSTAGE WITH A MISSING TOOTH.
IT'S JUST GONNA BE ALL OF OUR TIME AND MONEY WASTED.
IT'S A SLIM POSSIBILITY
THAT THE GIRL WHO NEED A FLIPPER LAST-MINUTE
IS NOT GONNA DO THE PAGEANT.
COME ON, BABY.
I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
FIRST LET ME SEE HOW LOOSE IT IS.
SHE'S AT THE AGE WHERE ALL HER TEETH ARE STARTING TO FALL OUT,
AND I FEAR THAT THE DAY OF THE PAGEANT,
HER TEETH MIGHT FALL OUT, OR THE NIGHT BEFORE, AND WE WON'T BE PREPARED.
DADDY, IT HURTS!
OH, MY GOD. [ CHUCKLES ]
MARCUS.
Marcus: DON'T.
WHAT? BAM.
WHAT?
IT'S A FULL GLITZ PAGEANT.
SHE MAY GET COUNTED OFF POINTS FOR NOT EVEN HAVING A FLIPPER
EVEN IF SHE DID HAVE ALL OF HER TEETH.
BUT NOW SHE'S MISSING A TOOTH,
AND WE STILL MAY NOT HAVE A FLIPPER,
AND THAT'S GONNA BE MAJOR DEDUCTIONS.
OH, MY GOD.
HOW DISGUSTING.
Sabrina: LET'S GO GET THE DOOR.
[ GIGGLING ]
WE'RE GOING TO THE BOLLYWOOD PAGEANT THIS WEEKEND.
I DON'T KNOW. [ CHUCKLES ]
HEY, BROOK.
HEY.
WHEN BROOKLYN'S MOM CALLED ME
AND SAID WE HAD AN INDIAN ROUTINE,
I GOT EXCITED ABOUT FEATHERS.
IT'S BOLLYWOOD.
I THINK THAT'S, LIKE, THIS KIND OF INDIAN.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO WORK ON FIRST?
OKAY. FIRST THING -- WHAT SHE NEED ON HER FACE?
THERE YOU GO. READY?
SHARP. SHARP.
UP, DOWN, UP.
I WAS LIKE, "HOW DO YOU DO A BOLLYWOOD COSTUME
WITHOUT EVERY SINGLE CHILD LOOKING THE SAME?"
COVERED IN SARAS -- SARIS? IS THAT WHAT THEY'RE CALLED?
OR IS THAT A DIFFERENT...
SARI?
SORRY. SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
NOW, WHEN YOU DO YOUR ARMS, SHARP.
SHARP. DOWN, UP.
WHERE'S YOUR SMILE? WE LOST IT.
SMILE THE WHOLE TIME, 'CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA SAY,
"THAT LITTLE GIRL IS NO FUN BECAUSE SHE'S NOT SMILING."
IT'S -- IT'S FAR AWAY.
Sabrina: WHERE IS IT?
AND FOR MY SMILE -- AND IT'S IN FORT WORTH.
[ SLURPS ]
Khloe: [ SCREAMS ]
WE GOT TO PACK IT UP.
[ SCREAMS ]
WE NEED YOUR HAT.
NO!
Abby: I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE BOLLYWOOD PAGEANT.
IT'S A THEME THAT WE'VE NEVER COMPETED IN BEFORE.
YOU WANT TO WEAR THIS THIS WEEKEND?
NO?
BOLLYWOOD WEAR IS GOING TO BE A PERSIAN PARROT.
[ WAILING ]
KHLOE DEFINITELY LIKES TO SQUAWK,
SO SHE'LL HAVE FUN WITH IT.
YOU GONNA WEAR THIS FOR BOLLYWOOD?
[ SCREAMS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ WHINES ]
[ CRYING ]
Abby: [ LAUGHS ]
Garriel: ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME?
OKAY. GIVE ME THE STUFF.
I'LL SIT RIGHT HERE, AND YOU JUST GIVE IT TO ME.
