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The Hogwarts champions shall now enter the champions' tent
In preparation for the first task
Man, I can't believe I gotta skip lunch period for this stupid task
Hey, Harry
Today's the day The day you fight the dragon.
Now, did you read those notes that I wrote for you on dragons?
No
What? Why not?
Are you kidding me? They were so boring
So you didn't read them, you didn't prepare at all, You're not prepared at all?
Well no, I mean, at least I have my wand...
Uhm...
I brought my -
Here
You're the best
Harry just,
Please don't die today.
I don't want to see my best friend get eaten by a dragon
Relax, okay? Save the tears for my funeral, alright
Yeah okay
So, tell me more about this Pigfarts, I find it to be very interesting!
Well, while you're there you have to wear your space suit at all times
because there's no atmosphere on Mars
So if a single docking bay door opens, you'll probably die
My, how dreadful!
Well, but the good news is,
If you're a good enough student, Rumbleroar lets you ride around on his back!
And he's the headmaster lion?
Who can talk
Cool
Well hello, Harry How are you feeling today?
Hey Cedric
Trying to stay positive
Well good!
I'm happy to find you in good spirits!
Miss Granger
Hello
Cho: Sugarpie?
My darling!
Was that a kiss for good luck?
No, that was for being so cotton-picking cute
This one's for good luck
I hate that guy!
It's okay, Harry. You're going to be great today
Oh, God! Granger, I thought you were a boggart, I'm terrified of boggarts!
And what the hell are you doing in the champion's tent? Get out of here! Ten more points!
Thanks, Hermione!
Are you kids ready to fight a dragon?
Of course not, you're just children What the hell am I thinking?
But outside of this tent are thousands upon thousands of screaming fans
They're either gonna be cheering for you, or the dragon
But either way they're gonna be making some kind of noise
So,
In order for the selection process to be fair,
I am going to randomly select a cardboard cut-out sized version of the dragon you will be competing
For you, Cedric
Puff, the Magic Dragon
Figment, the imaginary dragon
The reluctant dragon
And for you, Potter
The Hungarian Horntail! The most terrifying thing you'll ever see in your whole life!
If there are no more complains, I -
Wait wait, hold on a sec. Dumbledore, wait a second!
This is terrifying Those are the cutest things I've ever seen
This thing is horrifying!
Just use your imagination.
Disapparate!
My God, this competition's gonna suck! All these dragons are a wimp - Accio Double Stuff
Look at that one
Oh my God, monster!
Is that yours?
Yeah
Oh my God, it's awesome Let me hold it
Oh my God this thing is terrifying I hope the real thing is smaller
Rawrrr!
Ferocious. What are you gonna do?
I don't know I'm not cut out for this kinda - it's gonna kill me!
Ron, you can't be in here, This is the champions' tent!
Miss Granger
What the devil are you doing in the champions' tent?
Ten points from Gryffindor!
Thanks, Hermione.
Hey. Good luck, buddy.
Bye, Snape
Bye!
Cedric Diggory
Now is your chance to face your dragon
Alright fellas Wish me luck!
I believe in you.
That's all I needed to hear
Hey Malfoy! I'll tell you what!
I'll let you switch dragons with me I'll give you the chance to switch dragons with me
I'll give you that opportunity Tell you what, don't worry about it Give me your dragon
Um, let me think about - no.
Come on I'll give you my gushers
No no, no I have a fruit by the foot.
I don't want your gushers.
Cho Chang
Your dragon awaits
Well
I can't ~imagine~ that this would be very hard?
Then I ~imagine~ it won't be
Malfoy, come on! Tell you what, I'll throw in my Teddy Grahams, with the Gushers
You can make little Gusher Teddy Graham sandwiches
No.
Alright
You throw in that pack of Bugles and you've got yourself a deal
Absolutely not.
Draco Malfoy
Professor Snape, is there any way I could, I dunno, forfeit or switch dragons?
Maybe just take a day off
What are you doing? What is that?
I'm protecting you, Potter!
Welsh Greenbacks can't stand the taste of Hunt's tomato ketchup
But I'm not fighting a Welsh Greenback I'm fighting a Hungarian Horntail
Oh, well, silly me...
Hunt's tomato ketchup is what Hungarian Horntails love best of all
Good luck, Potter
What? No!
And now Harry Potter will battle the terrifying Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you'll ever see in your whole life
It should be noted that this particular dragon has not been fed in two weeks
Come on, Harry. Go, Harry
You can do it, Harry You got it, Harry
Just think positive, You can do it!
Oh my God!
Accio guitar!
Hey dragon
You don't gotta do this
Let's re-evaluate our options
Throw away our old presumptions
Cause really, You don't gotta go through this
I'm really not that special
The Boy Who Lived is only flesh and bone
The truth is in the end
I'm pretty useless without friends
In fact I'm alone
I spend my time at school
Trying to be this cool guy
I never even asked for
I don't know any spells
Still manage to do well
But there's only so long that can last for
I'm living off the glory of a stupid children's story
That I Had nothing to do with
I just sat there and got lucky
So level with me, buddy
I can't defeat thee
So please don't eat me
And all I can do
is sing a song for you
Lalalalala
Rarararara
You never asked to be a dragon I never asked to be a champion
We both just jumped on this bandwagon But all we need is guitar jammin'
So lalalalala
Rarararara
Good night, dragon
One, two three! I beat the dragon!