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(Car Engine Roaring - We're going fast) Brian: Holy S!#?
Chris: (Sounds - yeahaarrrrs)
Matt: Yeeee Haaaa!!
Noam: (Laughter)
Emilio: Damn!
Timothy: Ah, they'll lock you up and take away the key.
So, I want to bring you guys along on a little trip with the
vehicle that's ridiculous, huh! This is Cadillac's CTS.
it's a wagon. I took out a couple my friends in it,
and did a couple of cool activities and I hope you guys enjoy.
Conrad: Visually, it's really nice, it's kinda classy isn't it.
Conrad: Black and silver, and a little bit shiny and all that.
Conrad: It's like the inside of the Titanic before it went down.
(Long laughter)
Kurt: That's the best line ever.. Conrad: So, so (laughing)
Kurt: It's like the inside of the Titanic (laughing) Conrad: So listen, I can't guarantee it's safety... (laughing)
Conrad: but it looks nice.
Dad: Is the traction control on? Kurt: Yeah.
Kurt: I can turn it off. Dad. NO!
Kurt: No? Dad: I rather you didn't'.
Kurt: Why not? Dad: (laughter) Well, I guess I'm not paying for tires.
Kurt and Dad: (Laughing)
Chris: 550HP is a big number.
Kurt: Yeah, 556, actually.
Chris: Yeah, you don't want to forget those extra 6 horses.
Kurt: Hey man... Chris: It's enough to carry a F@#$ing carriage.
Kurt: Hey, if you were in the horse business, would you want to miss 6 horses? Chis: haha, No, hahah, No! Not a chance.
Kurt: Do you like fast cars? Robert: I do. It seems, very fast.
Robert: It's a pretty car from the outside too. Real pretty.
Kurt: Feel the steering wheel.That has like a...
Robert: Oh that has a great feel. Kurt: Yeah
Robert: That is really cool. Why does it feel so different? Kurt: I think it's like suede.
Robert: I think it's suede too, like brushed suede.
Brian: I hear Jennifer Aniston's single.
Kurt: Give her a call man. Brian: Yeah...
Brian: You know, trying to get her number.
Kurt: Oh I got it. Brian: Hook a brother up.
Kurt: She seems really like,
Kurt: normal.
Brian: Just a "chick", right. Kurt: Just a nice, smart,
Kurt: intellectual,
Kurt: Woman.
Brian: Our birthdays are 10 days a part. so I'm thinking I gotta chance.
(Laughter) Brian: No really, they are.
Kurt: Oh I though you said "Oh really, I have a chance".
Brian: I got to meet her!
Kurt: Yeah. Brian: Then I got a chance, don't I? Kurt: Yeah, Yeah...you got a pulse.
Brian: (sounds of dissatisfaction) Kurt: (repeating Brian's sounds) Brian: you don't buy it?
Kurt:I don't know man. I think, uh...
Brian: I got a chance, just stop right there, I don't want to hear any, na na na, negative S@#$. "Yes, you have a chance"
Kurt: "What are my chances?"
Kurt: "One in a million." BOTH: "So you're saying I got a chance". (Laughter) Brian: EXACTLY!
Emilio: With Cadillac, it's one of the top. For me bro,
Emilio: I've driven other cars but Cadillac's the most, it's just a luxury car bro.
Emilio: I know you got BMW's and Mercedes but Cadillac's the S#$@.
Kurt: It's an American company, ya know. Emilo: You know what I'm saying bro.
Emilo: Cadillac's the Harley Davidson for me brother.
Gary: YOHOHO!!! (Driving fast)
Gary: OH!, Ok...(that's enough) Kurt: Yeah?
Gary: Alright, I got it.It looks like a luxury car but it's really a hot rod.
Gary: and uh, it's a muscle car. Kurt: It's a muscle car
BD: OH DAMN!!! This car's...
BD: got some get up on it man! This car has
BD: some strength! But don't be driving like that with a blackman in your car and all, man!!
BD: I'm just saying.I know you want to show the car off and everything...
Kurt: Why I won't get in trouble. BD: THAT'S, THAT'S THE PROBLEM. You ain't the one that's gonna go.
BD: They're gonna be "Alright, send the black guy out here. We know he told you to go fast!"
Kurt: You're right officer! He did!
BD: Oh, thank you officer, Oh my gosh. Kurt: Oh thank you, I didn't know who this man is.
Kurt: I had the honor of showing camel spiders to
Kurt: military guys on base, on the air force base.
Jim: Wow Kurt: In Louisiana. And,
Kurt: we had so much fun watching that film.
Jim: It's a beer drinking kind of movie. Kurt: Yeah! Everyone laughing, everyone having a good time,
Kurt: Everyone's like "OH SHE'S DEAD". Just loving it.
Kurt: and just smiling. Jim: That and Pirhanaconda
Jim: We had a lot of fun on both those pictures
Jim: I'm I'm planning to repeat the process Kurt; Yeah. Jim: in the future.
Jim: I'm still doing a lot of SyFY, next year, in 2014, and uh, I
Jim: like to try and bring back the same people all the time.
Richard: Our commercial would be - A family's in the car
Richard: A Dad comes up to a stop sign, when some little hot rod pulls up and revs it.
Richard: and looks at him like F--- --- old man and then he F-----
kicks the crap out of that guy!
Richard. And the kids are like "yeah Dad", and moms all like F---
Kurt: Mom's like "stop!!!". Richard. And she looks so horrified.
Richard: but there's a little granny in the car and she's like "yeah"!
Kurt: The husban's looking at the wife, and the wife's like "no", and then granny
Kurt: leans forward and says "Get him son". Richard: There you go!
Richard: perfect, perfect.
Noam: Are you a fan of those cars that have the
Noam: rear camera, so that when you're backing up you can actually see what that is? Or do you find that distracting?
Kurt: I love it. Noam: Yeah? Kurt: It's in this! Here...
Noam: Oh S@$%. Kurt: Yeah. Noam: That's awesome.
Kurt: And that's the bumper so you know exactly where it is. Noam: Wow!!!
(laughter)
Matt: You know it's ridiculous, I have four-year-old
Matt: almost four year old twin boys and already
Matt: they're both car nuts. You know. Kurt: Yeah. Matt: I'm always bringing them little matchbox toys and hot wheels
Matt: and everything
Matt: we'll be driving down the street and they're like "I like that car", "I like that car"
Matt: "That's my favorite". You know. And the first thing I do is look
Matt: is look back here and I see room for two child seats.
Matt: and I just know if I put my
Matt: boys child seats in here and put them in the car,
Matt: and hammer is one time, like that, I'd be.
Matt: Instant hero, you know? Hero to
Matt: My sons
Matt: because I drive a Cadillac CTS-V Wagon.
Matt: That would be just awesome.