HEADING INTO THE PAGEANT AS OF RIGHT NOW,
I'M NOT SO SURE THAT WE'RE GONNA EVEN BE ABLE
TO RECEIVE HER FLIPPER IN TIME.
I WOULD NEVER, EVER -- NOT EVEN IN A NATURAL PAGEANT --
I WOULD NEVER SEND MY CHILD ONSTAGE WITH MISSING TEETH.
LIKE, IF THE FLIPPER DOESN'T COME IN IN TIME,
MA'LEEH WILL NOT GO ONSTAGE, AND I WILL PROMISE YOU THAT.
♪ PAGEANT DANCE, WE'RE GOING TO THE PAGEANT ♪
NADIA, YOU GONNA PUT YOUR BAG IN?
LET DADDY GET IT.
OKAY, WELL, DADDY GET YOU AND THE BAG.
Garriel: NO.
[ SIGHS ]
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE GLITTER GIRLS BOLLYWOOD PAGEANT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THE BOLLYWOOD PAGEANT IS PRETTY MUCH
THE GLITZ AND GLAM OF THE INDIAN HOLLYWOOD.
I HAD SOME --
THIS THEME, I THINK PEOPLE JUST THOUGHT OF INDIA
AS BEING MAYBE, LIKE, THE GENIES.
A LOT OF THEM WERE KIND OF MAYBE ASSOCIATING COWS WITH INDIA.
NO. [ CHUCKLES ]
THIS IS GONNA BE THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING EVER.
[ KHLOE CRYING ]
KHLOE IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL, SASSY, PERSNICKETY LITTLE THING.
OH, WHOA, WHOA. HAIR PIECE. HERE.
AND SHE SUPREMES A LOT,
BUT SOMETIMES SHE GETS REALLY, REALLY CRAZY AND OVER-THE-TOP,
SO WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE HOW SHE FARES IN THIS PAGEANT.
WE GOT LOTS OF STUFF.
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
Sabrina: WE'RE HERE.
BROOKLYN IS PROBABLY THE ONE TO WATCH.
SHE HAS BEEN COMPETING FOR A WHILE,
BUT SHE'S, LIKE, THAT SUPREME-LEVEL TYPE OF WINNER.
[ FARTS ]
PAGEANT DIVA IS HERE.
Tasha: MA'LEEH -- THIS IS HER FIRST TIME
COMPETING IN A GLITZ-PAGEANT SYSTEM.
AND EVEN THOUGH HER MOM IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY ANY DAY NOW,
SHE'S DEFINITELY COMING IN PLAYING TO WIN.
SAY, "GET THE BAGS, DADDY."
GET MY BAGS!
MA'LEEH'S MOM HAS ANOTHER DAUGHTER.
OH, MY GOD. I LOVE THIS LITTLE GIRL.
LIKE, I JUST KIND OF WANT TO STEAL HER,
NOT LIKE IN A WEIRD CHILD-ABDUCTION SENSE.
SHE HAS FULL GLITZ POTENTIAL.
HI!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, IT IS TIME TO GET READY
TO SHOW OFF YOUR GLITZ, GLAM,
AND ALL THAT GLITTER YOU GOT GOING ON.
WE'RE GONNA START OUR BEAUTY COMPETITION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Stefani: FOR A GLITZ PAGEANT,
I THINK THAT YOU GOT TO BRING YOUR BAG OF TRICKS WITH YOU,
AND THAT HAS TO INCLUDE THE HAIR SPRAY AND THE GOWN.
THERE COMES A POINT WHERE YOU CAN ONLY DO
SO MANY MORE KISSY FACES.
IF YOU'RE GOING INTO A GLITZ PAGEANT,
YOU GOT TO GET THE GLITTER OUT.
ALL RIGHT. OPEN YOUR EYES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ FARTS ]
OH, MY GOD.
[ FARTS ]
[ LAUGHING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ FARTS ]
MOVE, PLEASE.
TODAY I AM A NERVOUS WRECK.
Marcus: AT THE PAGEANT, MY WIFE GET A LITTLE BIT EMOTIONAL.
