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Hi, I'm the Star Goddess, and here are some tips to ending a relationship with a Capricorn.
First of all, it's very difficult to end a relationship with a Capricorn, 'cause they
are ruled by the planet Saturn and they are the most tenacious sign of the zodiac. Hanging
on long after there's any hope of reconciling, Capricorns are the most serious sign of the
Zodiac, and they really believe truly in a committed relationship, so in order to get
rid of a Capricorn, you have to commit one of two cardinal sins. Capricorns are the most
frugal sign of the zodiac, money means everything to them, so if you really want to get rid
of one, start spending his money foolishly. Buy dumb things and then throw them away and
have no regard for them, and sooner or later it will drive the Capricorn crazy. If spending
all his money on frivolous toys doesn't work, the other trick you can resort to is simply
abandoning your personal hygiene. Capricorns are the clean freaks of the zodiac, they flip
out if they see dirt under your fingernails, or on your feet. So the very best way to get
rid of a Capricorn is to avoid bathing, be slovenly, don't clean up the house, and spend
all his money. That's how you end a relationship with a Capricorn. That's better living through
astrology, I'm Janet Sciales, the Star Goddess.