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I used to love her...
...but I had to kill her!
I used to love her...
...but I had to kill her!
I had to put her...
6 feet under...
and I can still hear her complain!
Sonoko: Hey Ran, are you ready for tomorow?
Ran: Why, what's tomorow?
Like, it's valentines day!
We make chocolate for guys...
They eat it, and then
you know.
Oh right... yeah.
Sonoko: So like...
Will you be making chocolate for the guy you met at Wendy's?
What guy?
Sonoko: Don't you remember those two guys who said
they were med students at like, Beika U.
I'm gonna try to play Doctor with Katsuhiko!
Ran: [uncomfortably] O-oh.
Like, I guess you could have Toshihide. He seemed cool.
[Sigh]
Hey Ran, I've been looking for ya!
Shinichi: Y'know, I thought it'd be fun to randomly
hang out on a street corner.
Guess not.
Hey... isn't that Ran?
Hey, wanna go on a date with me?
Eh, Settle down there Kuwabara.
Why does everybody call me that?
Anyway, I want to take you to the Valentines day party
at Katsuhiko's place. Wanna go?
We're in!
SONOKO!!!
But Ran... that ***!
I'll be sure to pick you up tomorow!
See ya!
Shinichi: Rage... building...
Violent actions... planning!!!
Ran: Okay dad, I'm off
Bring me back some beers.
Like, Ran, hurry up. We still need to stop at the drug store.
[Mission Impossible theme plays]
It's time to introduce the Beika University Disk Golf team
to our two guests, Ran and Sonoko.
Hey Minigawa, you go first!
Okay.
I'm Katsuhiko, and I'm awesome.
Bone me!
They'll be plenty of time for that later.
And my name's Kaori
I'm Yoshimi.
I'm just here to add to the scenery.
And I'm the Super-Romantic Toshihide!
Katsuhiko's Mother: [manly Austrailian voice] And here's the food.
Choke on it!
Like... she doesn't sound anything like a woman!
Mother: Neither do any of the other *** in this series!
Hi there, I'm Samusu!
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna lock you in the basement!
How long is this gonna take. I-I'm cold, and hungry and- and- [sneezes]
Conan?
Shinichi: Oh crap... busted!
Conan, what are you...?
C-conan...
CONAN!
Shinichi: Damn, usually running in circles solves everything.
Uhhhh... I got lost!
Well get in here, it must be freezing!
I LIKE SHELTER!
Katsuhiko: This party's lame.
[belch]
Naomichi... dance.
No.
What? How dare you defy the awesomeness that... that is ME!
Ugh, I'm gonna go puke all over the cat.
Still think he's "smexy?"
I'm gonna follow him and rip his clothes off with my teeth!
That cat smells funny.
Here, these are for you.
Heh, sweets are for loosers.
Hey, what's wrong?
[Bawling] I'm not gonna get to do the nasty with him!
[incomprehensible]
Toshihide: [thinking] All right
All I have to do, is give her a kiss...
and she'll give me some of that delicious chocolate.
I hope your lips taste like chocolate!
[Alarm sounds]
Shinichi: OH MY GOD, THERE WAS TOUNGE IN THAT KISS!!!
Damn you brat!
Ran, I swear I'm not gay!
Head-butt attack.
It's super effective!
Eat my candy one more time
and I'll lock you in the basement!
Shinichi: Lovely family...
Narrator: Some random point in time later!
[sweetly] Time to eat your cake!
Oh boy, I love ca-
[meanly] THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
...Oh boy, I love lies!
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
[sweetly] If you don't shut up, I'm gonna lock you in the basement!
Shinichi: Why does everyone wanna lock that kid in the basement?
I need a smoke.
Crap, all outta butts.
Naomichi: Here, have one of mine.
I SAID ONE!!!
...***
Hey Ran, can I have that chocolate now?
Ahh!!! Katsuhiko's dead!
Ran, hurry! Call the police
Inspector Megure: Katsuhiko's officially dead.
Killed by poison.
It seems he died the instant he ate Yoshimi's chocolate.
Looks like an open and shut case to me.
It sure looks that way.
What the hell are you doing here.
Uh...
I don't know sir.
Shinichi: Yoshimi can't be the killer.
If it were that simple...
I'm sure nobody'd watch this show!
That's how it happened!
Hey inspector Megure. I think I know what ha-
Naomichi: Okay okay...
I can't take the pressure anymore. I did it!
Shinichi: Damn it!
But why?
HE CALLED ME FAT!
Okay, let's try this again.
[whining] Mommy! My teath hurt!
Mother: Go play soccer in the street!
Shinichi: Oh, I get it now.
Time to use that new device Proffessor Agasa gave me
so I don't have to beat Kogoro into unconsiousness
everytime I want to make him my dummy.
Kogoro: Inspector, I belive he's innocent.
...sort of.
You idiot, he just confessed!
Kogoro's voice: Well he did TRY to kill him
but he failed. Just like he does at life.
Megure: As if you have room to talk!
Kogoro's voice: Touche. But-lard butt here poisoned the filter.
Which Katsuhiko always disposes of.
He likes to smoke hard and one day live up to his hero...
Naruto!
Megure: And... how do you know about that?
Kogoro's voice: ...I'm not really sure myself.
So.. who is the killer?
Kogoro's voice: It was his own mother!
Well, I wanted a new Hi-def TV
but I couldn't afford it!
So it was either kill him, or lock him in the basement
for a few months with no food
But if I did that, where would I lock Samusu when he gets annoying?
[sigh] what should I do with my chocolates now?
Chocolate? Did you say... "chocolate?"
Y-yes.
Chocolate? Chocolate?
CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCO-
They aren't for you, ***!!
[crying] All I wanted was a box of chocolate!
Here Conan, we can share!
Conan: Yay, I love chocolate!
[vomits] Oh my God, what's in this crap?
[captions by martialmichael126]
Narrator: Next Conan's useless hint!
Conan: Pie!