OF COURSE WE WANT TO WIN, BUT THE SAME TIME,
WE WANT THEM TO ENJOY THEIR SELF
AS OPPOSED TO MAMA CONSTANTLY CRITICIZING.
AT SOME POINT, YOU GOT TO WORK ON NOT BEING SERIOUS
AND THEN YOU CAN ENJOY PAGEANTS, LIFE.
Garriel: ALL THE STRESS OF MAKEUP AND HAIR AND --
OH, HAVING TWO DAUGHTERS DOING THIS PAGEANT
MAY JUST BE ENOUGH TO SEND ME INTO LABOR.
[ CRYING ]
Abby: KHLOE IS NOT BEING A PAGEANT QUEEN.
SHE IS DEFINITELY BEING A DRAMA QUEEN.
[ CRYING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
BEAUTY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SCORE OF THE PAGEANT.
[ CRYING ]
AND THAT'S THE SCORE THAT CAN EITHER MAKE OR BREAK YOU.
OKAY. EASY.
[ SCREAMS ]
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, JOINING US UP ON THE STAGE,
CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE...
[ SCREAMING ]
...KHLOE!
KHLOE, YOU HAVE SOMETHING ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
[ KHLOE SCREAMING ]
CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE, KHLOE!
[ SCREAMING ]
THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TODAY
IS KHLOE GO ONSTAGE WITH A BAD ATTITUDE AND THROW A FIT,
AND THEN WE JUST COMPLETELY BOMB THE WHOLE PAGEANT.
KHLOE, YOU HAVE SOMETHING ALL OVER YOUR FACE.
[ SCREAMS ]
Shh!
[ AUDIENCE MURMURING ]
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, JOINING US UP ON THE STAGE
IS CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE.
THIS IS KHLOE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
KHLOE RIGHT HERE IS 2 YEARS OLD.
AND A FUN FACT ABOUT KHLOE
IS THAT SHE LIKES TO DUCK HUNT WITH HER PAPA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Leslie: KHLOE DID REALLY WELL IN HER BEAUTY.
I THOUGHT SHE HAD A LOT OF ENERGY.
I THOUGHT SHE LOOKED REALLY PRETTY.
SHE DID SEEM LIKE SHE WAS RUNNING FROM HER MOTHER,
BUT SHE SEEMED LIKE SHE WAS ENJOYING HERSELF.
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL. CAN I PLEASE HAVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE?
THIS IS CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE. THAT IS KHLOE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Abby: KHLOE DID GOOD ON BEAUTY.
SHE WAS FULL OF ENERGY,
AND I DIDN'T GET A RIGHT HOOK, SO IT WAS GOOD.
MAMA!
[ CHUCKLES ]
BEAUTY.
[ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.
I'M KIND OF NERVOUS BEING BACK AT A PAGEANT AFTER RETIREMENT.
YOU HAVING FUN YET?
I'M NERVOUS ON WHAT TO EXPECT FOR ME AND BROOKLYN.
STOP. SLOW DOWN.
OOH.
AS LONG AS HER BEAUTY AND HER *** DON'T GET CONFUSED,
WE'LL BE OKAY.
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, JOINING US ON THE STAGE
IS CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE, Y'ALL!
THIS IS BROOKLYN, Y'ALL!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
BROOK, YOUR "X"! YOUR "X"!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Emcee: BROOKLYN HERE LOVES HER SOME CATFISH.
SHE LOVES TO SKIN A GOOD CATFISH, TOO.
CATFISH! YEAH. PRETTY HANDS.
BROOKLYN!
GO BACK TO YOUR "X."
BROOKLYN!
Emcee: ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, BROOKLYN.
WE APPRECIATE YOU. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE, Y'ALL. THAT'S BROOKLYN, Y'ALL.
Stefani: IN BROOKLYN'S BEAUTY, I FELT LIKE SHE WAS JUST NOT 100%.
IF YOU'RE NOT FILLING THE 90 SECONDS
WITH SOMETHING WORTHWHILE, THEN PLEASE LEAVE THE STAGE.
WHY DID YOU CROSS YOUR ARMS AND GET RUDE?
YOU DID GOOD UNTIL YOU CROSSED YOUR ARMS
LIKE A PISSY LITTLE BRAT.
YOU'RE ALL OVER IT.
NADIA TOOK UP MOST OF OUR TIME.
I DIDN'T THINK THAT IT WAS GONNA TAKE ME
AS LONG AS IT WAS GONNA TAKE ME,
SO MY HUSBAND TOOK NADIA ONSTAGE.
COME ON, BABY.
ALL RIGHT, JOINING US NEXT ON THE STAGE, THIS IS NADIA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
10:26.
WHEN I FINALLY DECIDED TO CHECK THE TIME, IT WAS ALREADY 10:26.
MA'LEEH HAD TO BE ONSTAGE AT 10:30.
MAMA, I HAVE TO WASH IT.
MA'LEEH, IT'S OKAY.
ONLY THING I WAS STRESSED ABOUT
WAS I STILL HAD LIKE HALF OF HER HAIR TO GO.
Emcee: FUN FACT ABOUT NADIA
IS THAT SHE JUST LIKES TO BE PLAIN OLD NADIA.
MA'LEEH, WHAT IS IT?
[ MUMBLES ]
TAKE IT OUT.
YOU CAN GO ONSTAGE WITHOUT A TOOTH.
I DON'T CARE. I DON'T GIVE A DANG.
I PROMISE YOU, I DON'T.
THE FLIPPER WAS YUCKY.
MAMA, WASH IT OFF, PLEASE.
IT'S PROBABLY CHOKING HER.
SHE WAS NOT CHOKING. SHE BEING A GOD-DANG DIVA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Emcee: ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, NADIA.
WE APPRECIATE YOU.
COME ON, PLEASE.
CAN I PLEASE HAVE CONTESTANT NUMBER 21, MA'LEEH?
COME ON.
WE ARE SUPER LATE. I'M LIKE, "OH, MY GOD."
Emcee: MA'LEEH?
PLEASE COME ON. PLEASE COME ON.
MA'LEEH, PLEASE COME UP ONTO THE STAGE.
IT IS YOUR TIME TO SHINE.
Emcee: CAN I PLEASE HAVE CONTESTANT NUMBER 21, MA'LEEH?
WHERE ARE YOU AT?
MA'LEEH, PLEASE COME UP ONTO THE STAGE.
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
COME ON.
IS MA'LEEH HERE, Y'ALL? [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, THERE SHE IS. ALL RIGHT.
COME ON UP, MA'LEEH. THERE SHE IS.
COME ON UP HERE AND SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT.
[ APPLAUSE ]
THIS IS CONTESTANT NUMBER 21.
THIS IS MA'LEEH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
AND A LITTLE FUN FACT ABOUT MA'LEEH
IS THAT SHE WILL LET YOU KNOW WHO IS THE BOSS.
WAIT! WAIT!
YOU WENT TOO FAST.
SLOW DOWN. OKAY?
I'M TOTALLY PISSED.
I REALLY DON'T EVEN CARE HOW MA'LEEH'S FEELING RIGHT NOW. I REALLY DON'T.
SHE GETS ONSTAGE AND ACT
LIKE SHE'S NEVER, EVER DONE A PAGEANT BEFORE, EVER.
I'M JUST TOTALLY DONE.
MARCUS, IF SHE LEAVES THE STAGE BEFORE THEY'RE FINISHED TALKING,
SHE GETS DEDUCTED POINTS.
I THINK GARRIEL IS COMPETITIVE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
SHE DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO GET MA'LEEH TO RESPOND.
IT'S ALL RIGHT TO CRITICIZE,
BUT YOU HAVE TO CRITICIZE THEM IN A PRODUCTIVE WAY.
WE GONNA PRACTICE AND PRACTICE AND PRACTICE SOME MORE.
NOW IT'S TIME TO GET ON AND START SHOWING
EVERYBODY THE BOLLYWOOD WEAR PART OF THE COMPETITION.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
FOR BOLLYWOOD, WE WANT TO SEE EXTRAVAGANZA --
FLASHY COSTUMES, DANCING GIRLS,
LOTS OF BRIGHT COLORS, AND A LOT OF ENERGY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ KHLOE WHINES ]
Abby: KHLOE'S BOLLYWOOD WEAR IS GOING TO BE A PERSIAN PARROT.
AND IT'S GONNA BE LOTS OF FEATHERS. IT'S BLUE.
AND SHE'S DEFINITELY GONNA BE FLAPPING AROUND A LOT ONSTAGE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ WHINING ]
ARE YOU CRANKY TODAY?
[ SCREAMS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Emcee: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT'S MISS LONDON RIGHT THERE,
ROLLING OFF THE STAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR PERSIAN PARROT'S GOING NIGHT-NIGHT.
Abby: KHLOE WAS VERY TIRED TODAY.
SHE WAS YAWNING BEFORE WE CAME IN,
AND SHE HASN'T HAD A NAP,
AND SHE HAS TO GO ONSTAGE IN ABOUT THREE MINUTES.
DO THE WALK. WALK, WALK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
KHLOE'S ASLEEP RIGHT NOW.
TICKLE. TICKLE. TICKLE. TICKLE. YEAH, SHE'S ASLEEP.
[ CHUCKLES ] KHLOE'S ASLEEP. SHE'S LOST HER ENERGY.
ALL RIGHT, IF I CAN PLEASE ASK --
THE GIRLS AGES 19 MONTHS TO 35 MONTHS, PLEASE LINE UP.
KHLOE, WAKE UP.
Abby: THE PERSIAN PARROT HAS NO FLIGHT RIGHT NOW,
SO IT'S GONNA BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW WE'RE GONNA GET HER UP.
THIS BIRD DEFINITELY NEEDS TO FLY.
THE GIRLS AGES 19 MONTHS TO 35 MONTHS, PLEASE LINE UP.
KHLOE, WAKE UP.
Abby: SHE'S TAKING A NAP, AND I'M THINKING,
"GREAT. HERE WE GO. WE GOT TO WAKE UP THE LITTLE MONSTER."
I KNOW. I KNOW.
[ CRYING ]
SHH. HEY, LOOK.
[ SCREAMS ]
19-THROUGH-35-MONTH AGE DIVISION, PLEASE LINE UP.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Emcee: NEXT UP ONSTAGE,
THIS IS CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE, Y'ALL.
THIS IS KHLOE!
[ SCREAMS ]
COME ON.
[ CRYING ]
OKAY.
KHLOE!
OKAY.
[ CRYING ]
KHLOE!
KHLOE!
KHLOE ENDED UP GETTING TIRED AS THE PAGEANT WENT ON.
I THINK IT WAS A LONG DAY FOR HER.
SHE FELL APART. SHE NEEDED A NAP.
SHE NEEDED TO GO AND TAKE A NAP.
[ CRYING ]
SHE'S TOO TIRED.
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE.
THAT IS KHLOE. THANK YOU, KHLOE.
SHE WANTS TO SLEEP. [ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
COME ON.
[ YAWNS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
Sabrina: WE RAN OVER BROOKLYN'S BOLLYWOOD ROUTINE LAST NIGHT.
AND SHE DID PRETTY GOOD. WE HAD A LITTLE AUDIENCE IN THERE.
SHE'S STILL A LITTLE LOST TOWARDS THE END,
BUT AS LONG AS SHE KEEPS HER SMILE ON, NO ONE WILL NOTICE.
[ FARTS ]
WHY ARE YOU SO GASSY TODAY?
[ CHUCKLES ]
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.
I NEED CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE TO COME UP TO THE STAGE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME BROOKLYN!
ALL RIGHT. THIS IS BROOKLYN, Y'ALL.
BROOKLYN'S ROUTINE -- I LOVED IT.
YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T, YOU KNOW, THINK NOTHING BAD ABOUT HER.
I THINK SHE ACTUALLY DID A GOOD JOB.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL.
THAT'S CONTESTANT NUMBER NINE, BROOKLYN.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU SO MUCH, BROOKLYN.
WE APPRECIATE YOU.
I DID GOOD ON THE BOLLYWOOD!
[ SIGHS ]
OOH, WORK IT, GIRL. WORK IT.
YOU DID GOOD.
[ WOMAN VOCALIZING ]
LET ME SEE.
LET ME SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE.
LET ME SEE, BABY.
I'M DOING MY BELLY DANCE FOR BOLLYWOOD.
OKAY.
OKAY.
Garriel: I'M FEELING COMPLETELY NERVOUS
BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, SO...
AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN,
SO WE'LL SEE.
I NEED ALL THE GIRLS AGES 5 THROUGH 6, OKAY?
LINE UP RIGHT BEHIND THAT YELLOW LINE FOR ME, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT, COMING TO THE STAGE RIGHT NOW
IS CONTESTANT NUMBER 21.
THIS IS MA'LEEH.
ALL RIGHT, YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CHUCKLES ] LOOK AT MA'LEEH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Emcee: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU SO MUCH, MA'LEEH.
MA'LEEH DID BOLLYWOOD WEAR,
AND SHE ACTUALLY DID GREAT ALL BY HERSELF.
GREAT JOB.
YOU SEE YOUR MOMMY CRYING?
YEAH.
I CRIED 'CAUSE NOW IT'S LIKE SHE DOESN'T NEED ME.
Emcee: OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
THIS IS THE TIME YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, OKAY?
IT IS TIME FOR THE CROWNING!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
Tasha: THE WAY CROWNING WORKS IS
YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR NAME CALLED FOR PRINCESS AND QUEEN.
THOSE ARE THE TWO, PRETTY MUCH, LOWER TITLES.
AND OF COURSE, THE ONE THAT EVERYONE IS GOING FOR
IS THE ULTIMATE GRAND SUPREME,
AND THIS IS GONNA BE GOING TO THE GIRL
WHO HAS THE ABSOLUTE HIGHEST SCORE IN THE ENTIRE SYSTEM,
AND THEY'LL BE GOING HOME WITH A 20-INCH CROWN.
VERY BEAUTIFUL AND OVER THE TOP.
OKAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
GOING INTO CROWNING, WE...
MAY NOT GET ANYTHING.
THAT'S MY BIGGEST FEAR.
I HATE CROWNING. [ CHUCKLES ]
I GET SO NERVOUS GOING IN 'CAUSE YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
I THINK BROOKLYN DID GOOD, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF SOMEONE DID BETTER.
SO, UNTIL THEY CALL HER NAME, MY STOMACH'S IN KNOTS.
Emcee: NOW CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE LOVELY YOUNG LADIES
IN THE AGES OF 19- THROUGH 35-MONTH AGE DIVISION
COME TO THE STAGE, PLEASE?
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
INTRODUCING YOUR DIVISIONAL QUEEN.
Abby: MY HEART'S RACING
'CAUSE YOU JUST WANT THEM TO PULL AND NOT CALL YOUR NAME.
...IS...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
INTRODUCING YOUR DIVISIONAL QUEEN...
...CONTESTANT NUMBER SIX, NADIA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Abby: I WAS DEFINITELY EXCITED
WHEN KHLOE'S NAME DIDN'T GET CALLED TODAY.
SO I KNEW SHE PULLED AND WE GOT A GOOD TITLE.
QUEEN AWARD SUCKS SO BAD.
YOU BASICALLY CAME TO THE PAGEANT AND WASTED YOUR MONEY.
YAY, NADIA.
NO.
[ LAUGHS ]
CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY LOVELY YOUNG LADIES AGES 3 TO 4 YEAR?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I HOPE BROOKLYN AT LEAST WINS ANY SUPREME TITLE.
AS LONG AS SHE WINS ANYTHING OTHER THAN QUEEN OR PRINCESS.
PRINCESS KIND OF SUCKS.
OUR PRINCESSES ARE...
...CONTESTANT NUMBER 13, BRIANNA,
AND CONTESTANT NUMBER 16, RYLEE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
INTRODUCING YOUR DIVISIONAL QUEEN...
I'D RATHER HAVE A QUEEN THAN A PRINCESS.
...CONTESTANT NUMBER 14...
ALINA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OH.
Sabrina: BROOKLYN DIDN'T WIN ANY SIDE AWARDS, BUT SHE DID PULL OUT.
SO I WAS HAPPY ABOUT THAT.
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR NAME CALLED FOR ANY TITLE
UNTIL THE VERY END.
NO, YOU DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING YET
'CAUSE THEY GOT TO SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST.
NEXT, CAN I HAVE MY LOVELY YOUNG LADIES AGES 5 AND 6
LINE UP ON THAT STAGE FOR ME, PLEASE?
NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
INTRODUCING YOUR DIVISIONAL PRINCESS.
Garriel: WE'RE PRAYING THAT THEY'RE JUST LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, I JUST CAN'T GET PAST HER BEAUTY,"
AND, YOU KNOW, SHE GOT SOME GOOD SCORES.
...CONTESTANT NUMBER 21, MA'LEEH.
[ APPLAUSE ]
IT'S OKAY.
I DON'T LIKE WHEN I DON'T WIN.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT AM I, AS HER MOTHER, SUPPOSED TO DO?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY?
ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY'S BEEN WAITING FOR --
THE SUPREME TITLES.
Y'ALL READY FOR ME TO ANNOUNCE THE SUPREME TITLES?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
NOW IT IS TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE BEAUTY SUPREME WINNERS.
ZERO THROUGH 4 YEARS OF AGE,
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE...
...CONTESTANT NUMBER FIVE, KHLOE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I WAS VERY HAPPY KHLOE WON BEAUTY SUPREME
SINCE SHE BOMBED HER BOLLYWOOD.
GOOD JOB, BABY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU GO, KHLO, KHLO!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ CRYING ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
NOW IT IS TIME FOR ME TO ANNOUNCE THE MINI GRAND SUPREMES
FOR ZERO THROUGH 4 YEARS.
LET'S WELCOME CONTESTANT NUMBER...
...NINE.
BROOKLYN, WHERE YOU AT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ GASPS ]
Sabrina: BROOKLYN WON MINI GRAND SUPREME TODAY.
I WAS KIND OF SHOCKED. I WAS SURPRISED SHE DID SO WELL.
Woman: WAY TO GO, BROOK!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I WON THE MINI SUPREME.
MM-HMM.
Woman: ALL RIGHT. I GUESS WE'RE DONE.
INTRODUCING OUR BOLLYWOOD ULTIMATE GRAND SUPREME WINNER.
CONTESTANT NUMBER...
28.
SHEALYNN.
28, SHEALYNN IS THE WINNER, Y'ALL.
THIS YOUNG DARLING JUST WON HERSELF
A $1,000 SAVINGS BOND, Y'ALL.
I DIDN'T FEEL DISAPPOINTED ABOUT CROWNING.
MY KIDS ARE ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN THEY GET A CROWN.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT KIND OF CROWN IT IS,
JUST AS LONG AS THEY GET SOMETHING.
MY KIDS ARE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY.
I'M JEALOUS AND I'M JEALOUS.
JEALOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING.
OW.
[ CHUCKLES ] GREAT.
[ WHINES ] NO!
KHLOE WILL CONTINUE TO DO PAGEANTS.
WE MAY HAVE ONE NEXT WEEKEND. [ CHUCKLES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
Sabrina: NO TROPHY IN THE MOUTH. NO.
[ FARTS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
BYE-BYE, SUCKERS.
[ FARTS ]
[ CHUCKLES ]